Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 1:11 pm
So... The Comedy Clubs and the Minor League Hockey venues are all shuttered, and now you two ass-holes think that you can do MY job, huh?
Well, good luck with that!
It's a dog-eat-dog world out here, Rev. Better start discounting those certificates & getting your Burning Bush advisor signed up with the TED Talks folks if you wanna keep market share. The Cap'n is building a fervent You Tube following, and may soon have more subscribers than HolaSoyGerman.
False prophets abound in times like these.... I have people calling me in the middle of the night asking if they should be huffing Lysol, and sticking U.V. lamps up their poop-chutes, because some false prophet told them that that would save them from the pestilence.... this shit ain't easy!
JMC-STL wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 1:24 pm
It's a dog-eat-dog world out here, Rev. Better start discounting those certificates & getting your Burning Bush advisor signed up with the TED Talks folks if you wanna keep market share. The Cap'n is building a fervent You Tube following, and may soon have more subscribers than HolaSoyGerman.
False prophets abound in times like these.... I have people calling me in the middle of the night asking if they should be huffing Lysol, and sticking U.V. lamps up their poop-chutes, because some false prophet told them that that would save them from the pestilence.... this shit ain't easy!
My views are up, bitches!!!
....only because people want to see you fall off the curb again.... the circuses are shuttered too.
False prophets abound in times like these.... I have people calling me in the middle of the night asking if they should be huffing Lysol, and sticking U.V. lamps up their poop-chutes, because some false prophet told them that that would save them from the pestilence.... this shit ain't easy!
My views are up, bitches!!!
....only because people want to see you fall off the curb again.... the circuses are shuttered too.
"I needed something ridiculous to laugh at, thanks." - Unknown
JMC-STL wrote: Sun Apr 26, 2020 3:19 pmAnd all this time I thought "Bon Jovi" was a powdered kitchen & bath cleanser.
He is such a tender soul.
Yeah, but he's tough on grime.
I thought The Capn's new Good Friend was "The One Fast Cleanser."
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2020 9:17 pm
by Turk Sanderson
That was like a hundred years ago, grandpa.... the animal rights people took them to court and made them remove the chickens from their advertising....so now they just show the police chalk outlines from when they killed them off.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2020 9:49 pm
by JMC-STL
They sold the chickens to Perdue for a plump profit.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2020 6:16 pm
by CaptSMRT
You guys better get some vitamins or something...I think you have lost it.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2020 6:38 pm
by JMC-STL
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2020 8:38 pm
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Apr 27, 2020 6:16 pm
You guys better get some vitamins or something...I think you have lost it.
You're pretending to be calling a hockey with Bon Jovi, and you think that us two need help???
JMC-STL wrote: Tue Apr 28, 2020 7:09 am
Statler & Waldorf Meme-Cry for Help.jpg
Throwing stones at my awesome video with a weak ass meme only validates my work.
At least throwing stones helps me maintain my muscle tone. Watching your videos leads to physical AND mental atrophy. Just ask the Rev; he can barely lift his hand to sign those certificates any more without help from The Burning Bush - and that has led to some messy fires @TDC.
JMC-STL wrote: Tue Apr 28, 2020 7:09 am
Statler & Waldorf Meme-Cry for Help.jpg
Throwing stones at my awesome video with a weak ass meme only validates my work.
At least throwing stones helps me maintain my muscle tone. Watching your videos leads to physical AND mental atrophy. Just ask the Rev; he can barely lift his hand to sign those certificates any more without help from The Burning Bush - and that has led to some messy fires @TDC.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2020 11:38 am
by JMC-STL
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2020 4:42 pm
by Turk Sanderson
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Fri May 01, 2020 7:19 am
by CaptSMRT
That sports report is awesome. Recreational sports will return before stadium sports...and rec sports players will love to make a highlight reel.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Fri May 01, 2020 10:05 am
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Fri May 01, 2020 7:19 am
That sports report is awesome. Recreational sports will return before stadium sports...and rec sports players will love to make a highlight reel.