Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2021 7:12 am
hot dog the movie was better. shannon tweed.
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Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2021 7:13 am
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2021 2:16 pm
You had to mention Shannon Tweed… now JMC’s gonna catch another EBUG.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2021 12:13 am
If GOD made man in his image, that means he really loves farting in elevators and walking away.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2021 8:35 am
She hasn't aged well. Must be takin' quite a lickin' from husband Gene Simmons.Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Dec 10, 2021 2:16 pmYou had to mention Shannon Tweed… now JMC’s gonna catch another EBUG.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2021 6:55 am
Over 50% of Americans do not understand what a bidet does, which means half of the people in this country don't understand how a stream of water works.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2021 5:21 pm
Lots of skanky snatch out there eh, Capt'n?CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Dec 14, 2021 6:55 am Over 50% of Americans do not understand what a bidet does, which means half of the people in this country don't understand how a stream of water works.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2021 5:29 pm
Was at a show and the subject of bidets was brought up and more than half the audience was confused...and it bothered me. Amereica should be leading the world in clean b-holes...what the hell is wrong with you.Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Dec 14, 2021 5:21 pmLots of skanky snatch out there eh, Capt'n?CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Dec 14, 2021 6:55 am Over 50% of Americans do not understand what a bidet does, which means half of the people in this country don't understand how a stream of water works.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2021 8:24 pm
Omigo will be a game changer ... https://myomigo.com/CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Dec 14, 2021 5:29 pmWas at a show and the subject of bidets was brought up and more than half the audience was confused...and it bothered me. Amereica should be leading the world in clean b-holes...what the hell is wrong with you.Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Dec 14, 2021 5:21 pmLots of skanky snatch out there eh, Capt'n?CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Dec 14, 2021 6:55 amOver 50% of Americans do not understand what a bidet does, which means half of the people in this country don't understand how a stream of water works.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2021 10:47 pm
Maybe it’s just me, but there’s something fucked up about needing a remote control to take a dump.JMC-STL wrote: Tue Dec 14, 2021 8:24 pmOmigo will be a game changer ... https://myomigo.com/CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Dec 14, 2021 5:29 pmWas at a show and the subject of bidets was brought up and more than half the audience was confused...and it bothered me. Amereica should be leading the world in clean b-holes...what the hell is wrong with you.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2021 4:00 am
Use the code LEGION for 10% off your order. Now, let’s get back into it…
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2021 10:09 am
She certainly looks pleased with the feature ...Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Dec 14, 2021 10:47 pmMaybe it’s just me, but there’s something fucked up about needing a remote control to take a dump.JMC-STL wrote: Tue Dec 14, 2021 8:24 pmOmigo will be a game changer ... https://myomigo.com/CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Dec 14, 2021 5:29 pmWas at a show and the subject of bidets was brought up and more than half the audience was confused...and it bothered me. Amereica should be leading the world in clean b-holes...what the hell is wrong with you.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2021 10:40 am
watch "You're The Worst" season 5. gretchen has a "sex toilet" in her office. it's quite amusing.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2021 3:36 pm
Don't you tell me what to do, you bully!!!T.C. wrote: Wed Dec 15, 2021 10:40 am watch "You're The Worst" season 5. gretchen has a "sex toilet" in her office. it's quite amusing.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2021 2:27 pm
People hate me...last night playing hockey I complimented someone on a play and he tried to fight me. I said "That was a hockey play" and he starts yelling..."Yours is coming" I can't fucking win. Later in the evening I said "If there was a GOD there would be no bald men and we would all have huge black cocks" and I swear to fuck I could hear a woman trying to get worked up over that, but she couldn't find the angle, so she didnt say anything.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2021 4:17 pm
There is a GOD....He told me to tell you that your baldness and little dick are his way of telling you what a fuck-up you were in your previous life... He also said to tell you not to expect much more in your next one, either.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Dec 16, 2021 2:27 pm People hate me...last night playing hockey I complimented someone on a play and he tried to fight me. I said "That was a hockey play" and he starts yelling..."Yours is coming" I can't fucking win. Later in the evening I said "If there was a GOD there would be no bald men and we would all have huge black cocks" and I swear to fuck I could hear a woman trying to get worked up over that, but she couldn't find the angle, so she didnt say anything.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2021 10:34 pm
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2021 9:25 am
Edgy. But it's seemingly fortunate with that audience that you moved on quickly from dissing God to admiring the ethnic male's physical endowments. God bless White American audiences!
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2021 10:27 am
Just wait till there's a black dude in the audience who was a major fuck-up in his previous life.JMC-STL wrote: Fri Dec 17, 2021 9:25 am Edgy. But it's seemingly fortunate with that audience that you moved on quickly from dissing God to admiring the ethnic male's physical endowments. God bless White American audiences!
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2021 2:47 pm
Say hello to my first merch shirt....(technically second...but its not important)
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2021 4:17 pm
Will you be hawking these @ BNF Suite Night 3.0? What colors & sizes are available? Do you accept food stamps?CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Dec 20, 2021 2:47 pmSay hello to my first merch shirt....(technically second...but its not important)
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2021 7:16 pm
I'll see if I can get a tank top for you.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2021 8:15 pm
Make it a camo crop top, and I'll bring my WIC EBT card along.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2021 5:13 pm
Giving blow jobs to shatter the glass ceiling seems like a funny reason for liberal women to be mad at Nancy ReganJMC-STL wrote: Mon Dec 20, 2021 8:15 pmMake it a camo crop top, and I'll bring my WIC EBT card along.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2021 9:02 pm
On this rare occasion, we are in agreement. With the exception of the spelling of Naughty Nancy's married name.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Dec 23, 2021 5:13 pmGiving blow jobs to shatter the glass ceiling seems like a funny reason for liberal women to be mad at Nancy Regan