Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5876If the city of St Louis were a person they would have an bathtub filled with old mail in the front yard and 2 million in Camel cash saved up for a rainy day.
...Yeah, but...on Christmas Eve they're gonna get $790,000,000 in Walmart gift cards.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Dec 01, 2021 9:57 am If the city of St Louis were a person they would have an bathtub filled with old mail in the front yard and 2 million in Camel cash saved up for a rainy day.
Wellness means that you're getting lots of sex.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Dec 01, 2021 1:06 pm Im really into wellness these days. I have no idea what it means, it sounds like it feels good and if I do something odd I can say its a kind of therapy Lebron James uses to recover from games.
Never mind, then.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Dec 01, 2021 1:08 pmWellness means that you're getting lots of sex.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Dec 01, 2021 1:06 pmIm really into wellness these days. I have no idea what it means, it sounds like it feels good and if I do something odd I can say its a kind of therapy Lebron James uses to recover from games.
At the Hit-N-Run in Granite City, you can get a Humdinger and never leave your car.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Dec 02, 2021 6:22 am They keep it real at 7-11. I was buying a diet Pepsi the other day and I overheard the cashiers talking about clocking out and killing someone over a lie. At Circle K...they have easy pay...at 7-11 they dont play.
The gas station mafia is serious business...there are bodies buried under the Flying-J!!!Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Dec 02, 2021 9:12 amAt the Hit-N-Run in Granite City, you can get a Humdinger and never leave your car.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Dec 02, 2021 6:22 am They keep it real at 7-11. I was buying a diet Pepsi the other day and I overheard the cashiers talking about clocking out and killing someone over a lie. At Circle K...they have easy pay...at 7-11 they dont play.
Luca Brasi was killed because he drove off without paying.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Dec 02, 2021 1:41 pmThe gas station mafia is serious business...there are bodies buried under the Flying-J!!!Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Dec 02, 2021 9:12 amAt the Hit-N-Run in Granite City, you can get a Humdinger and never leave your car.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Dec 02, 2021 6:22 am They keep it real at 7-11. I was buying a diet Pepsi the other day and I overheard the cashiers talking about clocking out and killing someone over a lie. At Circle K...they have easy pay...at 7-11 they dont play.
All my Pagan Babies arrived safe and sound… don’t scrimp on shipping… use a reliable delivery service and save yourself a lot of misery and expense.CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Dec 03, 2021 12:52 pm If you adopted ten orphans, and they all die on the bus ride to your house, would you be too sad to notice the irony?
Only if it's a script for one of those Covenant House commercialsCaptSMRT wrote: Fri Dec 03, 2021 12:52 pmIf you adopted ten orphans, and they all die on the bus ride to your house, would you be too sad to notice the irony?
So scratch USPS, then. Got it.Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Dec 03, 2021 3:05 pmAll my Pagan Babies arrived safe and sound… don’t scrimp on shipping… use a reliable delivery service and save yourself a lot of misery and expense.CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Dec 03, 2021 12:52 pmIf you adopted ten orphans, and they all die on the bus ride to your house, would you be too sad to notice the irony?
If I'd have gone with FedEx they'd have wound up in a ditch in down in Alabama....probably would be working in the entry level of the textile industry by now.JMC-STL wrote: Sat Dec 04, 2021 5:50 amSo scratch USPS, then. Got it.Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Dec 03, 2021 3:05 pmAll my Pagan Babies arrived safe and sound… don’t scrimp on shipping… use a reliable delivery service and save yourself a lot of misery and expense.CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Dec 03, 2021 12:52 pmIf you adopted ten orphans, and they all die on the bus ride to your house, would you be too sad to notice the irony?
There is already a guy with a joke about convenience stores...so I am changing venues of this story to Carl's Jr. Then a general roast of Carl's Jr...brought to you by Carl's Jr.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Dec 02, 2021 6:22 am They keep it real at 7-11. I was buying a diet Pepsi the other day and I overheard the cashiers talking about clocking out and killing someone over a lie. At Circle K...they have easy pay...at 7-11 they dont play.
Is her name Wendy?CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Dec 05, 2021 10:48 pm Carl's Jr has been run over by his girlfriend several times
Carl's Jr would borrow money from Wendy to pay his bills and still have money to buy a TV on Black Friday.Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Dec 06, 2021 12:17 amIs her name Wendy?CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Dec 05, 2021 10:48 pm Carl's Jr has been run over by his girlfriend several times
Did you teach him that trick at Hamburger U?Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Dec 08, 2021 7:07 pmCarl’s Jr. steals flowers out of the cemetery, and gives them to Wendy for her birthday.
Hamburger the Motion Picture is an underrated classic.JMC-STL wrote: Wed Dec 08, 2021 8:18 pmDid you teach him that trick at Hamburger U?Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Dec 08, 2021 7:07 pmCarl’s Jr. steals flowers out of the cemetery, and gives them to Wendy for her birthday.
Was that one of the Saw sequels?CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Dec 09, 2021 3:50 pmHamburger the Motion Picture is an underrated classic.JMC-STL wrote: Wed Dec 08, 2021 8:18 pmDid you teach him that trick at Hamburger U?Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Dec 08, 2021 7:07 pmCarl’s Jr. steals flowers out of the cemetery, and gives them to Wendy for her birthday.
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