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Trump recently suggested using nuclear weapons to stop hurricanes and this is probably the smartest thing he has ever done.

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Aug 27, 2019 7:10 amTrump recently suggested using nuclear weapons to stop hurricanes and this is probably the smartest thing he has ever done.

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Aug 27, 2019 11:54 am

How come they turn the lights out whenever you are on stage?

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Aug 27, 2019 2:52 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Aug 27, 2019 11:54 am

How come they turn the lights out whenever you are on stage?

This room is hard to stage a mic without a tri-pod and i forgot mine.

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Aug 27, 2019 3:25 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Aug 27, 2019 2:52 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Aug 27, 2019 11:54 am

How come they turn the lights out whenever you are on stage?

This room is hard to stage a mic without a tri-pod and i forgot mine.

Lack of preparation.... it’s been the demise of many a comedic career.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Aug 27, 2019 2:52 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Aug 27, 2019 11:54 am

How come they turn the lights out whenever you are on stage?

It's the only way he can smuggle his groupies onto the stage.

I sent Mrs Turk to the local NAPA store to pick up a heater blower resistor for our Caravan...( about a $20 part).... It now costs close to $30... the parts guy says that everything's going up because of the tariffs. Trump claims that China is paying the tariffs, and that as a result, the government is raking in billions from them. My question is...is there a rebate form from the government to get my tariff charges back?

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Aug 27, 2019 9:01 pm... My question is...is there a rebate form from the government to get my tariff charges back?

If you can convince someone that heater blower resistor constitutes a valid component of your "energy efficiency program," you might have a shot with one of your local utility companies.

JMC-STL wrote: Tue Aug 27, 2019 9:17 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Aug 27, 2019 9:01 pm... My question is...is there a rebate form from the government to get my tariff charges back?

If you can convince someone that heater blower resistor constitutes a valid component of your "energy efficiency program," you might have a shot with one of your local utility companies.

We don't live in our van down by the river, but we do drive there occasionally.

JMC-STL wrote: Tue Aug 27, 2019 9:17 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Aug 27, 2019 9:01 pm... My question is...is there a rebate form from the government to get my tariff charges back?

If you can convince someone that heater blower resistor constitutes a valid component of your "energy efficiency program," you might have a shot with one of your local utility companies.

Convert your car to wind power and AMREN has to buy it from you.

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Aug 27, 2019 10:14 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Tue Aug 27, 2019 9:17 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Aug 27, 2019 9:01 pm... My question is...is there a rebate form from the government to get my tariff charges back?

If you can convince someone that heater blower resistor constitutes a valid component of your "energy efficiency program," you might have a shot with one of your local utility companies.

Convert your car to wind power and AMREN has to buy it from you.

I just want my tariff money back... Trump claims that China is paying the tariffs to the U.S. Govt.... where do I get the rebate form?

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Aug 27, 2019 10:17 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Aug 27, 2019 10:14 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Tue Aug 27, 2019 9:17 pm
If you can convince someone that heater blower resistor constitutes a valid component of your "energy efficiency program," you might have a shot with one of your local utility companies.

Convert your car to wind power and AMREN has to buy it from you.

I just want my tariff money back... Trump claims that China is paying the tariffs to the U.S. Govt.... where do I get the rebate form?

Go to your state weights and measures office and claim your refund.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Aug 27, 2019 9:31 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Tue Aug 27, 2019 9:17 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Aug 27, 2019 9:01 pm... My question is...is there a rebate form from the government to get my tariff charges back?

If you can convince someone that heater blower resistor constitutes a valid component of your "energy efficiency program," you might have a shot with one of your local utility companies.

We don't live in our van down by the river, but we do drive there occasionally.

Since you have Mrs. Turk running all your menial errands, tell her to drive the van down to the riverside & collect your rebate from the homeless encampment residents. We're all One Nation, Under Trump.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Aug 27, 2019 10:17 pmI just want my tariff money back... Trump claims that China is paying the tariffs to the U.S. Govt.... where do I get the rebate form?

We got your point the first time, Rev. As a man of the soiled cloth, you must practice what you preach. Just sell a few more of those heavenly certificates to recoup the freakin' 10 bucks. Or tell The Reverend Mrs. to get a freakin' job if she wants heat in the freakin' van this winter. This ain't the Socialist welfare state that our previous POTUS left lying in our collective laps. You are now a soldier in the Make America Great Again Army. Your sacrifices will be rewarded.

So let me get this straight. China pays the U.S. Govt. billions in tariffs to sell their goods here, and raises the prices of those goods to recover the tariff costs... and we have to pay the higher prices as a result? Sounds like we’re paying for the tariffs, and not China.... but we’re winning the trade war according to the Trumpster??? I can’t finger this MAGA shit out. Looks to me like we’re playing a shell game, and there’s no pea under the shells.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Aug 28, 2019 8:27 amSo let me get this straight. China pays the U.S. Govt. billions in tariffs to sell their goods here, and raises the prices of those goods to recover the tariff costs... and we have to pay the higher prices as a result? Sounds like we’re paying for the tariffs, and not China.... but we’re winning the trade war according to the Trumpster??? I can’t finger this MAGA shit out. Looks to me like we’re playing a shell game, and there’s no pea under the shells.

Trump can pea under those shells if it'll make you feel better.

All this over 10 bucks. Borrow it from The Cap'n, and let him get on with his Thread of Darkness.

JMC-STL wrote: Wed Aug 28, 2019 12:21 pm All this over 10 bucks. Borrow it from The Cap'n, and let him get on with his Thread of Darkness.

He doesn’t have $10.... hell, his tripod got repossessed.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Aug 28, 2019 1:11 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Wed Aug 28, 2019 12:21 pmAll this over 10 bucks. Borrow it from The Cap'n, and let him get on with his Thread of Darkness.

He doesn’t have $10.... hell, his tripod got repossessed.

Not NEARLY soon enough ...

JMC-STL wrote: Wed Aug 28, 2019 1:43 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Aug 28, 2019 1:11 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Wed Aug 28, 2019 12:21 pmAll this over 10 bucks. Borrow it from The Cap'n, and let him get on with his Thread of Darkness.

He doesn’t have $10.... hell, his tripod got repossessed.

Not NEARLY soon enough ...


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I'm fat. I'm not drive a golf cart to the bathroom fat. I am need a prescription for sweat pants fat. I am not get my own show on cable fat. I am die from a heart attack at 49 after a life a loneliness fat.

CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Aug 28, 2019 3:48 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Wed Aug 28, 2019 1:43 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Aug 28, 2019 1:11 pm
He doesn’t have $10.... hell, his tripod got repossessed.

Not NEARLY soon enough ...


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I'm fat. I'm not drive a golf cart to the bathroom fat. I am need a prescription for sweat pants fat. I am not get my own show on cable fat. I am die from a heart attack at 49 after a life a loneliness fat.

Only 'cause you're a dude...fat chicks get their own shows all the time..... and they don't turn the fucking lights off when they're shooting, either.

The NRA is so far up the governments ass guns have been added to the food pyramid.

Guns are so popular in America if you don't get shot in 30 mins or less you get your taxes back.

CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Sep 02, 2019 10:25 am Guns are so popular in America if you don't get shot in 30 mins or less you get your taxes back.

"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."
How many of these gun fanatics actually belong to "a well regulated militia"? ... and no, the NRA doesn't count as "a well regulated militia".