JMC-STL wrote:
Too late by then. There is no "Morning After Pill" for HIV.
Matthew McConaugHIV would not agree with you.
His movie character's inspiration died from the disease seven years after diagnosis. It was a long Morning After.
Matthew McConaughey had AIDS and chicks were throwing him random pussy. I have been blocked by 90% of the women on E-Harmony.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2015 5:12 am
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote:Matthew McConaughey had AIDS and chicks were throwing him random pussy. I have been blocked by 90% of the women on E-Harmony.
I guess you have a face made for hockey boards, then. And a personality to match.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2015 7:07 am
by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote:
CaptSMRT wrote:Matthew McConaughey had AIDS and chicks were throwing him random pussy. I have been blocked by 90% of the women on E-Harmony.
I guess you have a face made for hockey boards, then. And a personality to match.
I wish.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2015 12:22 pm
by CaptSMRT
Every E-Harmony profile I click on re-directs me to porn, they really do know me.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2015 3:40 pm
by CaptSMRT
I don't believe in ghosts. My house is haunted. I don't believe in irony.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2015 11:44 am
by CaptSMRT
True story, a Redneck almost punched me last night for suggesting that sex with John Wayne is not gay. I like to take risks.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2015 6:31 am
by T.C.
of course not, he's canadian.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2015 5:56 pm
by CaptSMRT
I'm an American Christian. I believe in Jesus and killing people who don't agree with him.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2015 11:41 am
by CaptSMRT
I dated a girl who liked butt stuff, and it's not really my thing, but I'll do it. Is it rude to get up and wash your hands during sex? She dumped me, so I didn't get a chance to ask her.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2015 12:21 pm
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote:... Is it rude to get up and wash your hands during sex? ...
Not if you take her along with you.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2015 12:23 pm
by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote:
CaptSMRT wrote:... Is it rude to get up and wash your hands during sex? ...
Not if you take her along with you.
Where were you last week when I could have used this advice.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2015 8:32 pm
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote:
JMC-STL wrote:
CaptSMRT wrote:... Is it rude to get up and wash your hands during sex? ...
Not if you take her along with you.
Where were you last week when I could have used this advice.
Snapchatting with your date. That's why she wanted to turn the other way.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 5:43 am
by CaptSMRT
Thanks for nothing Social Media!!!
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 6:02 am
by JMC-STL
JMC-STL wrote:
CaptSMRT wrote:
JMC-STL wrote:
Not if you take her along with you.
Where were you last week when I could have used this advice.
Snapchatting with your date. That's why she wanted to turn the other way.
And BTW: You need a shave.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 10:53 am
by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote:
JMC-STL wrote:
CaptSMRT wrote:
Where were you last week when I could have used this advice.
Snapchatting with your date. That's why she wanted to turn the other way.
And BTW: You need a shave.
Im waiting on a groupon, so I dont have to pay for laser hair removal on my taint.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 12:50 pm
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote:Im waiting on a groupon, so I dont have to pay for laser hair removal on my taint.
I applaud your sense of the bargain. Must be how you choose your girlfriends, too.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 2:02 pm
by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote:
CaptSMRT wrote:Im waiting on a groupon, so I dont have to pay for laser hair removal on my taint.
I applaud your sense of the bargain. Must be how you choose your girlfriends, too.
I love it when they accept coupons.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 6:45 pm
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote:
JMC-STL wrote:
CaptSMRT wrote:Im waiting on a groupon, so I dont have to pay for laser hair removal on my taint.
I applaud your sense of the bargain. Must be how you choose your girlfriends, too.
I love it when they accept coupons.
But those who validate parking are extremely rare.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2015 7:21 am
by CaptSMRT
Do you think Jesus ever has board meetings where he auditions new sins? One of these days I think being a Cowboys fan is going to get approved.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2015 7:40 am
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote:Do you think Jesus ever has board meetings where he auditions new sins? One of these days I think being a Cowboys fan is going to get approved.
Instead of: "You're FIRED!", He says: "Go To HELL!"
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2015 10:59 am
by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote:
CaptSMRT wrote:Do you think Jesus ever has board meetings where he auditions new sins? One of these days I think being a Cowboys fan is going to get approved.
Instead of: "You're FIRED!", He says: "Go To HELL!"
"I'm going to need you to go to Hell on Saturday." - Jesus Lumbergh
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 5:34 am
by T.C.
if you could just go ahead and wash my feet, that would be great.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 10:45 am
by CaptSMRT
Teach a Gorilla to fish, and he'll eat for a day....give a Gorilla a gun, and it will destroy humanity.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 1:30 pm
by JMC-STL
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Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2015 8:48 pm
by CaptSMRT
I met a girl online who said she was an actress, she had a trunk that said props, but there was a person inside of it. I waited for ten minutes, when I didn't hear anyone say cut I jumped out a window. I do my own stunts.