Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2021 4:23 pm
If angels would rather live on Earth and have sex with humans....how boring is heaven?
Rich bastards from the 'burbs drive down to Arsenal Street and pay strumpets for sex.... how boring is their lives?CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Feb 25, 2021 4:23 pm If angels would rather live on Earth and have sex with humans....how boring is heaven?
"strumpets"? Since when did this thread become: "How many Vassals does it take?"???Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Feb 25, 2021 5:47 pmRich bastards from the 'burbs drive down to Arsenal Street and pay strumpets for sex.... how boring is their lives?CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Feb 25, 2021 4:23 pmIf angels would rather live on Earth and have sex with humans....how boring is heaven?
No...they were nice people. I had met the woman a few weeks ago. She introduced me to her rescue dog, who was a sweet heart. The look on the guys face...he was walking around saying..."their dead" over and over again...and his wife was crying. This is one of the worst experiences I have ever had.JMC-STL wrote: Sat Feb 27, 2021 1:49 am "Two people were hit by a car in front of the bar I was at." ...
The bartender went outside to see what happened, said: "Neither one of them left me a tip. Karma is a cruel bitch," and went back inside.
I finished my beer, put my wallet on the bar, and left through the back door.
No...they were nice people. I had met the woman a few weeks ago. She introduced me to her rescue dog, who was a sweet heart. The look on the guys face...he was walking around saying..."they're dead" over and over again...and his wife was crying. This is one of the worst experiences I have ever had.JMC-STL wrote: Sat Feb 27, 2021 1:49 am "Two people were hit by a car in front of the bar I was at." ...
The bartender went outside to see what happened, said: "Neither one of them left me a tip. Karma is a cruel bitch," and went back inside.
I finished my beer, put my wallet on the bar, and left through the back door.
Well, I hope that you spent that car money on alcohol and prostitutes, and didn't squander it on bills.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Mar 01, 2021 7:10 am This year for my birthday I told myself I was going to buy a new car. I never bought it, but it felt good to tell myself I would. I'm my own deadbeat dad.
I'm too German to buy prostitutes.Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Mar 01, 2021 10:02 amWell, I hope that you spent that car money on alcohol and prostitutes, and didn't squander it on bills.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Mar 01, 2021 7:10 am This year for my birthday I told myself I was going to buy a new car. I never bought it, but it felt good to tell myself I would. I'm my own deadbeat dad.
Congratulations, you passed Maury's Paternity Test. You clearly don't know the difference between "deadbeat" and "tough love."CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Mar 01, 2021 11:27 amI'm too German to buy prostitutes.Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Mar 01, 2021 10:02 amWell, I hope that you spent that car money on alcohol and prostitutes, and didn't squander it on bills.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Mar 01, 2021 7:10 amThis year for my birthday I told myself I was going to buy a new car. I never bought it, but it felt good to tell myself I would. I'm my own deadbeat dad.
Who's gonna play white Shaft, Julian, or J-Roc?CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Mar 03, 2021 1:53 pm I was reading about how there is going to be a black Superman, and someone replied "How would you feel if they made Shaft white". I considered the idea and thought....you could make Shaft white...but he wouldn't be cool and nobody would watch.
Who is the White Private Dick, who is a shoulder to cry on for all the chicks? His theme would be played by Tears for Fears.
Ed Begley JrTurk Sanderson wrote: Wed Mar 03, 2021 2:05 pmWho's gonna play white Shaft, Julian, or J-Roc?CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Mar 03, 2021 1:53 pm I was reading about how there is going to be a black Superman, and someone replied "How would you feel if they made Shaft white". I considered the idea and thought....you could make Shaft white...but he wouldn't be cool and nobody would watch.
Who is the White Private Dick, who is a shoulder to cry on for all the chicks? His theme would be played by Tears for Fears.
Might as well get BubblesCaptSMRT wrote: Wed Mar 03, 2021 4:10 pmEd Begley JrTurk Sanderson wrote: Wed Mar 03, 2021 2:05 pmWho's gonna play white Shaft, Julian, or J-Roc?CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Mar 03, 2021 1:53 pm I was reading about how there is going to be a black Superman, and someone replied "How would you feel if they made Shaft white". I considered the idea and thought....you could make Shaft white...but he wouldn't be cool and nobody would watch.
Who is the White Private Dick, who is a shoulder to cry on for all the chicks? His theme would be played by Tears for Fears.
Was that cockroach in your salad part of your Pandemic ritual, or would it have been there anyway?CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 7:02 am The Pandemic has made me miss going to restaurants so much I have started putting lip stick on my glasses at home, so I can complain and ask for a clean one.
I was happy to have some company.Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 10:19 amWas that cockroach in your salad part of your Pandemic ritual, or would it have been there anyway?CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 7:02 am The Pandemic has made me miss going to restaurants so much I have started putting lip stick on my glasses at home, so I can complain and ask for a clean one.
A drunken cricket makes the same sounds as playing Beatles records backwards.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 1:10 pm Hand sanitizer is bullshit...I tried to kill a cricket with some and all he did was get drunk. Now I have to have an intervention for a cricket.
A drunken cricket doesn't care if you like his tweets!!!Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 1:33 pmA drunken cricket makes the same sounds as playing Beatles records backwards.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 1:10 pm Hand sanitizer is bullshit...I tried to kill a cricket with some and all he did was get drunk. Now I have to have an intervention for a cricket.
"I'm............very............small............"Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 1:33 pmA drunken cricket makes the same sounds as playing Beatles records backwards.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 1:10 pmHand sanitizer is bullshit...I tried to kill a cricket with some and all he did was get drunk. Now I have to have an intervention for a cricket.
Drunken crickets think they are all Zen and tell you desire is the root of all suffering...and all you want them to do is shut up, so they are right.JMC-STL wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 9:43 pm"I'm............very............small............"Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 1:33 pmA drunken cricket makes the same sounds as playing Beatles records backwards.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 1:10 pmHand sanitizer is bullshit...I tried to kill a cricket with some and all he did was get drunk. Now I have to have an intervention for a cricket.