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Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2020 6:56 am
by CaptSMRT
If we changed the countries name to Afghanisteve, maybe there would be less war and more parties.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2020 7:09 am
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Nov 18, 2020 6:56 amIf we changed the countries name to Afghanisteve, maybe there would be less war and more parties.
Change it to "North Dakota" and you can do what you damn well please.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2020 8:32 pm
by CaptSMRT

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2020 9:09 pm
by Turk Sanderson
Number 11 ? WTF?

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2020 9:41 pm
by JMC-STL
Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Nov 26, 2020 9:09 pm Number 11 ? WTF?
He would've been Number 12, but Suzie Earley got there late.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2020 10:07 pm
by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote: Thu Nov 26, 2020 9:41 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Nov 26, 2020 9:09 pm Number 11 ? WTF?
He would've been Number 12, but Suzie Earley got there late.
Wait....who the fuck is the Mayan Dentist?

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2020 10:08 pm
by CaptSMRT
CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Nov 26, 2020 10:07 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Thu Nov 26, 2020 9:41 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Nov 26, 2020 9:09 pm Number 11 ? WTF?
He would've been Number 12, but Suzie Earley got there late.
Wait....who the fuck is the Mayan Dentist?
Good one! Also... I think this list is from a different night.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2020 10:36 pm
by Turk Sanderson
Hope everyone had an okay Thanksgiving under the circumstances....We will have ours tomorrow. Don't know what the Princess is cooking up, but Calvin and I will be firing up the grill and contributing some Honey-Sriracha Frog Legs, and Garlic Butter Shrimp Skewers. One of my Apostles goes on Safari twice a year to Louisiana, and he blessed us with a large Ziploc (the good ones) bag of each....Pics Manyana.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2020 8:06 pm
by CaptSMRT
Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Nov 27, 2020 10:36 pm Hope everyone had an okay Thanksgiving under the circumstances....We will have ours tomorrow. Don't know what the Princess is cooking up, but Calvin and I will be firing up the grill and contributing some Honey-Sriracha Frog Legs, and Garlic Butter Shrimp Skewers. One of my Apostles goes on Safari twice a year to Louisiana, and he blessed us with a large Ziploc (the good ones) bag of each....Pics Manyana.
Come on down to Doc Hoppers!!!

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2020 11:17 am
by CaptSMRT

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2020 11:36 am
by CaptSMRT
Rod Stewart stuck cocaine pills up his ass to prevent from damaging the resonance in his nasal passages, and probably because there is no way to snort a line big enough to last through a three hour performance. Ass cocaine is the fountain of youth...he is 75 and still touring.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2020 9:25 pm
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Dec 01, 2020 11:36 amRod Stewart stuck cocaine pills up his ass to prevent from damaging the resonance in his nasal passages, and probably because there is no way to snort a line big enough to last through a three hour performance. Ass cocaine is the fountain of youth...he is 75 and still touring.
"... But whatever road you choose
I'm right behind you, win or lose ..."


Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2020 5:12 pm
by CaptSMRT
Whoever said two genders was enough hasn't been to enough orgies.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2020 6:42 pm
by JMC-STL
I read somewhere that the LGBTQI2S+ community has petitioned the American Library Association for the rights to use the Dewey Decimal System to catalog the growing collection of gender identities. :?

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2020 6:58 pm
by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote: Thu Dec 03, 2020 6:42 pm I read somewhere that the LGBTQI2S+ community has petitioned the American Library Association for the rights to use the Dewey Decimal System to catalog the growing collection of gender identities. :?
More genders equals more freedom. Freedom is the currency of America. Put vaginoplasty on the five dollar bill!!!

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2020 7:28 pm
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Dec 03, 2020 6:58 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Thu Dec 03, 2020 6:42 pmI read somewhere that the LGBTQI2S+ community has petitioned the American Library Association for the rights to use the Dewey Decimal System to catalog the growing collection of gender identities. :?
More genders equals more freedom. Freedom is the currency of America. Put vaginoplasty on the five dollar bill!!!
Wouldn't that require retailers to replace all of their counterfeit bill detection pens? :|

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2020 11:02 pm
by Turk Sanderson
JMC-STL wrote: Thu Dec 03, 2020 7:28 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Dec 03, 2020 6:58 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Thu Dec 03, 2020 6:42 pmI read somewhere that the LGBTQI2S+ community has petitioned the American Library Association for the rights to use the Dewey Decimal System to catalog the growing collection of gender identities. :?
More genders equals more freedom. Freedom is the currency of America. Put vaginoplasty on the five dollar bill!!!
Wouldn't that require retailers to replace all of their counterfeit bill detection pens? :|
Would a counterfeit vagina pen be a counterfeit dick?... asking for Mr. Waldorf

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2020 9:44 pm
by CaptSMRT
Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Dec 03, 2020 11:02 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Thu Dec 03, 2020 7:28 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Dec 03, 2020 6:58 pm
More genders equals more freedom. Freedom is the currency of America. Put vaginoplasty on the five dollar bill!!!
Wouldn't that require retailers to replace all of their counterfeit bill detection pens? :|
Would a counterfeit vagina pen be a counterfeit dick?... asking for Mr. Waldorf
I'm never surprised at the lack of support freedom gets in a free country.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2020 5:45 am
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 9:44 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Dec 03, 2020 11:02 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Thu Dec 03, 2020 7:28 pmWouldn't that require retailers to replace all of their counterfeit bill detection pens? :|
Would a counterfeit vagina pen be a counterfeit dick?... asking for Mr. Waldorf
I'm never surprised at the lack of support freedom gets in a free country.
Don't despair, Cap'n. If you want a counterfeit dick, The Rev is here to support it. As long as it's not to heavy for him.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2020 10:01 am
by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote: Sat Dec 05, 2020 5:45 am
CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 9:44 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Dec 03, 2020 11:02 pm
Would a counterfeit vagina pen be a counterfeit dick?... asking for Mr. Waldorf
I'm never surprised at the lack of support freedom gets in a free country.
Don't despair, Cap'n. If you want a counterfeit dick, The Rev is here to support it. As long as it's not to heavy for him.
Unlike your generation not everything I think or feel is related to myself. Somehow I developed empathy for others despite the best efforts of the baby boomers.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2020 4:29 pm
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Dec 05, 2020 10:01 am
JMC-STL wrote: Sat Dec 05, 2020 5:45 am
CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 9:44 pmI'm never surprised at the lack of support freedom gets in a free country.
Don't despair, Cap'n. If you want a counterfeit dick, The Rev is here to support it. As long as it's not to heavy for him.
Unlike your generation not everything I think or feel is related to myself. Somehow I developed empathy for others despite the best efforts of the baby boomers.
Your parents must be proud of you.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2020 10:26 pm
by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote: Sat Dec 05, 2020 4:29 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Dec 05, 2020 10:01 am
JMC-STL wrote: Sat Dec 05, 2020 5:45 am
Don't despair, Cap'n. If you want a counterfeit dick, The Rev is here to support it. As long as it's not to heavy for him.
Unlike your generation not everything I think or feel is related to myself. Somehow I developed empathy for others despite the best efforts of the baby boomers.
Your parents must be proud of you.
Nah....they are evil like you.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2020 9:49 pm
by CaptSMRT

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2020 11:03 pm
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Dec 07, 2020 9:49 pm
Shouldn't Back Door Comedy be like telling jokes while having anal sex?

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2020 3:33 am
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Dec 06, 2020 10:26 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Sat Dec 05, 2020 4:29 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Dec 05, 2020 10:01 amUnlike your generation not everything I think or feel is related to myself. Somehow I developed empathy for others despite the best efforts of the baby boomers.
Your parents must be proud of you.
Nah....they are evil like you.
It's a gift, not a generational character flaw. Got that, Sonny?!