I don't have lose self-esteem. I just work with a lot of assholes.JMC-STL wrote: Tue Aug 17, 2021 8:04 am The Hallmark Channel called. They want to turn your life into a made-for-people-with-low-self-esteem movie. They'll pay you scale for your consulting, and give you a very small share of the residuals. And you'll be grateful for it, damn it.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5777Afghanistan isn't a real countryTurk Sanderson wrote: Tue Aug 17, 2021 3:10 pmThe forestry program in Afghanistan leaves a lot to be desired... maybe the Capt’n can put them back on the right track.JMC-STL wrote: Tue Aug 17, 2021 2:44 pmI reckon The Cap'n is gonna have dibs on the wave of Afghan refugees headed to South St. Louis. Maybe you can have the Taliban defectors - they seem like a fun bunch ...Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Aug 17, 2021 10:09 am... And another thing... forming cults is mine and Calvin's department.... stay in your lane.
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5778I wasn't suggesting you watch the movie; I was merely suggesting your story could be an inspiration to others. Sheesh, a wee bit self-conscious, are we?CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Aug 17, 2021 4:36 pmI don't have lose self-esteem. I just work with a lot of assholes.JMC-STL wrote: Tue Aug 17, 2021 8:04 amThe Hallmark Channel called. They want to turn your life into a made-for-people-with-low-self-esteem movie. They'll pay you scale for your consulting, and give you a very small share of the residuals. And you'll be grateful for it, damn it.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5779People are all excited about the Olympics. I was in Barcelona in '92. I met Jordon and Larry Bird. I got to speak to Magic Johnson for a minute, he looked a little sad, so I asked him what was wrong. He said Ron, I have AIDS. I'm not sure I can still play. I'm a problem solver. I looked him right in the eye and said...Magic when life gives you AIDS BLOOD...you make Lemon AIDS BLOOD...and then the dream team won a gold medal.
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5780Meadowlark fucked him?CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Aug 18, 2021 7:16 am People are all excited about the Olympics. I was in Barcelona in '92. I met Jordon and Larry Bird. I got to speak to Magic Johnson for a minute, he looked a little sad, so I asked him what was wrong. He said Ron, I have AIDS. I'm not sure I can still play. I'm a problem solver. I looked him right in the eye and said...Magic when life gives you AIDS BLOOD...you make Lemon AIDS BLOOD...and then the dream team won a gold medal.
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5781Let me tell you about a guy...who had dark skin and long hair...he fought the forces of evil to save your soul for Eternia.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Aug 18, 2021 8:43 amMeadowlark fucked him?CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Aug 18, 2021 7:16 am People are all excited about the Olympics. I was in Barcelona in '92. I met Jordon and Larry Bird. I got to speak to Magic Johnson for a minute, he looked a little sad, so I asked him what was wrong. He said Ron, I have AIDS. I'm not sure I can still play. I'm a problem solver. I looked him right in the eye and said...Magic when life gives you AIDS BLOOD...you make Lemon AIDS BLOOD...and then the dream team won a gold medal.
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5782Eternia??? That's the stuff that JMC takes to keep his bowel movements regular.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Aug 19, 2021 7:27 amLet me tell you about a guy...who had dark skin and long hair...he fought the forces of evil to save your soul for Eternia.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Aug 18, 2021 8:43 amMeadowlark fucked him?CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Aug 18, 2021 7:16 am People are all excited about the Olympics. I was in Barcelona in '92. I met Jordon and Larry Bird. I got to speak to Magic Johnson for a minute, he looked a little sad, so I asked him what was wrong. He said Ron, I have AIDS. I'm not sure I can still play. I'm a problem solver. I looked him right in the eye and said...Magic when life gives you AIDS BLOOD...you make Lemon AIDS BLOOD...and then the dream team won a gold medal.
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5783Don't I wish.Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Aug 19, 2021 10:07 amEternia??? That's the stuff that JMC takes to keep his bowel movements regular.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Aug 19, 2021 7:27 amLet me tell you about a guy...who had dark skin and long hair...he fought the forces of evil to save your soul for Eternia.
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5784A guy tried to mug me today. I turned it into a break dance move and now we are headed to the finals on Americas Got Talent. Sometimes you need to twist life's to make things work. If nature tries to kill you, fight back. Stick a straw up a turtles ass if you need to.
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5785Please cite examples of places where inserting straws in turtle rectums is a common activity. The Rev is looking for family vacation spots to wrap up the summer.
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5786Myrtle beachJMC-STL wrote: Thu Aug 19, 2021 4:15 pm Please cite examples of places where inserting straws in turtle rectums is a common activity. The Rev is looking for family vacation spots to wrap up the summer.
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5788"Let's stuck a straw up a Turtle's ass, on Myrtle Beach" ... I can hear Jimmy Buffett singing that.
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5789Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Aug 19, 2021 8:57 pm"Let's stick a straw up a Turtle's ass, on Myrtle Beach" ... I can hear Jimmy Buffett singing that.
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5790The turtle line was dropped due to so much controversy...but the rest of the bit did pretty good.
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5791Lenny wouldn't have caved that easily.CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Aug 20, 2021 5:24 pm The turtle line was dropped due to so much controversy...but the rest of the bit did pretty good.
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5792I fight the battles worth winning.Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Aug 20, 2021 5:34 pmLenny wouldn't have caved that easily.CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Aug 20, 2021 5:24 pm The turtle line was dropped due to so much controversy...but the rest of the bit did pretty good.
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5793You and the Afghan Army.CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Aug 20, 2021 5:43 pmI fight the battles worth winning.Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Aug 20, 2021 5:34 pmLenny wouldn't have caved that easily.CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Aug 20, 2021 5:24 pm The turtle line was dropped due to so much controversy...but the rest of the bit did pretty good.
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5795FINALLY, a venue where you can easily knock 'em dead. Break a leg ... or a prosthesis.
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5796VFW shows are usually fun...the people are there for the show...and I'm getting paid $100.
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5797Save the C-note for respiratory therapy, after you breathe in all that secondhand smoke.CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Sep 03, 2021 4:45 pmVFW shows are usually fun...the people are there for the show...and I'm getting paid $100.
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5800I recently quit my job at Oscar Mayer where I was head of RAW DOG research. I stuck my dog in a tainted bun and it turned into a pimento loaf. Currently being treated with mRNA mustard.