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JMC-STL wrote: Sat Dec 28, 2019 8:18 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Dec 28, 2019 7:54 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Sat Dec 28, 2019 6:16 pm
That's oddly illuminating about you, as well.

They were probably asylum posters.

Nah, those clowns are dumped ON by prostitutes. And they enjoy it.

CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Dec 29, 2019 1:07 am

JMC-STL wrote: Sat Dec 28, 2019 8:18 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Dec 28, 2019 7:54 pm
They were probably asylum posters.

Nah, those clowns are dumped ON by prostitutes. And they enjoy it.

The one guy who gave up on life...the hooker said he was so filthy and dirty she was embarrassed to take money from him for sex. The clingy guy...he is a good looking guy who has pulled tons of hot ass...and now he is a shell...holy shit...what a turn of events.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Dec 29, 2019 8:35 amThis is clearly a case of “Wrong Hooker Syndrome”. They just need to swap hookers. The clean freak hooker would probably be okay with the clingy guy... he’ll, they may hit it off and live happily ever after. The other hooker obviously has a “Wham-Bam-Thank you Sam” personality, and wouldn’t mind fucking Pig-Pen, as long as he just got it over with and went on his way.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Dec 29, 2019 8:35 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Dec 29, 2019 1:07 am

JMC-STL wrote: Sat Dec 28, 2019 8:18 pm
Nah, those clowns are dumped ON by prostitutes. And they enjoy it.

The one guy who gave up on life...the hooker said he was so filthy and dirty she was embarrassed to take money from him for sex. The clingy guy...he is a good looking guy who has pulled tons of hot ass...and now he is a shell...holy shit...what a turn of events.

This is clearly a case of “Wrong Hooker Syndrome”. They just need to swap hookers. The clean freak hooker would probably be okay with the clingy guy... he’ll, they may hit it off and live happily ever after. The other hooker obviously has a “Wham-Bam-Thank you Sam” personality, and wouldn’t mind fucking Pig-Pen, as long as he just got it over with and went on his way.

CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Dec 29, 2019 9:09 am

Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Dec 29, 2019 8:35 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Dec 29, 2019 1:07 am

The one guy who gave up on life...the hooker said he was so filthy and dirty she was embarrassed to take money from him for sex. The clingy guy...he is a good looking guy who has pulled tons of hot ass...and now he is a shell...holy shit...what a turn of events.

This is clearly a case of “Wrong Hooker Syndrome”. They just need to swap hookers. The clean freak hooker would probably be okay with the clingy guy... he’ll, they may hit it off and live happily ever after. The other hooker obviously has a “Wham-Bam-Thank you Sam” personality, and wouldn’t mind fucking Pig-Pen, as long as he just got it over with and went on his way.

Next on Hooker swap...Steve trades a small amount of meth for a prostate massage.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Dec 29, 2019 9:20 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Dec 29, 2019 9:09 am

Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Dec 29, 2019 8:35 am

This is clearly a case of “Wrong Hooker Syndrome”. They just need to swap hookers. The clean freak hooker would probably be okay with the clingy guy... he’ll, they may hit it off and live happily ever after. The other hooker obviously has a “Wham-Bam-Thank you Sam” personality, and wouldn’t mind fucking Pig-Pen, as long as he just got it over with and went on his way.

Next on Hooker swap...Steve trades a small amount of meth for a prostate massage.

That’s for that other show - “Bordello Bartering”.

CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Dec 30, 2019 7:24 am

Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Dec 29, 2019 9:20 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Dec 29, 2019 9:09 am

Next on Hooker swap...Steve trades a small amount of meth for a prostate massage.

That’s for that other show - “Bordello Bartering”.

Next on Pimp my bride...we are gonna put a DVD player in your wifes butt, for long road trips.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Dec 30, 2019 12:33 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Dec 30, 2019 7:24 am Next on Pimp my bride...we are gonna put a DVD player in your wifes butt, for long road trips.

Does that come with dual headphone jacks?

CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Dec 30, 2019 4:15 pmNext on Hooker swap Candy trades clingy for crusty.

JMC-STL wrote: Mon Dec 30, 2019 1:37 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Dec 30, 2019 12:33 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Dec 30, 2019 7:24 am Next on Pimp my bride...we are gonna put a DVD player in your wifes butt, for long road trips.

Does that come with dual headphone jacks?

Sorry, but you've gotta put your head up your wife's ass to get the audio. Lots of grunting.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Dec 30, 2019 6:41 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Mon Dec 30, 2019 1:37 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Dec 30, 2019 12:33 pmDoes that come with dual headphone jacks?

Sorry, but you've gotta put your head up your wife's ass to get the audio. Lots of grunting.

No way... the echo would drive me crazy!

JMC-STL wrote: Mon Dec 30, 2019 7:48 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Dec 30, 2019 6:41 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Mon Dec 30, 2019 1:37 pm
Sorry, but you've gotta put your head up your wife's ass to get the audio. Lots of grunting.

No way... the echo would drive me crazy!

That's called "reverb" in the music biz.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Dec 30, 2019 7:51 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Mon Dec 30, 2019 7:48 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Dec 30, 2019 6:41 pmNo way... the echo would drive me crazy!

That's called "reverb" in the music biz.

That's called perverb in my biz.

JMC-STL wrote: Tue Dec 31, 2019 11:02 am Well, at least me & the guy in the back who raised his hand got the Mad Max reference.

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Dec 31, 2019 5:22 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Tue Dec 31, 2019 11:02 amWell, at least me & the guy in the back who raised his hand got the Mad Max reference.

Nobody was more disappointed than the Ayatollah of Rockin'Rolla.

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Jan 02, 2020 7:26 pm A scary ghost isn't even the worst kind...you could have a Bro ghost...a Brost. A Brost doesn't want you to leave your house...he wants you to stay and spot him while he does squats. A Brost doesn't keep you up all night wailing and moaning...he keeps you up taking calls for the supplement business he runs in your basement.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Jan 02, 2020 8:09 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Jan 02, 2020 7:26 pm A scary ghost isn't even the worst kind...you could have a Bro ghost...a Brost. A Brost doesn't want you to leave your house...he wants you to stay and spot him while he does squats. A Brost doesn't keep you up all night wailing and moaning...he keeps you up taking calls for the supplement business he runs in your basement.

Once Upon A Time In CaptSMRT's Mom's Basement.

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Jan 02, 2020 8:17 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Jan 02, 2020 8:09 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Jan 02, 2020 7:26 pm A scary ghost isn't even the worst kind...you could have a Bro ghost...a Brost. A Brost doesn't want you to leave your house...he wants you to stay and spot him while he does squats. A Brost doesn't keep you up all night wailing and moaning...he keeps you up taking calls for the supplement business he runs in your basement.

Once Upon A Time In CaptSMRT's Mom's Basement.

French Anarchist ghost keeps you up all night lamenting the creation of government.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Jan 02, 2020 8:27 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Jan 02, 2020 8:17 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Jan 02, 2020 8:09 pm

Once Upon A Time In CaptSMRT's Mom's Basement.

French Anarchist ghost keeps you up all night lamenting the creation of government.

No one ever takes into consideration the spirits of the indigenous who resided and died here prior to "discovery". They never sleep. Hell maybe even the dinosaurs don't like you making fun of them and are giving you Jurassic nightmares.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Jan 02, 2020 8:27 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Jan 02, 2020 8:17 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Jan 02, 2020 8:09 pm

Once Upon A Time In CaptSMRT's Mom's Basement.

French Anarchist ghost keeps you up all night lamenting the creation of government.

No one ever takes into consideration the spirits of the indigenous who resided and died here prior to "discovery". They never sleep. Hell maybe even the dinosaurs don't like you making fun of them and are giving you Jurassic nightmares.

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Jan 02, 2020 8:28 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Jan 02, 2020 8:27 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Jan 02, 2020 8:17 pm

French Anarchist ghost keeps you up all night lamenting the creation of government.

No one ever takes into consideration the spirits of the indigenous who resided and died here prior to "discovery". They never sleep. Hell maybe even the dinosaurs don't like you making fun of them and are giving you Jurassic nightmares.

WOke ghost never shuts up about it.