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JMC-STL wrote: Thu Sep 24, 2020 6:16 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Sep 23, 2020 8:54 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Wed Sep 23, 2020 5:27 pm
Paying a monthly rent there for quite some time, I reckon I have some opinions. Not ALL bad. Me 'n' the Mrs. do enjoy Grbic occasionally.

There is a place by there called J's Pitaria...they have the best chicken and dumpling soup in the state.

I'll be sure to bounce that soup option off my cardiologist when I visit him next month. Do you reckon J's has a low sodium/low saturated fat version on their Not-On-The-Menu menu?

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Sep 24, 2020 11:56 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Sat Sep 26, 2020 7:53 pm Nicki Minaj has made Tracy Chapman relevant again. I'll allow.

CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Sep 26, 2020 8:38 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Sat Sep 26, 2020 7:53 pmNicki Minaj has made Tracy Chapman relevant again. I'll allow.

The most offensive thing about WAP is that it is being called rap.

JMC-STL wrote: Sun Sep 27, 2020 10:24 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Sep 26, 2020 8:38 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Sat Sep 26, 2020 7:53 pmNicki Minaj has made Tracy Chapman relevant again. I'll allow.

The most offensive thing about WAP is that it is being called rap.

Be kind, that's simply a speech impediment.

CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Sep 27, 2020 7:08 pmChuck Norris is a legendary bad ass, he has captured the hearts of billions of people across the globe. Michael Jordan wears Chuck Norris high tops. Dinosaurs went extinct, so they would never have to face Chuck Norris. He is a virtual walking demi-god.

JMC-STL wrote: Sun Sep 27, 2020 7:46 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Sep 27, 2020 7:08 pmChuck Norris is a legendary bad ass, he has captured the hearts of billions of people across the globe. Michael Jordan wears Chuck Norris high tops. Dinosaurs went extinct, so they would never have to face Chuck Norris. He is a virtual walking demi-god.

Christie Brinkley gets consistently higher Ad Meter scores than Norris for Total Gym® infomercials. SHE is the bad ass demi-goddess in this virtual contest. And whose shoes do you think His Airness wears on weekends?

CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Sep 27, 2020 8:12 pmChuck got knocked out by a round house kick from low self esteem and woke up at the Hair Club for men.

JMC-STL wrote: Sun Sep 27, 2020 8:27 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Sep 27, 2020 8:12 pmChuck got knocked out by a round house kick from low self esteem and woke up at the Hair Club for men.

If he had only signed that deal to wear a Capillus® Laser Cap instead of the Hayes Cooper cowboy hat at the beginning of his 9-season run as Walker, Texas Ranger, Norris could've ditched the hairpieces long ago.

CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Sep 28, 2020 10:11 am

JMC-STL wrote: Sun Sep 27, 2020 8:27 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Sep 27, 2020 8:12 pmChuck got knocked out by a round house kick from low self esteem and woke up at the Hair Club for men.

If he had only signed that deal to wear a Capillus® Laser Cap instead of the Hayes Cooper cowboy hat at the beginning of his 9-season run as Walker, Texas Ranger, Norris could've ditched the hairpieces long ago.

Walker Texas Narcissist

JMC-STL wrote: Mon Sep 28, 2020 1:50 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Sep 28, 2020 10:11 am

JMC-STL wrote: Sun Sep 27, 2020 8:27 pm
If he had only signed that deal to wear a Capillus® Laser Cap instead of the Hayes Cooper cowboy hat at the beginning of his 9-season run as Walker, Texas Ranger, Norris could've ditched the hairpieces long ago.

Walker Texas Narcissist

Stand-up comedians should step lightly when using such labels. Unless they are a proponent of the "It takes one to know one" theory.

CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Sep 28, 2020 7:24 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Mon Sep 28, 2020 1:50 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Sep 28, 2020 10:11 amWalker Texas Narcissist

Stand-up comedians should step lightly when using such labels. Unless they are a proponent of the "It takes one to know one" theory.

I am too beautiful to be a narcissist.

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Sep 29, 2020 9:00 pm Chuck Norris can beat up everything on Earth except self doubt.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Sep 29, 2020 10:44 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Sep 29, 2020 9:00 pm Chuck Norris can beat up everything on Earth except self doubt.

Bigfoot made him squeal like a pig.

CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Sep 30, 2020 7:37 am

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Sep 29, 2020 10:44 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Sep 29, 2020 9:00 pmChuck Norris can beat up everything on Earth except self doubt.

Bigfoot made him squeal like a pig.

It's funny you mention that....more to come

JMC-STL wrote: Wed Sep 30, 2020 7:40 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Sep 30, 2020 7:37 am

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Sep 29, 2020 10:44 pm
Bigfoot made him squeal like a pig.

It's funny you mention that....more to come

Yet another shining example of the need for a SMFH emoji on this Board.

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CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Sep 30, 2020 10:46 pmI have recently been diagnosed with Pandemic Induced Stress Sadness, which has been flowing over America since late July.

CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 2:14 pmAborted babies should be able to file for disability because they died at work.