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Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2021 10:45 pm
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Mar 07, 2021 6:34 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 9:43 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 1:33 pm
A drunken cricket makes the same sounds as playing Beatles records backwards.
"I'm............very............small............"
Drunken crickets think they are all Zen and tell you desire is the root of all suffering...and all you want them to do is shut up, so they are right.
You get three or four drunken crickets in your living room, and you’d think you were at an Irish wake.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2021 6:45 am
by CaptSMRT
Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Mar 07, 2021 10:45 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Mar 07, 2021 6:34 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 9:43 pm
"I'm............very............small............"
Drunken crickets think they are all Zen and tell you desire is the root of all suffering...and all you want them to do is shut up, so they are right.
You get three or four drunken crickets in your living room, and you’d think you were at an Irish wake.
The only thing worse than a drunken cricket is one that likes new country music.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 9:46 am
by Turk Sanderson
A drunken cricket won't fuck another cricket...he only wants a grasshopper.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2021 7:16 pm
by Turk Sanderson
Crickets

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2021 2:00 pm
by JMC-STL

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2021 4:34 pm
by Turk Sanderson

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2021 4:12 am
by JMC-STL
QUESTION: Is it a punishable offensive prescribed in the Stand-up Comedians Code of Ethics to call out a fellow member in a hockey thread? Just asking for a ... oh, never mind...

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2021 11:13 am
by Turk Sanderson
JMC-STL wrote: Sat Mar 13, 2021 4:12 am QUESTION: Is it a punishable offensive prescribed in the Stand-up Comedians Code of Ethics to call out a fellow member in a hockey thread? Just asking for a ... oh, never mind...
Ethics??? You're kidding, right?

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2021 9:20 pm
by JMC-STL
Somebody PLEASE tell me this shit isn't on TV ...
https://soapdirt.com/1000-lb-sisters-tammy-slaton-drop/

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2021 4:00 pm
by CaptSMRT
The three common themes of literature are man vs man, man vs nature, and the Sun invented racism.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 7:42 am
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Mar 15, 2021 4:00 pmThe three common themes of literature are man vs man, man vs nature, and the Sun invented racism.
Edgy. But in a good way, mind you. Keep it up.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 11:38 am
by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 7:42 am
CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Mar 15, 2021 4:00 pmThe three common themes of literature are man vs man, man vs nature, and the Sun invented racism.
Edgy. But in a good way, mind you. Keep it up.
I started thinking about the themes of literature and they seem to be limited. How did Man vs Mother in Law slip by?

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 1:08 pm
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 11:38 am
JMC-STL wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 7:42 am
CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Mar 15, 2021 4:00 pmThe three common themes of literature are man vs man, man vs nature, and the Sun invented racism.
Edgy. But in a good way, mind you. Keep it up.
I started thinking about the themes of literature and they seem to be limited. How did Man vs Mother in Law slip by?
That one's been done to death. Including my own mother-in-law.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2021 11:52 am
by CaptSMRT
Do you hear that? Its the sound of ten million liberal bloggers borrowing money from their parents to pay their rent since Trump stopped tweeting.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2021 6:58 pm
by JMC-STL
Can you score me a pair of tickets to the movie premiere & a copy of the book autographed by The Foot himself? Mrs. JMC might just let me outta the dog house to pee for that bundle.
Tribune Publishing

Mainers' frightening encounters with Bigfoot highlighted in new book and film

Troy R. Bennett, Bangor Daily News, Maine
Tue, March 23, 2021, 6:33 AM

Mar. 23—PORTLAND, Maine — It was a perfect day for fishing. Rising trout dimpled the smooth, dark waters of Green Pond in Moro Plantation. Jeff Kaine savored the day, floating and casting until nearly dark. It was one of his favorite spots in all Aroostook County and Kaine had angled trout there at least a dozen times before.

Around 7 p.m. a deep, angry, resonant roar exploded across the water. The sudden blast left Kaine frozen in fear. Every hair on his body was standing straight up when the howl finally ended, a full five seconds later.

Kaine then paddled for shore as fast as he could, ran up a hill to his truck and tore off down the dirt access road, still wearing his waders.

"I was freaked the hell out," Kaine said. "I've never heard any animal sound like that before and no human could ever replicate what I heard that evening."

That was May 2007. He hasn't been back since. ...

Read more at: https://www.yahoo.com/news/mainers-frig ... 00219.html

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2021 7:10 pm
by Turk Sanderson
JMC-STL wrote: Tue Mar 23, 2021 6:58 pm Can you score me a pair of tickets to the movie premiere & a copy of the book autographed by The Foot himself? Mrs. JMC might just let me outta the dog house to pee for that bundle.
Tribune Publishing

Mainers' frightening encounters with Bigfoot highlighted in new book and film

Troy R. Bennett, Bangor Daily News, Maine
Tue, March 23, 2021, 6:33 AM

Mar. 23—PORTLAND, Maine — It was a perfect day for fishing. Rising trout dimpled the smooth, dark waters of Green Pond in Moro Plantation. Jeff Kaine savored the day, floating and casting until nearly dark. It was one of his favorite spots in all Aroostook County and Kaine had angled trout there at least a dozen times before.

Around 7 p.m. a deep, angry, resonant roar exploded across the water. The sudden blast left Kaine frozen in fear. Every hair on his body was standing straight up when the howl finally ended, a full five seconds later.

Kaine then paddled for shore as fast as he could, ran up a hill to his truck and tore off down the dirt access road, still wearing his waders.

"I was freaked the hell out," Kaine said. "I've never heard any animal sound like that before and no human could ever replicate what I heard that evening."

That was May 2007. He hasn't been back since. ...

Read more at: https://www.yahoo.com/news/mainers-frig ... 00219.html
No-one should be surprised by this... he has to go somewhere when God is burning down the West coast trying to zap him with lightning.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2021 9:34 pm
by JMC-STL
Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Mar 23, 2021 7:10 pmNo-one should be surprised by this... he has to go somewhere when God is burning down the West coast trying to zap him with lightning.
He can lumber, but he can't hide.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 2:31 pm
by CaptSMRT
You need to grow a skullet if you ever want to see through the governments lies...a skullet is an antenna for the truth.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 3:19 pm
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Mar 25, 2021 2:31 pmYou need to grow a skullet if you ever want to see through the governments lies...a skullet is an antenna for the truth.
Did this dude's hat serve the same purpose?

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Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 4:22 pm
by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote: Thu Mar 25, 2021 3:19 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Mar 25, 2021 2:31 pmYou need to grow a skullet if you ever want to see through the governments lies...a skullet is an antenna for the truth.
Did this dude's hat serve the same purpose?


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Artificial skullets results can vary...this guy was obviously over dosing on effort.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 6:12 pm
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Mar 25, 2021 4:22 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Thu Mar 25, 2021 3:19 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Mar 25, 2021 2:31 pmYou need to grow a skullet if you ever want to see through the governments lies...a skullet is an antenna for the truth.
Did this dude's hat serve the same purpose?


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Artificial skullets results can vary...this guy was obviously over dosing on effort.
Does his cellmate prefer him with the dead critter on his head, or without?

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 6:28 pm
by Turk Sanderson
Def. Clam Beard:
When a woman shaves the top of her snatch and lets the bottom grow out.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 9:37 pm
by JMC-STL
Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Mar 25, 2021 6:28 pmDef. Clam Beard:
When a woman shaves the top of her snatch and lets the bottom grow out.
I thought "Def. Clam Beard" was a hairy hip-hop artist from Martha's Vineyard. :?

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 9:43 pm
by Turk Sanderson
JMC-STL wrote: Thu Mar 25, 2021 9:37 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Mar 25, 2021 6:28 pmDef. Clam Beard:
When a woman shaves the top of her snatch and lets the bottom grow out.
I thought "Def. Clam Beard" was a hairy hip-hop artist from Martha's Vineyard. :?
No ... that's Curly Simon

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 1:31 pm
by JMC-STL
Can someone 'splain to me how a firearm like this can be called a "pistol"? :?