Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 5:19 pm
I appreciate the compliment. I am sure giving it took ten years off of your life.JMC-STL wrote: Fri Apr 02, 2021 5:28 am You've lost weight, Cap'n, congratulations. I hope it doesn't affect your timing.
JMC-STL wrote: Fri Apr 02, 2021 5:28 am You've lost weight, Cap'n, congratulations. I hope it doesn't affect your timing.
I'm on fireTurk Sanderson wrote: Fri Apr 02, 2021 8:01 pm.jpgJMC-STL wrote: Fri Apr 02, 2021 5:28 am You've lost weight, Cap'n, congratulations. I hope it doesn't affect your timing.
CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Apr 03, 2021 12:46 amI'm on fireTurk Sanderson wrote: Fri Apr 02, 2021 8:01 pm.jpgJMC-STL wrote: Fri Apr 02, 2021 5:28 amYou've lost weight, Cap'n, congratulations. I hope it doesn't affect your timing.
I don’t think she’d be too hot of a ticket up here in Macoupin... even if she could rap Willie Nelson songs... I could get her into heaven, though....for a pretty decent price.JMC-STL wrote: Sun Apr 04, 2021 4:18 pm You need some celeb power to support your Church of The Unholy-whatever, Rev. I suggest you make a play for the "Cash Me Ou'side" girl of former Dr. Phil fame, who is all grown up now AND a millionaire rapper.
She sure is having the last laugh on everyone.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Apr 04, 2021 5:23 pmI don’t think she’d be too hot of a ticket up here in Macoupin... even if she could rap Willie Nelson songs... I could get her into heaven, though....for a pretty decent price.JMC-STL wrote: Sun Apr 04, 2021 4:18 pm You need some celeb power to support your Church of The Unholy-whatever, Rev. I suggest you make a play for the "Cash Me Ou'side" girl of former Dr. Phil fame, who is all grown up now AND a millionaire rapper.
...'till she gets shot. Rappers have a lower life expectancy than Mayflies.CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Apr 04, 2021 9:48 pmShe sure is having the last laugh on everyone.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Apr 04, 2021 5:23 pmI don’t think she’d be too hot of a ticket up here in Macoupin... even if she could rap Willie Nelson songs... I could get her into heaven, though....for a pretty decent price.JMC-STL wrote: Sun Apr 04, 2021 4:18 pm You need some celeb power to support your Church of The Unholy-whatever, Rev. I suggest you make a play for the "Cash Me Ou'side" girl of former Dr. Phil fame, who is all grown up now AND a millionaire rapper.
Shit....she isn't really a rapperTurk Sanderson wrote: Sun Apr 04, 2021 10:27 pm...'till she gets shot. Rappers have a lower life expectancy than Mayflies.CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Apr 04, 2021 9:48 pmShe sure is having the last laugh on everyone.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Apr 04, 2021 5:23 pm
I don’t think she’d be too hot of a ticket up here in Macoupin... even if she could rap Willie Nelson songs... I could get her into heaven, though....for a pretty decent price.
But she HAS to be a rapper. She's already fallen off all of the other lower rungs of alt-pop culture. Unless you want her to join BNF. Or maybe The Asylum.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Apr 05, 2021 11:04 amShit....she isn't really a rapperTurk Sanderson wrote: Sun Apr 04, 2021 10:27 pm...'till she gets shot. Rappers have a lower life expectancy than Mayflies.
Rap beefs aren't what they used to be anyway. The most popular rapper now...Nas X...he doesn't seem like the killing type.JMC-STL wrote: Mon Apr 05, 2021 11:31 amBut she HAS to be a rapper. She's already fallen off all of the other lower rungs of alt-pop culture. Unless you want her to join BNF. Or maybe The Asylum.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Apr 05, 2021 11:04 amShit....she isn't really a rapperTurk Sanderson wrote: Sun Apr 04, 2021 10:27 pm
...'till she gets shot. Rappers have a lower life expectancy than Mayflies.
If Megan Thee Stallion can lose a toenail or two, surely Bhad Bhabie can claim a rightful spot in Rapper Heaven to prove Rev's point.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Apr 05, 2021 11:34 amRap beefs aren't what they used to be anyway. The most popular rapper now...Nas X...he doesn't seem like the killing type.
Putin will never be okay with this.... he'll sew three more dicks onto a Russian zygote and name it четыре пениса путин.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 9:04 pm A baby with three dicks was recently born in Iraq. I guess this is GOD's way of making up for George Bush. What would this baby's gender be...Superman? One dicked people...your days are numbered.
Russia will be the first country to send a baby with four dicks into space.Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 9:43 pmPutin will never be okay with this.... he'll sew three more dicks onto a Russian zygote and name it четыре пениса путин.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 9:04 pm A baby with three dicks was recently born in Iraq. I guess this is GOD's way of making up for George Bush. What would this baby's gender be...Superman? One dicked people...your days are numbered.
If he gets the corresponding testicles, he'll be an octonut.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 10:18 pmRussia will be the first country to send a baby with four dicks into space.Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 9:43 pmPutin will never be okay with this.... he'll sew three more dicks onto a Russian zygote and name it четыре пениса путин.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 9:04 pm A baby with three dicks was recently born in Iraq. I guess this is GOD's way of making up for George Bush. What would this baby's gender be...Superman? One dicked people...your days are numbered.
This may get mixed reviews at your next Trans gig.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 9:04 pmA baby with three dicks was recently born in Iraq. I guess this is GOD's way of making up for George Bush. What would this baby's gender be...Superman? One dicked people...your days are numbered.
This is a trans-positive bit...a baby with three dicks demolishes the binary gender model.JMC-STL wrote: Wed Apr 07, 2021 6:58 amThis may get mixed reviews at your next Trans gig.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 9:04 pmA baby with three dicks was recently born in Iraq. I guess this is GOD's way of making up for George Bush. What would this baby's gender be...Superman? One dicked people...your days are numbered.
I meant the gig when YOU are the cross-dresser.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Apr 07, 2021 11:09 amThis is a trans-positive bit...a baby with three dicks demolishes the binary gender model.JMC-STL wrote: Wed Apr 07, 2021 6:58 amThis may get mixed reviews at your next Trans gig.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 9:04 pmA baby with three dicks was recently born in Iraq. I guess this is GOD's way of making up for George Bush. What would this baby's gender be...Superman? One dicked people...your days are numbered.