Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
151Some people say the way to a mans heart is through his stomach, my grandmother always said the way to a mans heart is around his urethra.
Do you suddenly crave Brontosaurus Burgers?CaptSMRT wrote:Started vaping Flintstones vitamins today, yabba dabba don't do that. Now I have a kidney stone in my lungs.
What do you mean suddenly? I have a healthy love of dinosaur meats.Turk Sanderson wrote:Do you suddenly crave Brontosaurus Burgers?CaptSMRT wrote:Started vaping Flintstones vitamins today, yabba dabba don't do that. Now I have a kidney stone in my lungs.
Don't blame God, you're the one smoking F&BsCaptSMRT wrote:GOD took time out of creating the Universe to make me bald...jerk!
"You ever fuck a woman so tall when you climb up to the pussy your dick get a nose bleed?" - My dick doing his Richard Pryor impersonation
and written in braille...CaptSMRT wrote:If my life were a book, it would be published on toilet paper.
Turk Sanderson wrote:and written in braille...CaptSMRT wrote:If my life were a book, it would be published on toilet paper.
You and Doug should have known that a $4 hummer was too cheap. If a deal sounds too good to be true, it usually is. You get what you pay for.CaptSMRT wrote:Today is my sons twenty third birthday. Happy birthday to Doug. Also, my son is really alcoholism. Did I ever tell you about the time Doug bought me a prostitute? She charged $4 for a blowjob, Doug loves a bargain. We went behind the dumpster, and she didn't suck my dick, she did hit me in the head with a hammer. It was a good thing Doug was there...nothing cools off a hammer attack like a cool Budweiser.
Turk Sanderson wrote:You and Doug should have known that a $4 hummer was too cheap. If a deal sounds too good to be true, it usually is. You get what you pay for.CaptSMRT wrote:Today is my sons twenty third birthday. Happy birthday to Doug. Also, my son is really alcoholism. Did I ever tell you about the time Doug bought me a prostitute? She charged $4 for a blowjob, Doug loves a bargain. We went behind the dumpster, and she didn't suck my dick, she did hit me in the head with a hammer. It was a good thing Doug was there...nothing cools off a hammer attack like a cool Budweiser.