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Posted: **Tue Aug 02, 2022 2:53 pm**

It’s true, Robb K was there

Posted: **Tue Aug 02, 2022 3:55 pm**

BillP. wrote: Tue Aug 02, 2022 1:03 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: This is no lie...

This was actually kind of interesting. If the facts are real, sounds reasonable.

Facts by their very nature are real... and so it goes...

Posted: **Tue Aug 02, 2022 6:32 pm**

THE CIA USED PSYCHICS TO HARASS MARTIANS MILLIONS OF YEARS IN THE PAST!!!

Posted: **Tue Aug 02, 2022 6:55 pm**

I don't know about that, but the CIA harassed this asshole right off the fucking planet, last Saturday night.

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Posted: **Tue Aug 02, 2022 7:20 pm**

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Aug 02, 2022 6:55 pm I don't know about that, but the CIA harassed this asshole right off the fucking planet, last Saturday night.
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Pretty sure that was the USNAVY

Posted: **Tue Aug 02, 2022 7:35 pm**

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Aug 02, 2022 7:20 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Aug 02, 2022 6:55 pm I don't know about that, but the CIA harassed this asshole right off the fucking planet, last Saturday night.
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Pretty sure that was the USNAVY

I read that it was the CIA....either way, they finally got him.... only wish that they could have fed his nasty ass to the pigs.

Posted: **Tue Aug 02, 2022 7:57 pm**

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Aug 02, 2022 7:35 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Aug 02, 2022 7:20 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Aug 02, 2022 6:55 pm I don't know about that, but the CIA harassed this asshole right off the fucking planet, last Saturday night.
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Pretty sure that was the USNAVY
I read that it was the CIA....either way, they finally got him.... only wish that they could have fed his nasty ass to the pigs.

Considering cremation is against his religion... he won't be getting into Heaven

Posted: **Tue Aug 02, 2022 8:20 pm**

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Aug 02, 2022 7:57 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Aug 02, 2022 7:35 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Aug 02, 2022 7:20 pmPretty sure that was the USNAVY
I read that it was the CIA....either way, they finally got him.... only wish that they could have fed his nasty ass to the pigs.
Considering cremation is against his religion... he won't be getting into Heaven

Very likely a JSOC mission, with a CIA drone launching Hellfire R9X "Ninja bombs" - more descriptively known as the "Flying Ginsu." So al-Zawahiri wouldn't have been cremated; more like filleted. God loves a good steak dinner.

Posted: **Tue Aug 02, 2022 8:29 pm**

JMC-STL wrote: Tue Aug 02, 2022 8:20 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Aug 02, 2022 7:57 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Aug 02, 2022 7:35 pm
I read that it was the CIA....either way, they finally got him.... only wish that they could have fed his nasty ass to the pigs.
Considering cremation is against his religion... he won't be getting into Heaven
Very likely a JSOC mission, with a CIA drone launching Hellfire R9X "Ninja bombs" - more descriptively known as the "Flying Ginsu." So al-Zawahiri wouldn't have been cremated; more like filleted. God loves a good steak dinner.

The CIA probably bought the missile off of one of those late night infomercials..... "You can cut a terrorist to shreds, and still slice a tomato!"

Posted: **Tue Aug 02, 2022 8:33 pm**

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Aug 02, 2022 8:29 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Tue Aug 02, 2022 8:20 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Aug 02, 2022 7:57 pm
Considering cremation is against his religion... he won't be getting into Heaven
Very likely a JSOC mission, with a CIA drone launching Hellfire R9X "Ninja bombs" - more descriptively known as the "Flying Ginsu." So al-Zawahiri wouldn't have been cremated; more like filleted. God loves a good steak dinner.
The CIA probably bought the missile off of one of those late night infomercials..... "You can cut a terrorist to shreds, and still slice a tomato!"

HELLFIRE is an anti-tank weapon originally, so probably nothing left but a smear of Terrorist Nutella

Posted: **Tue Aug 02, 2022 9:07 pm**

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Aug 02, 2022 8:33 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Aug 02, 2022 8:29 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Tue Aug 02, 2022 8:20 pmVery likely a JSOC mission, with a CIA drone launching Hellfire R9X "Ninja bombs" - more descriptively known as the "Flying Ginsu." So al-Zawahiri wouldn't have been cremated; more like filleted. God loves a good steak dinner.
The CIA probably bought the missile off of one of those late night infomercials..... "You can cut a terrorist to shreds, and still slice a tomato!"
HELLFIRE is an anti-tank weapon originally, so probably nothing left but a smear of Terrorist Nutella.

Look up the R9X version. It ain't your Momma's anti-armor weapon.

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2022 12:19 am**

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Aug 02, 2022 12:36 pm
BluesSK wrote: Tue Aug 02, 2022 11:16 am The pope is talking about retirement. Which Cardinal will replace him in the lineup?
The Pope is from Mars!!!

It explains the hat.

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2022 6:58 am**

JMC-STL wrote: Tue Aug 02, 2022 9:07 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Aug 02, 2022 8:33 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Aug 02, 2022 8:29 pm
The CIA probably bought the missile off of one of those late night infomercials..... "You can cut a terrorist to shreds, and still slice a tomato!"
HELLFIRE is an anti-tank weapon originally, so probably nothing left but a smear of Terrorist Nutella.
Look up the R9X version. It ain't your Momma's anti-armor weapon.

Seems like a glorified CutCo

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2022 7:00 am**

Also... you can delete the thread from the main page.... I was hammered... and its been a long Summer for this arborist

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2022 7:08 am**

CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 7:00 amAlso... you can delete the thread from the main page.... I was hammered... and its been a long Summer for this arborist

"A Long Summer for This Arborist" ... wasn't that on Oprah's Book Club list?

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2022 12:16 pm**

JMC-STL wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 7:08 am
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 7:00 amAlso... you can delete the thread from the main page.... I was hammered... and its been a long Summer for this arborist
"A Long Summer for This Arborist" ... wasn't that on Oprah's Book Club list?

It was... she wept openly when I signed her copy

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2022 1:21 pm**

CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 12:16 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 7:08 am
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 7:00 amAlso... you can delete the thread from the main page.... I was hammered... and its been a long Summer for this arborist
"A Long Summer for This Arborist" ... wasn't that on Oprah's Book Club list?
It was... she wept openly when I signed her copy

...that was because you cut down the wrong tree in her yard.

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2022 2:40 pm**

Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 1:21 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 12:16 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 7:08 am
"A Long Summer for This Arborist" ... wasn't that on Oprah's Book Club list?
It was... she wept openly when I signed her copy
...that was because you cut down the wrong tree in her yard.

No... that was Mr T

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2022 2:59 pm**

CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 2:40 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 1:21 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 12:16 pm

It was... she wept openly when I signed her copy
...that was because you cut down the wrong tree in her yard.
No... that was Mr T

Mr T is an Arborist, too?

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2022 4:05 pm**

merged the baseball/mars nuked thread into this one, since it was becoming the same thing.

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2022 4:06 pm**

T.C. wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 4:05 pm merged the baseball/mars nuked thread into this one, since it was becoming the same thing.

You were merged with Mars by Elon Musk!

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2022 4:27 pm**

Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 2:59 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 2:40 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 1:21 pm...that was because you cut down the wrong tree in her yard.
No... that was Mr T
Mr T is an Arborist, too?

Another Full Circle Moment ...

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Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2022 4:36 pm**

JMC-STL wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 4:27 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 2:59 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 2:40 pm
No... that was Mr T
Mr T is an Arborist, too?
Another Full Circle Moment ...

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He must be self-employed... OSHA would never allow him to operate machinery while wearing all of those chains.

Posted: **Thu Aug 04, 2022 8:20 am**

no tkachuk, no perron, no soto. St. louis in shambles

Posted: **Thu Aug 04, 2022 11:03 am**

Dread_Pirate_Westley wrote: Thu Aug 04, 2022 8:20 am no tkachuk, no perron, no soto. St. louis in shambles

Fuck that… Bigfoot’s in town!!!

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