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Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Feb 22, 2020 8:15 amR.i.P. Larry Tesler
Computer genius who created "Copy and Paste"
Computer genius who created "Copy and Paste"
Computer genius who created "Copy and Paste"
Computer genius who created "Copy and Paste"

And lest we forget, he created the kindest "Cut" of all.

Damn it, now we'll NEVER know ... The Slate: Daredevil “Mad Mike” Hughes Dies in Rocket Crash on Mission to Prove Earth Is Flat

See, even The 1% lose somebody every once in awhile ... NYT: Jack Welch, G.E. Chief Who Became a Business Superstar, Dies at 84

Just one more reminder that exercise kills ... Sydney Morning Herald: Former top cyclist Nicolas Portal dies age 40

JMC-STL wrote: Mon Mar 02, 2020 9:21 am See, even The 1% lose somebody every once in awhile ... NYT: Jack Welch, G.E. Chief Who Became a Business Superstar, Dies at 84

The rest of them are picking his bank account to the bone like vultures.

JMC-STL wrote: Tue Mar 03, 2020 7:01 pm Just one more reminder that exercise kills ... Sydney Morning Herald: dies-age-40[/b]-20200304-p546me.html]Former top cyclist Nicolas Portal dies age 40

That's what happens when you wear those sissy pants

No, not related to Dennis Rodman ... beyond her love for sports ... Yahoo! Sports: Baseball mourns death of Yankees scout Kelly Rodman, 1 of 3 female scouts in MLB

Goodbye, Rosie (NOT the Queen of Corona) ... NYT: Rosalind P. Walter, 95, First ‘Rosie the Riveter’ and a PBS Funder, Dies

R.I.P. Kenny Rogers... Cashed in his chips at 81

Desperately seeking an end to all this ... Deadline.com: Remembering Mark Blum: Madonna & Rosanna Arquette Recall ‘Desperately Seeking Susan’ Co-Star ...

Sweet Georgia Brown ...

"Roy Biggins doesn't pay for sex ... Roy Biggins Incorporated does." ........ The Wrap: David Schramm, Star of ’90s Sitcom ‘Wings,’ Dies at 73

Ain't no sunshine ... Rolling Stone: Bill Withers, Hall of Fame Soul Singer, Dead at 81

Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Mar 21, 2020 8:09 amR.I.P. Kenny Rogers... Cashed in his chips at 81

He knew when to fold 'em. Does this signal the end of his Roasters, too?

JMC-STL wrote: Fri Apr 03, 2020 5:04 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Mar 21, 2020 8:09 amR.I.P. Kenny Rogers... Cashed in his chips at 81

He knew when to fold 'em. Does this signal the end of his Roasters, too?

KR'S Roasters are only available in Asia now.... We send them Kenny Rogers Roasters, and they send us Covid-19. Next time the Capt'n goes visiting his Cambodian In-laws, maybe he'll bring you back some.

So long, Eb ... The Hollywood Reporter: Tom Lester, the Wide-Eyed Farmhand Eb Dawson on 'Green Acres,' Dies at 81

JMC-STL wrote: Tue Apr 21, 2020 9:31 am So long, Eb ... The Hollywood Reporter: Tom Lester, the Wide-Eyed Farmhand Eb Dawson on 'Green Acres,' Dies at 81

Other than the pig, he was the smartest character on that show.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Apr 21, 2020 3:24 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Tue Apr 21, 2020 9:31 amSo long, Eb ... The Hollywood Reporter: Tom Lester, the Wide-Eyed Farmhand Eb Dawson on 'Green Acres,' Dies at 81

Other than the pig, he was the smartest character on that show.

Not true. Arnold only made it to Hooterville Elementary. Lisa Douglas had a college education.

[the Douglases are looking for clothes to donate to a rummage sale]

Oliver Douglas:
Why don't we give away this one?

Lisa Douglas:
No, that's the dress I graduated from high school in.

Oliver Douglas:
How about this one?

Lisa Douglas:
That's the dress I wore the first day of college.

Oliver Douglas:
[holding a black, low-cut dress] What about this one?

Lisa Douglas:
That's the one I got expelled in.

JMC-STL wrote: Tue Apr 21, 2020 3:41 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Apr 21, 2020 3:24 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Tue Apr 21, 2020 9:31 amSo long, Eb ... The Hollywood Reporter: Tom Lester, the Wide-Eyed Farmhand Eb Dawson on 'Green Acres,' Dies at 81

Other than the pig, he was the smartest character on that show.

Not true. Arnold only made it to Hooterville Elementary. Lisa Douglas had a college education.

[the Douglases are looking for clothes to donate to a rummage sale]

Oliver Douglas:
Why don't we give away this one?

Lisa Douglas:
No, that's the dress I graduated from high school in.

Oliver Douglas:
How about this one?

Lisa Douglas:
That's the dress I wore the first day of college.

Oliver Douglas:
[holding a black, low-cut dress] What about this one?

Lisa Douglas:
That's the one I got expelled in.

Going to college doesn't automatically make one smart...for example, this dude went to college

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Apr 21, 2020 5:59 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Tue Apr 21, 2020 3:41 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Apr 21, 2020 3:24 pmOther than the pig, he was the smartest character on that show.

Not true. Arnold only made it to Hooterville Elementary. Lisa Douglas had a college education.

[the Douglases are looking for clothes to donate to a rummage sale]

Oliver Douglas:
Why don't we give away this one?

Lisa Douglas:
No, that's the dress I graduated from high school in.

Oliver Douglas:
How about this one?

Lisa Douglas:
That's the dress I wore the first day of college.

Oliver Douglas:
[holding a black, low-cut dress] What about this one?

Lisa Douglas:
That's the one I got expelled in.

Going to college doesn't automatically make one smart...for example, this dude went to college
dumbass.jpg

Yeah, but with Lisa the education stuck. She learned to make the best dehydroficated Mason Dixon Chicken Dinner & Hots Kabobs this side of Pixley!

JMC-STL wrote: Tue Apr 21, 2020 8:20 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Apr 21, 2020 5:59 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Tue Apr 21, 2020 3:41 pm
Not true. Arnold only made it to Hooterville Elementary. Lisa Douglas had a college education.

Going to college doesn't automatically make one smart...for example, this dude went to college
dumbass.jpg

Yeah, but with Lisa the education stuck. She learned to make the best dehydroficated Mason Dixon Chicken Dinner & Hots Kabobs this side of Pixley!

She was a Park Avenue socialite who had a pig living in her home, and you want to claim that she’s the smart one?

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Apr 21, 2020 10:27 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Tue Apr 21, 2020 8:20 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Apr 21, 2020 5:59 pmGoing to college doesn't automatically make one smart...for example, this dude went to college
dumbass.jpg

Yeah, but with Lisa the education stuck. She learned to make the best dehydroficated Mason Dixon Chicken Dinner & Hots Kabobs this side of Pixley!

She was a Park Avenue socialite who had a pig living in her home, and you want to claim that she’s the smart one?

The pig was simply a frequent visitor. If you had bedroom closet doors like The Douglases did, and Alf & Ralph Monroe as your handy...persons, you'd have a menagerie wandering around in your humble abode, too. That didn't make them stupid, that just made them patient & gracious hosts. Another sign of intelligence you could stand to adopt, Rev.

JMC-STL wrote: Wed Apr 22, 2020 8:17 am

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Apr 21, 2020 10:27 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Tue Apr 21, 2020 8:20 pm
Yeah, but with Lisa the education stuck. She learned to make the best dehydroficated Mason Dixon Chicken Dinner & Hots Kabobs this side of Pixley!

She was a Park Avenue socialite who had a pig living in her home, and you want to claim that she’s the smart one?

The pig was simply a frequent visitor. If you had bedroom closet doors like The Douglases did, and Alf & Ralph Monroe as your handy...persons, you'd have a menagerie wandering around in your humble abode, too. That didn't make them stupid, that just made them patient & gracious hosts. Another sign of intelligence you could stand to adopt, Rev.

Pigs belong on the grill, not on the sofa.... what part of Jefferson County are you from, anyway?

Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Apr 22, 2020 10:29 am

JMC-STL wrote: Wed Apr 22, 2020 8:17 am

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Apr 21, 2020 10:27 pmShe was a Park Avenue socialite who had a pig living in her home, and you want to claim that she’s the smart one?

The pig was simply a frequent visitor. If you had bedroom closet doors like The Douglases did, and Alf & Ralph Monroe as your handy...persons, you'd have a menagerie wandering around in your humble abode, too. That didn't make them stupid, that just made them patient & gracious hosts. Another sign of intelligence you could stand to adopt, Rev.

Pigs belong on the grill, not on the sofa.... what part of Jefferson County are you from, anyway?

I was railroaded out of JeffCo years ago, for suggesting at a city council meeting that the citizens be required to put their overhauls back on & keep their tooth in for weddin' pitchers. Right after that, a large number of them moved to Southern Illinois to avoid future risk of cultural repression. So you can thank me, Rev, for that unlimited supply of pork for your grillin' purposes.