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Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 11:26 am
by JMC-STL
Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 11:24 amYou must have had an audience of Quakers, or prostitutes...or both.
Quaker prostitutes? Nah, they're all pimps ... River Town’s Big, Bawdy Past Has Residents Talking

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 3:43 pm
by Turk Sanderson
JMC-STL wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 11:26 am
Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 11:24 amYou must have had an audience of Quakers, or prostitutes...or both.
Quaker prostitutes? Nah, they're all pimps ... River Town’s Big, Bawdy Past Has Residents Talking
It seems that the town dumped the prostitutes before the prostitutes could dump them.... but with 15 brothels and 50 to 75 prostitutes crammed into one block, it had to be somewhat clingy, and no-doubt stinky.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 6:06 pm
by CaptSMRT
Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 3:43 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 11:26 am
Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 11:24 amYou must have had an audience of Quakers, or prostitutes...or both.
Quaker prostitutes? Nah, they're all pimps ... River Town’s Big, Bawdy Past Has Residents Talking
It seems that the town dumped the prostitutes before the prostitutes could dump them.... but with 15 brothels and 50 to 75 prostitutes crammed into one block, it had to be somewhat clingy, and no-doubt stinky.
True story...the clingy guy didn't even understand he had been dumped.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 6:53 pm
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 6:06 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 3:43 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 11:26 am
Quaker prostitutes? Nah, they're all pimps ... River Town’s Big, Bawdy Past Has Residents Talking
It seems that the town dumped the prostitutes before the prostitutes could dump them.... but with 15 brothels and 50 to 75 prostitutes crammed into one block, it had to be somewhat clingy, and no-doubt stinky.
True story...the clingy guy didn't even understand he had been dumped.
The Doobie Brothers wrote about that guy.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 7:47 pm
by Turk Sanderson
I'm gonna be busy as fuck for the next few weeks.... Just got finished with the Christmas Heaven's Gate certificates, and this evening I'm getting bombarded with tons of Devil's Door orders.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 8:01 pm
by JMC-STL
Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 7:47 pm I'm gonna be busy as fuck for the next few weeks.... Just got finished with the Christmas Heaven's Gate certificates, and this evening I'm getting bombarded with tons of Devil's Door orders.
Lemme guess the recipients: Republican Senators, or Harvey Levin @ TMZ for breaking the Kobe death story?

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 8:12 pm
by Turk Sanderson
JMC-STL wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 8:01 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 7:47 pm I'm gonna be busy as fuck for the next few weeks.... Just got finished with the Christmas Heaven's Gate certificates, and this evening I'm getting bombarded with tons of Devil's Door orders.
Lemme guess the recipients: Republican Senators, or Harvey Levin @ TMZ for breaking the Kobe death story?
...aint got nuthin' to do with Kobe! :evil:

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2020 6:38 am
by JMC-STL
Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 8:12 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 8:01 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 7:47 pmI'm gonna be busy as fuck for the next few weeks.... Just got finished with the Christmas Heaven's Gate certificates, and this evening I'm getting bombarded with tons of Devil's Door orders.
Lemme guess the recipients: Republican Senators, or Harvey Levin @ TMZ for breaking the Kobe death story?
...aint got nuthin' to do with Kobe! :evil:
Must be Xi Jinping, then, for his Chinese fire drill-style handling of the Coronavirus epidemic.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:31 am
by CaptSMRT
A couple of people have said that the whole dashboard signal thing could be its own bit. I kind of thought it was a nice ice breaker but too cheesey to really talk about.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:40 am
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:31 am A couple of people have said that the whole dashboard signal thing could be its own bit. I kind of thought it was a nice ice breaker but too cheesey to really talk about.
I have this one on the door of my "state-of-the-art" refrigerator.
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Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2020 4:14 pm
by JMC-STL

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2020 4:44 pm
by Turk Sanderson

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2020 7:18 pm
by JMC-STL

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2020 8:48 pm
by Turk Sanderson

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 12:37 pm
by JMC-STL

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 6:44 pm
by CaptSMRT
Fuck the 49'ers!!!

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 7:13 pm
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Feb 02, 2020 6:44 pmFuck the 49'ers!!!
The football team, or the gold prospectors?

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 7:15 pm
by Turk Sanderson
JMC-STL wrote: Sun Feb 02, 2020 7:13 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Feb 02, 2020 6:44 pmFuck the 49'ers!!!
The football team, or the gold prospectors?

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 7:35 pm
by JMC-STL

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 7:39 pm
by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote: Sun Feb 02, 2020 7:13 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Feb 02, 2020 6:44 pmFuck the 49'ers!!!
The football team, or the gold prospectors?
Both...I rewatched Deadwood and gold prospectors were tedious people.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 7:59 pm
by Turk Sanderson
JMC-STL wrote: Sun Feb 02, 2020 7:35 pm Statler & Waldorf Meme-Einstein.jpg

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 10:34 am
by CaptSMRT
The Dr called my prostate my man potato because it's the fruit that grows at the bottom of my root and I'm wondering if it's legal to murder someone for rhyming before they stick a finger in your ass

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 12:52 pm
by CaptSMRT
My second thought was...get your GOD DAMN Finger off my man potato!

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 1:40 pm
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Feb 03, 2020 12:52 pm My second thought was...get your GOD DAMN Finger off my man potato!
Well...was your tater greater, or is your spud a dud?

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 6:33 pm
by CaptSMRT
Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Feb 03, 2020 1:40 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Feb 03, 2020 12:52 pm My second thought was...get your GOD DAMN Finger off my man potato!
Well...was your tater greater, or is your spud a dud?
He was man handling my merchandise!!!