Also... don't mention me.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Feb 22, 2022 9:58 pmThere is a thing called Google reviewsTurk Sanderson wrote: Tue Feb 22, 2022 9:17 pm Tell the guy who runs that place that I would rather fuck a porcupine, while wearing a rubber made of cactus leaves, than listen to his fucked-up sound system any more.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6052So you'd prefer that The Rev not begin his Google review with: "Ron Finger sucks donkey dick ... but your sound system is distracting him from the job ..."?CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Feb 22, 2022 10:00 pmAlso... don't mention me.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Feb 22, 2022 9:58 pmThere is a thing called Google reviewsTurk Sanderson wrote: Tue Feb 22, 2022 9:17 pmTell the guy who runs that place that I would rather fuck a porcupine, while wearing a rubber made of cactus leaves, than listen to his fucked-up sound system any more.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6053No mention of me at all in any reviews. They like me and honestly... the sound isn't as bad as he says. I only get sound complaints from my fans on the spectrum.JMC-STL wrote: Wed Feb 23, 2022 11:40 amSo you'd prefer that The Rev not begin his Google review with: "Ron Finger sucks donkey dick ... but your sound system is distracting him from the job ..."?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6054So The Rev is gay? Good for him, keeping this on the down-low all this time.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Feb 23, 2022 4:06 pmNo mention of me at all in any reviews. They like me and honestly... the sound isn't as bad as he says. I only get sound complaints from my fans on the spectrum.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6055I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.JMC-STL wrote: Wed Feb 23, 2022 4:23 pmSo The Rev is gay? Good for him, keeping this on the down-low all this time.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Feb 23, 2022 4:06 pmNo mention of me at all in any reviews. They like me and honestly... the sound isn't as bad as he says. I only get sound complaints from my fans on the spectrum.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6056A double dose of ExLax would set you free.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Feb 23, 2022 5:24 pmI'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.JMC-STL wrote: Wed Feb 23, 2022 4:23 pmSo The Rev is gay? Good for him, keeping this on the down-low all this time.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Feb 23, 2022 4:06 pmNo mention of me at all in any reviews. They like me and honestly... the sound isn't as bad as he says. I only get sound complaints from my fans on the spectrum.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6057I'm okay...I like it in here.JMC-STL wrote: Wed Feb 23, 2022 10:03 pmA double dose of ExLax would set you free.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Feb 23, 2022 5:24 pmI'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.JMC-STL wrote: Wed Feb 23, 2022 4:23 pm
So The Rev is gay? Good for him, keeping this on the down-low all this time.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6058Fly free Lesbian Seagull...!Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Feb 24, 2022 12:50 pmI'm okay...I like it in here.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6060Things are getting crazy in the Ukraine... they have grandmas with machine guns, and machines with grandma guns...they don't give a shit any more
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6061Forget giving them weapons... give them Jordan's and they will be slam dunking grenades into Russian tanks
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6062Better up your game, Cap'n. The Ukranian people are becoming funnier than you ... Daily Telegraph: Ukraine, Ukrainian government burns Russia with new tax jab
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6063Very highbrow... I think they would appreciate my line about the Jordan'sJMC-STL wrote: Wed Mar 02, 2022 5:10 am Better up your game, Cap'n. The Ukranian people are becoming funnier than you ... Daily Telegraph: Ukraine, Ukrainian government burns Russia with new tax jab
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6064Putin should have known better than to invade a country whose national anthem is Symphony of Destruction by Megadeth
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6065Did you really tell Pootie Poot that he could score a sextuple hat trick on your beer league team goalie, if he'd give you a few months' worth of fresh material? You should be on the U.N. Security Council for such strategic foresight.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Mar 03, 2022 10:52 amPutin should have known better than to invade a country whose national anthem is Symphony of Destruction by Megadeth.
P.S. - I chose "sextuple" because I knew that would get The Rev's attention.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6066I was peeing in the street the other day when I looked up and saw a cop... we made direct eye contact while I was midstream, and that made the officer so uncomfortable they didnt give me a ticket.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6067The copper felt sorry for you:CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Mar 06, 2022 10:32 pm I was peeing in the street the other day when I looked up and saw a cop... we made direct eye contact while I was midstream, and that made the officer so uncomfortable they didnt give me a ticket.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6068More likely felt sorry for himself....Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Mar 07, 2022 11:14 amThe copper felt sorry for you:CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Mar 06, 2022 10:32 pm I was peeing in the street the other day when I looked up and saw a cop... we made direct eye contact while I was midstream, and that made the officer so uncomfortable they didnt give me a ticket.
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Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6069I don't get a lot of compliments on my appearance. I look like the Muppet from the Intervention Episode of Sesame Street. I look like I went into Great Clips and asked for the Prepper cut.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6070...more like Clemenza's brother-in-law from the Godfather...the one that Vito said "Never bring him to my house again!"CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Mar 10, 2022 10:49 am I don't get a lot of compliments on my appearance. I look like the Muppet from the Intervention Episode of Sesame Street. I look like I went into Great Clips and asked for the Prepper cut.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6071I look like every "before" diet picture ever taken combined into a real person.Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Mar 10, 2022 4:46 pm...more like Clemenza's brother-in-law from the Godfather...the one that Vito said "Never bring him to my house again!"CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Mar 10, 2022 10:49 am I don't get a lot of compliments on my appearance. I look like the Muppet from the Intervention Episode of Sesame Street. I look like I went into Great Clips and asked for the Prepper cut.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6073A side effect of the pandemic is there are men out there being put in the "Friend Zone" over Zoom.... the Friend Zoom