The secrets of the universe are locked up in the DNA of Bigfoot.... that's why God hates him, and keeps trying to kill him.CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Jul 11, 2021 1:53 pm On the old internet...conspiracy theories were better...you could find plans for a Nazi space submarine on geocities any day of the week...the faces on Mars were real...Lizard people were still in the shadows...and Bill Clinton was responsible for everything that went wrong in the world...(that one is still true)
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5727Bigfoot was booked on TWA flight 800, but canceled last minuteTurk Sanderson wrote: Sun Jul 11, 2021 2:22 pmThe secrets of the universe are locked up in the DNA of Bigfoot.... that's why God hates him, and keeps trying to kill him.CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Jul 11, 2021 1:53 pm On the old internet...conspiracy theories were better...you could find plans for a Nazi space submarine on geocities any day of the week...the faces on Mars were real...Lizard people were still in the shadows...and Bill Clinton was responsible for everything that went wrong in the world...(that one is still true)
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5728He stopped by the Bowling Green, Mo Walmart Friday night to shoplift some Hartz Mountain Flea and Tick Shampoo.. when he came out, God sent millions of lightning bolts his way... instead of heading South and East, where the lightning was heading, he went North. You don't live to be his age, without being able to dodge God's lightning storms.CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Jul 11, 2021 2:45 pmBigfoot was booked on TWA flight 800, but canceled last minuteTurk Sanderson wrote: Sun Jul 11, 2021 2:22 pmThe secrets of the universe are locked up in the DNA of Bigfoot.... that's why God hates him, and keeps trying to kill him.CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Jul 11, 2021 1:53 pm On the old internet...conspiracy theories were better...you could find plans for a Nazi space submarine on geocities any day of the week...the faces on Mars were real...Lizard people were still in the shadows...and Bill Clinton was responsible for everything that went wrong in the world...(that one is still true)
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5729I thought Bigfoot was the Greeter @ the Bowling Green Walmart. I guess his employee discount just wasn't enough for him, what with inflationary pressures on HBA products.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Jul 11, 2021 4:28 pmHe stopped by the Bowling Green, Mo Walmart Friday night to shoplift some Hartz Mountain Flea and Tick Shampoo.. when he came out, God sent millions of lightning bolts his way... instead of heading South and East, where the lightning was heading, he went North. You don't live to be his age, without being able to dodge God's lightning storms.CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Jul 11, 2021 2:45 pmBigfoot was booked on TWA flight 800, but canceled last minuteTurk Sanderson wrote: Sun Jul 11, 2021 2:22 pmThe secrets of the universe are locked up in the DNA of Bigfoot.... that's why God hates him, and keeps trying to kill him.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5730He just wears that blue vest, and hangs around the front door hoping to pick up chicks... he does better down 67 highway, though.JMC-STL wrote: Sun Jul 11, 2021 9:11 pmI thought Bigfoot was the Greeter @ the Bowling Green Walmart. I guess his employee discount just wasn't enough for him, what with inflationary pressures on HBA products.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Jul 11, 2021 4:28 pmHe stopped by the Bowling Green, Mo Walmart Friday night to shoplift some Hartz Mountain Flea and Tick Shampoo.. when he came out, God sent millions of lightning bolts his way... instead of heading South and East, where the lightning was heading, he went North. You don't live to be his age, without being able to dodge God's lightning storms.CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Jul 11, 2021 2:45 pm
Bigfoot was booked on TWA flight 800, but canceled last minute
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5731Bigfoot might be a myth, but he charges $20 for a bar of his soap...that son of a bitch!!!!Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Jul 11, 2021 9:53 pmHe just wears that blue vest, and hangs around the front door hoping to pick up chicks... he does better down 67 highway, though.JMC-STL wrote: Sun Jul 11, 2021 9:11 pmI thought Bigfoot was the Greeter @ the Bowling Green Walmart. I guess his employee discount just wasn't enough for him, what with inflationary pressures on HBA products.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Jul 11, 2021 4:28 pm
He stopped by the Bowling Green, Mo Walmart Friday night to shoplift some Hartz Mountain Flea and Tick Shampoo.. when he came out, God sent millions of lightning bolts his way... instead of heading South and East, where the lightning was heading, he went North. You don't live to be his age, without being able to dodge God's lightning storms.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5732Down on 67, if a man finds out that Bigfoot fucked his old lady, he considers himself lucky, and brags about it to all his friends.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Jul 12, 2021 7:19 amBigfoot might be a myth, but he charges $20 for a bar of his soap...that son of a bitch!!!!Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Jul 11, 2021 9:53 pmHe just wears that blue vest, and hangs around the front door hoping to pick up chicks... he does better down 67 highway, though.JMC-STL wrote: Sun Jul 11, 2021 9:11 pm
I thought Bigfoot was the Greeter @ the Bowling Green Walmart. I guess his employee discount just wasn't enough for him, what with inflationary pressures on HBA products.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5733People say Jesus is white because Christians are racist. I don't think that is accurate. Jesus is white because his dad invented racism. Am I wrong?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5734His dad sure hates Bigfoot, who’s half black. He flooded the planet to kill off the rest of the Bigfoot’s. We’ve all seen what happens when Bigfoot starts hanging out in Grafton.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 8:55 pm People say Jesus is white because Christians are racist. I don't think that is accurate. Jesus is white because his dad invented racism. Am I wrong?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5735Is Bigfoot Meghan Markle's real father? He'd be a better role model than Thomas Markle has been.Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 9:11 pmHis dad sure hates Bigfoot, who’s half black. He flooded the planet to kill off the rest of the Bigfoot’s. We’ve all seen what happens when Bigfoot starts hanging out in Grafton.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 8:55 pm People say Jesus is white because Christians are racist. I don't think that is accurate. Jesus is white because his dad invented racism. Am I wrong?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5736She'd be better off in the wild, than to have to put up with them snooties.JMC-STL wrote: Tue Jul 20, 2021 7:08 amIs Bigfoot Meghan Markle's real father? He'd be a better role model than Thomas Markle has been.Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 9:11 pmHis dad sure hates Bigfoot, who’s half black. He flooded the planet to kill off the rest of the Bigfoot’s. We’ve all seen what happens when Bigfoot starts hanging out in Grafton.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 8:55 pm People say Jesus is white because Christians are racist. I don't think that is accurate. Jesus is white because his dad invented racism. Am I wrong?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5737The government always said Weed was a gateway drug and they were right...now the Government is addicted to weed.
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5738The Government has changed its propaganda....Uncle Sam Wants You...to Smoke Weed!!! Help the War Effort Do More Dabs!!! The Army had changed its slogan to Weed All that you can Weed...they smoke more before 9am than most people do all day.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5739"We're looking for a few good hippies."CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:24 am The Government has changed its propaganda....Uncle Sam Wants You...to Smoke Weed!!! Help the War Effort Do More Dabs!!! The Army had changed its slogan to Weed All that you can Weed...they smoke more before 9am than most people do all day.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5740So how long before your church has a storeroom full of expired tubes of this stuff, Rev?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5741You had to post that just when the peaches are coming in, didn’t you?JMC-STL wrote: Mon Jul 26, 2021 6:48 pm So how long before your church has a storeroom full of expired tubes of this stuff, Rev?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5742Consider it a pubic service announcement. And that's no typo.Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Jul 26, 2021 10:18 pmYou had to post that just when the peaches are coming in, didn’t you?JMC-STL wrote: Mon Jul 26, 2021 6:48 pmSo how long before your church has a storeroom full of expired tubes of this stuff, Rev?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5743Brown and Crouppen have already filed the paperwork.JMC-STL wrote: Tue Jul 27, 2021 7:24 amConsider it a pubic service announcement. And that's no typo.Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Jul 26, 2021 10:18 pmYou had to post that just when the peaches are coming in, didn’t you?JMC-STL wrote: Mon Jul 26, 2021 6:48 pmSo how long before your church has a storeroom full of expired tubes of this stuff, Rev?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5744I'm not worried, the State will assign me a pubic defender.Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Jul 27, 2021 3:12 pmBrown and Crouppen have already filed the paperwork.JMC-STL wrote: Tue Jul 27, 2021 7:24 amConsider it a pubic service announcement. And that's no typo.Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Jul 26, 2021 10:18 pmYou had to post that just when the peaches are coming in, didn’t you?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5745A lady called me fat last week and I was so happy she didnt say anything about the vaccine I hugged her. I stole her wallet too, but that isn't my point. We made a connection. I flipped her off, but she was a nice lady.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5746That was her dummy wallet full of Corona Virus.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Aug 11, 2021 11:00 pm A lady called me fat last week and I was so happy she didnt say anything about the vaccine I hugged her. I stole her wallet too, but that isn't my point. We made a connection. I flipped her off, but she was a nice lady.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5747No viruses...it had some bandages, Oral Gel, Magnum condoms, and pills wrapped in Camel CashTurk Sanderson wrote: Wed Aug 11, 2021 11:05 pmThat was her dummy wallet full of Corona Virus.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Aug 11, 2021 11:00 pm A lady called me fat last week and I was so happy she didnt say anything about the vaccine I hugged her. I stole her wallet too, but that isn't my point. We made a connection. I flipped her off, but she was a nice lady.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5748So you rolled a hooker...way to go Capt'nCaptSMRT wrote: Wed Aug 11, 2021 11:51 pmNo viruses...it had some bandages, Oral Gel, Magnum condoms, and pills wrapped in Camel CashTurk Sanderson wrote: Wed Aug 11, 2021 11:05 pmThat was her dummy wallet full of Corona Virus.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Aug 11, 2021 11:00 pm A lady called me fat last week and I was so happy she didnt say anything about the vaccine I hugged her. I stole her wallet too, but that isn't my point. We made a connection. I flipped her off, but she was a nice lady.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5749Things are tough all over...she looked like a housewife to me.Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Aug 12, 2021 9:18 amSo you rolled a hooker...way to go Capt'nCaptSMRT wrote: Wed Aug 11, 2021 11:51 pmNo viruses...it had some bandages, Oral Gel, Magnum condoms, and pills wrapped in Camel Cash
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5750If she calls you fat while you're social distancing, she's a mean bitch.... If she calls you fat while you're fucking her, she's just trying to breathe.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Aug 12, 2021 11:21 amThings are tough all over...she looked like a housewife to me.Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Aug 12, 2021 9:18 amSo you rolled a hooker...way to go Capt'nCaptSMRT wrote: Wed Aug 11, 2021 11:51 pm
No viruses...it had some bandages, Oral Gel, Magnum condoms, and pills wrapped in Camel Cash