I thought he meant he offered to glue it back on.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Jun 30, 2021 1:08 amMeaning you needed someone to throw your bail, huh?CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Jun 29, 2021 10:51 pmShe said....don't worry...they're fake. I thought it was a bonding moment.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5702Jenny has my numberTurk Sanderson wrote: Wed Jun 30, 2021 1:08 amMeaning you needed someone to throw your bail, huh?CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Jun 29, 2021 10:51 pmShe said....don't worry...they're fake. I thought it was a bonding moment.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5704She's got your number, all right.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Jun 30, 2021 2:58 pmJenny has my numberTurk Sanderson wrote: Wed Jun 30, 2021 1:08 amMeaning you needed someone to throw your bail, huh?CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Jun 29, 2021 10:51 pm
She said....don't worry...they're fake. I thought it was a bonding moment.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5705Just don't put 867-5309 in your Call Block list.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Jun 30, 2021 3:52 pmShe's got your number, all right.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5706Speaking of sexual predators, Bill Cosby is on the loose again.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5707They Freed Willy!Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Jun 30, 2021 6:36 pmSpeaking of sexual predators, Bill Cosby is on the loose again.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5708The Crossville TN police department needs to loosen up a bit ... Police responding to disturbance offered look at woman’s breasts
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5709I'm thinkin' that she should have offered pussy... or at least butt... tits won't buy what they used to.JMC-STL wrote: Mon Jul 05, 2021 9:47 pm The Crossville TN police department needs to loosen up a bit ... Police responding to disturbance offered look at woman’s breasts
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5710I heard the Delta-Variant for COVID was ten times more dangerous than regular COVID....and it charges for carry on bags!!!!
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5711When people move to Mars...it wont be long before crime follows...murder, rape...etc...
Why we never went back to the moon..? Neil Armstrong almost got car jacked.
That big red circle on Jupiter...is really a doorbell camera
Why we never went back to the moon..? Neil Armstrong almost got car jacked.
That big red circle on Jupiter...is really a doorbell camera
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5712The reason for not going back to the moon, is that the Egyptians were already there.... when you call to complain about your cell-phone or television service, that's who you're talking to.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Jul 07, 2021 6:57 am When people move to Mars...it wont be long before crime follows...murder, rape...etc...
Why we never went back to the moon..? Neil Armstrong almost got car jacked.
That big red circle on Jupiter...is really a doorbell camera
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5713If there were people on the Moon when we got there we would have killed them and taken their land.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Jul 07, 2021 9:12 amThe reason for not going back to the moon, is that the Egyptians were already there.... when you call to complain about your cell-phone or television service, that's who you're talking to.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Jul 07, 2021 6:57 am When people move to Mars...it wont be long before crime follows...murder, rape...etc...
Why we never went back to the moon..? Neil Armstrong almost got car jacked.
That big red circle on Jupiter...is really a doorbell camera
DSOTM.JPG
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5714Next time you're on the line waiting forever to talk with a phone or TV rep, in BFE remember who told you so.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Jul 07, 2021 10:32 pmIf there were people on the Moon when we got there we would have killed them and taken their land.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Jul 07, 2021 9:12 amThe reason for not going back to the moon, is that the Egyptians were already there.... when you call to complain about your cell-phone or television service, that's who you're talking to.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Jul 07, 2021 6:57 am When people move to Mars...it wont be long before crime follows...murder, rape...etc...
Why we never went back to the moon..? Neil Armstrong almost got car jacked.
That big red circle on Jupiter...is really a doorbell camera
DSOTM.JPG
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5715If Jesus had known karate it would have been a lot harder to kill him with two boards.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5716It wasn't part of His narrative.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Jul 08, 2021 6:43 amIf Jesus had known karate it would have been a lot harder to kill him with two boards.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5717GOD works in mysterious ways....watching you poop is one of those.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5718He knows more about you than fuckin' Santa Claus does.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Jul 08, 2021 12:34 pmGOD works in mysterious ways....watching you poop is one of those.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5719"He sees you when you're sleeping,Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Jul 08, 2021 4:10 pmHe knows more about you than fuckin' Santa Claus does.
He knows when you're awake,
He knows your LDL numbers,
So increase your fiber intake ..."
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5720If Pilate had challenged Jesus to a Nintendo Match, it would have been his ass up on that cross.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5721Which puts me to wondering ... If Jesus had taken up pilates as a hobby instead of shuffling around the Midde East for 33 years, would the Roman soldier have still been able to pierce His side with that lance?Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Jul 08, 2021 5:35 pmIf Pilate had challenged Jesus to a Nintendo Match, it would have been his ass up on that cross.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5722R.S.JMC-STL wrote: Thu Jul 08, 2021 8:45 pmWhich puts me to wondering ... If Jesus had taken up pilates as a hobby instead of shuffling around the Midde East for 33 years, would the Roman soldier have still been able to pierce His side with that lance?Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Jul 08, 2021 5:35 pmIf Pilate had challenged Jesus to a Nintendo Match, it would have been his ass up on that cross.
"Hey, up there, are you dead?"
J.C.
"You're gonna look real funny with that lance stickin' out of your ass."
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5723JMC-STL wrote: Thu Jul 08, 2021 8:45 pmWhich puts me to wondering ... If Jesus had taken up pilates as a hobby instead of shuffling around the Midde East for 33 years, would the Roman soldier have still been able to pierce His side with that lance?Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Jul 08, 2021 5:35 pmIf Pilate had challenged Jesus to a Nintendo Match, it would have been his ass up on that cross.
Technically Jesus invented Cross Fit
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5724Can we get Jesus and this Beachbody PiYo bitch in a celebrity death match? Chalene needs to be knocked down a peg or six.CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Jul 09, 2021 7:03 amTechnically Jesus invented Cross FitJMC-STL wrote: Thu Jul 08, 2021 8:45 pmWhich puts me to wondering ... If Jesus had taken up pilates as a hobby instead of shuffling around the Midde East for 33 years, would the Roman soldier have still been able to pierce His side with that lance?Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Jul 08, 2021 5:35 pmIf Pilate had challenged Jesus to a Nintendo Match, it would have been his ass up on that cross.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5725On the old internet...conspiracy theories were better...you could find plans for a Nazi space submarine on geocities any day of the week...the faces on Mars were real...Lizard people were still in the shadows...and Bill Clinton was responsible for everything that went wrong in the world...(that one is still true)