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Re: New Consolidated R.I.P. Thread

Another one The Rev let slip through his pruny fingers ... The Hollywood Reporter: Lola Dee, Popular Singer of the 1950s, Dies at 95 Bet you're gonna miss her beltin' out this holiday classic during those all-night eggnog shot benders ... https://youtu.be/W9e81fkIVEM You’d have to ask Robb about he...

Re: Blues 2023-2024 season thread

There is little to enjoy watching this team play... and if the organization considers this a "throw away"' season... then why should fans care? Shit is too expensive to put up with a product that is this bad. My Spidey-sense is telling me there is more going on here behind the scenes... t...

Re: *&^%$#@ Tourists ...

If that's what it takes, so be it. You sound pretty sore about this…. Either you were the gondolier, or you were getting it on with Mrs JMC in the following boat. If yiu must know ... Those selfie-snapping swimmers prevented me from finishing in the money in the Do Venice Naked Triathalon! One thin...

Re: *&^%$#@ Tourists ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vNZGwyvw3U My Solution: Dry them all off, and send every fucking one of 'em to Yellowstone ... They were Asians... they didn't have time to do a google translation... if they did, the gondolier's instructions probably would have come out as a derogatory rant, blamin...

Re: Blues 2023-2024 season thread

He stuck around longer than Sanford, too, he's got one goal through 14 games in the minors this year. Bortz was a true Blue, just a shame we couldn't package him with D'Agostini and a 3rd for someone like Ian Cole.. So after the last game, Chief was bitching about team toughness, and they just gave...

Re: Blues 2023-2024 season thread

He stuck around longer than Sanford, too, he's got one goal through 14 games in the minors this year. Bortz was a true Blue, just a shame we couldn't package him with D'Agostini and a 3rd for someone like Ian Cole.. So after the last game, Chief was bitching about team toughness, and they just gave...

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Jodie Foster comes off as the kind of lesbian who would talk your labia off... she'd kneel down to eat your pussy and end up trying to impress your clit by explaining Russian literature to it. Sounds more like Drew Barrymore ... only without the lisp ... Your pussy should be impressed if she can ex...

Re: BNF Suite Night thread

I might be more in on a meet-up than paying stupid money to go support a business that works hard to keep me from watching it. For me it would be more like hanging out with y'all than watching the game... the NHL doesn't give a rat's ass if I watch them, or not. There's a bunch of mother-fuckers goi...

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

It's settled, then. Pack your bags for Brazil! Comedy by night, burning Amazon rain forests by day. Your background in arboreal sciences will serve you well in clearing timber for more beef cattle grazing acreage. But you might wanna brush up on your Portuguese. If you hurry, you can ride along wit...

Re: News and Games around the NHL

HUGE opportunity for Osh's side hustle and his pass-backwards thinking employers to develop & introduce (in about 10 years when they realize they've lost 85% of their audience) a head-to-toe combo advertising projection screen & hockey-strong protective body suit . QUICK, @T.C. - Patent tha...

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

America loves someone to hate, these days... if working a dog joint, maybe you could try making disparaging remarks about hamburger eaters. I love hamburgers! It's settled, then. Pack your bags for Brazil! Comedy by night, burning Amazon rain forests by day. Your background in arboreal sciences wil...

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

I am easily the most fun comic on Earth. Come back here & tell us that AFTER you get a successful gig on a reboot of Who Wants to Date a Comedian? Who is the measure of success here? All I am trying to do is get work. America loves someone to hate, these days... if working a dog joint, maybe yo...

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Didja hit Hooters for a nightcap & the cell number of an 18 year-old waitress working for tips to pay for GED tutoring? Uhh…. Mrs Turk wouldn’t care for that… even if I told her that I was just trying to save the poor young lady’s soul. Adoption is always an option. As long as it comes with End...

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

You killed the shrimp deal ... RetailWire.com: Red Lobster Endless Shrimp Was Too Successful Just got home from eating at the Springfield, IL Red Lobster... the extra $5 bucks makes you feel compelled to gar-down 3X the amount that you would have eaten...still a good deal, just don't fall for those...

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

God bless their sweet, dexterous claws. That's why I only eat the Walt's shrimp. You killed the shrimp deal ... RetailWire.com: Red Lobster Endless Shrimp Was Too Successful Just got home from eating at the Springfield, IL Red Lobster... the extra $5 bucks makes you feel compelled to gar-down 3X th...

Re: News and Games around the NHL

Quick, lame disclaimer here that the Mrs. Bedard rumor has been denied by anyone that would actually know and is almost assuredly pure bullshit, but the truth is probably worse and way less funny, so I'm going to continue to roll with it. I was in the room and watched. I can confirm the rumors are ...

Re: News and Games around the NHL

5,000 dollars for a multi millionaire https://twitter.com/spittinchiclets/status/1728615388240339241?s=46 Where are this guys teammates? Can you imagine if this went down when hockey players were all grisly men instead of a bunch of little pussies? Where is Steve "Demolition Durby" Durban...

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