Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 8:54 pm
GOON is a better movie than Mystery Alaska...prove me wrong
GOON was not nominated by The Stinkers Bad Movie Awards committee for "Worst On-Screen Male Hairstyle" (Burt Reynolds-Mystery, Alaska, 1999).CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Jun 29, 2020 8:54 pmGOON is a better movie than Mystery Alaska...prove me wrong.
I've never liked Mystery Alaska, it is Chief O'Brien's worst episode.
But he went further in his early Star Fleet career than Scotty could've ever dreamed of advancing.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Jun 29, 2020 9:35 pmI've never liked Mystery Alaska, it is Chief O'Brien's worst episode.
During O'Brien's 22 years in Starfleet, he had fought in 235 separate battles and had been decorated by Starfleet on 15 occasions, he died and was resurrect twice (beating Jesus' personal record).
News Flash: Jesus' Second Coming was to the bridge of a Romulan Warbird during another infernal incursion into the Neutral Zone in Earth Year 2269 (118 Earth Years prior to the Romulan supernova for those who are counting). It was the only way He could get Capt. Kirk's attention & sign him to an exclusive retroactive deal with Priceline.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Jun 30, 2020 6:37 amDuring O'Brien's 22 years in Starfleet, he had fought in 235 separate battles and had been decorated by Starfleet on 15 occasions, he died and was resurrect twice (beating Jesus' personal record).
oh i agree it was fucking dumb and unnecessary, and i couldn't give less of a shit about the mayor of STL, but recently people have a tendency to lose their shit over something without learning anything about facts. hence my question. my understanding is that the reason they do such a thing in a council meeting is to ensure the person is a resident, thus their voice should be heard. to avoid people who don't have a stake in what's being discussed trolling the meetings. this could have been done outside of a broadcast obviously, but shrug. if you were in person you'd be required to state your name and at least zip code. point is, when you give your data to any level of government, you should be prepared for them to do something shitty with it. also, she should resign.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:30 pmEvery citizens information is public record and you are free to look it up or inquire about it. There is a huge difference between that and the mayor going live and saying...'so and so wants to defund the police...here is their home address" which is intimidation. Why would i feel safe a a citizen making any inquiry when there is the possibility of the mayor airing me out online? When you send the mayor a letter you have a certain expectation of privacy. It is clearly enumerated in the cities code of conduct not to do what the mayor did, so they know enough to make a policy about it.T.C. wrote: Mon Jun 29, 2020 3:16 pm it was a virtual meeting held with exactly the same guidelines as an in-person meeting, where you are required to provide those details when being heard, where they become public record. correct?
What the couple did was within their rights in a state with a castle doctrine., that doesn't make it right, and not smart for a couple of lawyers who prey on the poor for injury money.T.C. wrote: Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:15 amoh i agree it was fucking dumb and unnecessary, and i couldn't give less of a shit about the mayor of STL, but recently people have a tendency to lose their shit over something without learning anything about facts. hence my question. my understanding is that the reason they do such a thing in a council meeting is to ensure the person is a resident, thus their voice should be heard. to avoid people who don't have a stake in what's being discussed trolling the meetings. this could have been done outside of a broadcast obviously, but shrug. if you were in person you'd be required to state your name and at least zip code. point is, when you give your data to any level of government, you should be prepared for them to do something shitty with it. also, she should resign.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:30 pmEvery citizens information is public record and you are free to look it up or inquire about it. There is a huge difference between that and the mayor going live and saying...'so and so wants to defund the police...here is their home address" which is intimidation. Why would i feel safe a a citizen making any inquiry when there is the possibility of the mayor airing me out online? When you send the mayor a letter you have a certain expectation of privacy. It is clearly enumerated in the cities code of conduct not to do what the mayor did, so they know enough to make a policy about it.T.C. wrote: Mon Jun 29, 2020 3:16 pm it was a virtual meeting held with exactly the same guidelines as an in-person meeting, where you are required to provide those details when being heard, where they become public record. correct?
as for the armed couple, a group of about 300 people breaking down the gate to a gated community shouting about defunding the police should get used to the people living there protecting themselves. i certainly would. of course i wouldn't brandish the fucking thing like a dumbass but i'd be ready.
mystery, alaska and goon were both fucking great. but give the edge to goon here. better locker room jokes, you chernobyl mother fuckers!
CAUTION: That one will work far better on your Twitter feed than in your stand-up routine. Alternate spellings don't translate well to spoken verse.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:05 amI squeezed a pimple on my foot and an undeveloped twin tumor came out. I am naming him Toeny.
Does Jake from State Farm (or is it Flo from Progressive?) even know who Ghislaine Maxwell is?Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Jul 02, 2020 9:27 amGhislaine Maxwell just got arrested.... Think I'll call my insurance agent and see if I can buy a policy on her.
I hope not.JMC-STL wrote: Thu Jul 02, 2020 10:13 amDoes Jake from State Farm (or is it Flo from Progressive?) even know who Ghislaine Maxwell is?Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Jul 02, 2020 9:27 amGhislaine Maxwell just got arrested.... Think I'll call my insurance agent and see if I can buy a policy on her.
I deleted it!!! A Teratoma (undeveloped twin tumor) is an interesting concept though...it makes you stretch your imagination about the concept of life if anything.JMC-STL wrote: Thu Jul 02, 2020 10:10 amCAUTION: That one will work far better on your Twitter feed than in your stand-up routine. Alternate spellings don't translate well to spoken verse.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:05 amI squeezed a pimple on my foot and an undeveloped twin tumor came out. I am naming him Toeny.
Let me be the first to say (I hope) that I'm deeply disturbed by your fascination with a lump of teeth & hair setting up camp in your testicle. Readers may choose any part of that observation to induce vomiting.CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Jul 03, 2020 12:02 amI deleted it!!! A Teratoma (undeveloped twin tumor) is an interesting concept though...it makes you stretch your imagination about the concept of life if anything.JMC-STL wrote: Thu Jul 02, 2020 10:10 amCAUTION: That one will work far better on your Twitter feed than in your stand-up routine. Alternate spellings don't translate well to spoken verse.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:05 amI squeezed a pimple on my foot and an undeveloped twin tumor came out. I am naming him Toeny.
If those teeth could think or dream, they would be more alive than you are.JMC-STL wrote: Fri Jul 03, 2020 6:44 amLet me be the first to say (I hope) that I'm deeply disturbed by your fascination with a lump of teeth & hair setting up camp in your testicle. Readers may choose any part of that observation to induce vomiting.CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Jul 03, 2020 12:02 amI deleted it!!! A Teratoma (undeveloped twin tumor) is an interesting concept though...it makes you stretch your imagination about the concept of life if anything.JMC-STL wrote: Thu Jul 02, 2020 10:10 am
CAUTION: That one will work far better on your Twitter feed than in your stand-up routine. Alternate spellings don't translate well to spoken verse.
AND they'd have more hair than I do.CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Jul 03, 2020 8:27 amIf those teeth could think or dream, they would be more alive than you are.JMC-STL wrote: Fri Jul 03, 2020 6:44 amLet me be the first to say (I hope) that I'm deeply disturbed by your fascination with a lump of teeth & hair setting up camp in your testicle. Readers may choose any part of that observation to induce vomiting.CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Jul 03, 2020 12:02 amI deleted it!!! A Teratoma (undeveloped twin tumor) is an interesting concept though...it makes you stretch your imagination about the concept of life if anything.
There are definitely twin tumors out there pulling more ass than me.JMC-STL wrote: Fri Jul 03, 2020 8:47 amAND they'd have more hair than I do.CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Jul 03, 2020 8:27 amIf those teeth could think or dream, they would be more alive than you are.JMC-STL wrote: Fri Jul 03, 2020 6:44 am
Let me be the first to say (I hope) that I'm deeply disturbed by your fascination with a lump of teeth & hair setting up camp in your testicle. Readers may choose any part of that observation to induce vomiting.
Start dat list wit' deze two bitchez ...CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Jul 04, 2020 12:31 amThere are definitely twin tumors out there pulling more ass than me.
So is this a mega-roll commentary, or a 1 vs. 2-ply commentary, or a hoarding commentary? Trying to capture the context here.CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Jul 05, 2020 8:23 amA lot of the modern worlds problems started when society started accepting that one roll of toilet paper was equal to more than one roll of toilet paper.
Are they really different problems? Once the sanctity of the roll was violated it threw the whole world into anarchy. A worker could show up to the toilet paper plant...and say one hour of work equals forty...and then goes home with a full paycheck.JMC-STL wrote: Sun Jul 05, 2020 10:06 amSo is this a mega-roll commentary, or a 1 vs. 2-ply commentary, or a hoarding commentary? Trying to capture the context here.CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Jul 05, 2020 8:23 amA lot of the modern worlds problems started when society started accepting that one roll of toilet paper was equal to more than one roll of toilet paper.
I never imagined that was a union job. Thanks for the life lesson.CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Jul 05, 2020 10:25 amAre they really different problems? Once the sanctity of the roll was violated it threw the whole world into anarchy. A worker could show up to the toilet paper plant...and say one hour of work equals forty...and then goes home with a full paycheck.JMC-STL wrote: Sun Jul 05, 2020 10:06 amSo is this a mega-roll commentary, or a 1 vs. 2-ply commentary, or a hoarding commentary? Trying to capture the context here.CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Jul 05, 2020 8:23 amA lot of the modern worlds problems started when society started accepting that one roll of toilet paper was equal to more than one roll of toilet paper.