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Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Oct 14, 2020 9:13 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Wed Oct 14, 2020 9:07 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Oct 14, 2020 6:24 pmThat happened to me once too, but it turned out to be a piece of onion from my White Castles.

Did you leave the pickle behind for a snack?

If you ain't huffin' White Castles you ain't doing it right.

I've done more than my share of Sliders Sniffing. Most of it was post-processing.

JMC-STL wrote: Fri Oct 16, 2020 9:10 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Oct 14, 2020 9:13 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Wed Oct 14, 2020 9:07 pm
Did you leave the pickle behind for a snack?

If you ain't huffin' White Castles you ain't doing it right.

I've done more than my share of Sliders Sniffing. Most of it was post-processing.

Admit it...your wife wrote that, didn't she?

Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Oct 16, 2020 9:44 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Fri Oct 16, 2020 9:10 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Oct 14, 2020 9:13 pmIf you ain't huffin' White Castles you ain't doing it right.

I've done more than my share of Sliders Sniffing. Most of it was post-processing.

Admit it...your wife wrote that, didn't she?

The JMCs share more than just our initials.

TImes are confusing...I saw a guy at Walmart returning donuts. What went wrong in your life? Did the Dunkin Donuts man have loud sex with your mom?

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Oct 23, 2020 3:52 pm TImes are confusing...I saw a guy at Walmart returning donuts. What went wrong in your life? Did the Dunkin Donuts man have loud sex with your mom?

Was his name Mike Smith?

Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Oct 23, 2020 4:24 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Oct 23, 2020 3:52 pm TImes are confusing...I saw a guy at Walmart returning donuts. What went wrong in your life? Did the Dunkin Donuts man have loud sex with your mom?

Was his name Mike Smith?

Mike Smith's wife eats chocolate long Johns behind his back all day when he is at work...he works from home.

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Oct 23, 2020 4:49 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Oct 23, 2020 4:24 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Oct 23, 2020 3:52 pmTImes are confusing...I saw a guy at Walmart returning donuts. What went wrong in your life? Did the Dunkin Donuts man have loud sex with your mom?

Was his name Mike Smith?

Mike Smith's wife eats chocolate long Johns behind his back all day when he is at work...he works from home.

This story line is far more confusing than the times, gentlemen.

JMC-STL wrote: Fri Oct 23, 2020 7:23 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Oct 23, 2020 4:49 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Oct 23, 2020 4:24 pm
Was his name Mike Smith?

Mike Smith's wife eats chocolate long Johns behind his back all day when he is at work...he works from home.

This story line is far more confusing than the times, gentlemen.

What kind of existential problem is someone going through when they take back donuts?

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Oct 23, 2020 9:41 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Fri Oct 23, 2020 7:23 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Oct 23, 2020 4:49 pm
Mike Smith's wife eats chocolate long Johns behind his back all day when he is at work...he works from home.

This story line is far more confusing than the times, gentlemen.

What kind of existential problem is someone going through when they take back donuts?

They weren't glazed when he bought 'em, but they were when he took 'em back.

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Oct 23, 2020 9:41 pmWhat kind of existential problem is someone going through when they take back donuts?

Maybe he's married, and his wife told him to sashay his fat ass back to the store & trade in the donuts for a set of exercise bands.

JMC-STL wrote: Fri Oct 23, 2020 9:55 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Oct 23, 2020 9:41 pmWhat kind of existential problem is someone going through when they take back donuts?

Maybe he's married, and his wife told him to sashay his fat ass back to the store & trade in the donuts for a set of exercise bands.

Maybe he is going to put it in his one act play...Waiting for Godonut.

CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Oct 24, 2020 12:27 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Fri Oct 23, 2020 9:55 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Oct 23, 2020 9:41 pmWhat kind of existential problem is someone going through when they take back donuts?

Maybe he's married, and his wife told him to sashay his fat ass back to the store & trade in the donuts for a set of exercise bands.

Maybe he is going to put it in his one act play...Waiting for Godonut.

Are you gonna audition for the part of Pozzo, or of Lucky?

JMC-STL wrote: Sat Oct 24, 2020 3:52 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Oct 24, 2020 12:27 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Fri Oct 23, 2020 9:55 pm
Maybe he's married, and his wife told him to sashay his fat ass back to the store & trade in the donuts for a set of exercise bands.

Maybe he is going to put it in his one act play...Waiting for Godonut.

Are you gonna audition for the part of Pozzo, or of Lucky?

I am Mecha-Carl Jung!!!!

CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Oct 25, 2020 5:41 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Sat Oct 24, 2020 3:52 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Oct 24, 2020 12:27 pmMaybe he is going to put it in his one act play...Waiting for Godonut.

Are you gonna audition for the part of Pozzo, or of Lucky?

I am Mecha-Carl Jung!!!!

Bringing Japanese anime into your act now? The pandemic might be just the revival your stage career was yearning for.

JMC-STL wrote: Sun Oct 25, 2020 6:53 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Oct 25, 2020 5:41 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Sat Oct 24, 2020 3:52 pm
Are you gonna audition for the part of Pozzo, or of Lucky?

I am Mecha-Carl Jung!!!!

Bringing Japanese anime into your act now? The pandemic might be just the revival your stage career was yearning for.

Waiting for Godot 2: Electric Suicide the Musical will be bigger than Hamilton.

I love the ocean. First best reason to love the ocean...when you get there women strip down to their underwear. Talk about a GOD like power. The ocean is natures version of Ryan Reynolds.

i snickered. that's pretty good.

It's legal to spend $10k on an engagement ring, but not $40 on a blow job...that is confusing. Prostitution is legal if Helzberg gets their cut.

Ranch dressing is confusing...cowboys don't eat salads. Ranch dressing doesn't play by the rules. People dip anything in salad dressing and it seems okay. Can you imagine someone dipping a chicken wing in French dressing? You would call the cops. Ranch dressing is dangerous. I know a girl from college who got lost in Hidden Valley on vacation...she came back pregnant, which was weird because she had a penis!!!! This story makes sense because college is a place where you might meet a transsexual woman and become friends.

CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Oct 28, 2020 6:41 am It's legal to spend $10k on an engagement ring, but not $40 on a blow job...that is confusing. Prostitution is legal if Helzberg gets their cut.

Yeah, but you went to Jared.

I don't know why they call it Hamburger Helper...it never called me when I was in the hospital!

CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Oct 31, 2020 11:24 amI don't know why they call it Hamburger Helper...it never called me when I was in the hospital!

That's a job reserved for the Hamburger Candy Stripers.

JMC-STL wrote: Sat Oct 31, 2020 11:32 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Oct 31, 2020 11:24 amI don't know why they call it Hamburger Helper...it never called me when I was in the hospital!

That's a job reserved for the Hamburger Candy Stripers.


Candy-Stripers-2006.jpg

Cough...cough...I might be sick a spell

CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Oct 31, 2020 11:51 am

JMC-STL wrote: Sat Oct 31, 2020 11:32 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Oct 31, 2020 11:24 amI don't know why they call it Hamburger Helper...it never called me when I was in the hospital!

That's a job reserved for the Hamburger Candy Stripers.


Candy-Stripers-2006.jpg

Cough...cough...I might be sick a spell

They're too tall for you.

I shaved a mullet on my cat...and the next day he got the dog pregnant, which was odd since my dog is a boy.