Matthew McConaughey had AIDS and chicks were throwing him random pussy. I have been blocked by 90% of the women on E-Harmony.JMC-STL wrote:His movie character's inspiration died from the disease seven years after diagnosis. It was a long Morning After.CaptSMRT wrote:Matthew McConaugHIV would not agree with you.JMC-STL wrote: Too late by then. There is no "Morning After Pill" for HIV.
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77I guess you have a face made for hockey boards, then. And a personality to match.CaptSMRT wrote:Matthew McConaughey had AIDS and chicks were throwing him random pussy. I have been blocked by 90% of the women on E-Harmony.
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78I wish.JMC-STL wrote:I guess you have a face made for hockey boards, then. And a personality to match.CaptSMRT wrote:Matthew McConaughey had AIDS and chicks were throwing him random pussy. I have been blocked by 90% of the women on E-Harmony.
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79Every E-Harmony profile I click on re-directs me to porn, they really do know me.
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80I don't believe in ghosts. My house is haunted. I don't believe in irony.
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81True story, a Redneck almost punched me last night for suggesting that sex with John Wayne is not gay. I like to take risks.
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83I'm an American Christian. I believe in Jesus and killing people who don't agree with him.
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84I dated a girl who liked butt stuff, and it's not really my thing, but I'll do it. Is it rude to get up and wash your hands during sex? She dumped me, so I didn't get a chance to ask her.
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85Not if you take her along with you.CaptSMRT wrote:... Is it rude to get up and wash your hands during sex? ...
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86Where were you last week when I could have used this advice.JMC-STL wrote:Not if you take her along with you.CaptSMRT wrote:... Is it rude to get up and wash your hands during sex? ...
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87Snapchatting with your date. That's why she wanted to turn the other way.CaptSMRT wrote:Where were you last week when I could have used this advice.JMC-STL wrote:Not if you take her along with you.CaptSMRT wrote:... Is it rude to get up and wash your hands during sex? ...
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89And BTW: You need a shave.JMC-STL wrote:Snapchatting with your date. That's why she wanted to turn the other way.CaptSMRT wrote:Where were you last week when I could have used this advice.JMC-STL wrote: Not if you take her along with you.
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90Im waiting on a groupon, so I dont have to pay for laser hair removal on my taint.JMC-STL wrote:And BTW: You need a shave.JMC-STL wrote:Snapchatting with your date. That's why she wanted to turn the other way.CaptSMRT wrote: Where were you last week when I could have used this advice.
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91I applaud your sense of the bargain. Must be how you choose your girlfriends, too.CaptSMRT wrote:Im waiting on a groupon, so I dont have to pay for laser hair removal on my taint.
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92I love it when they accept coupons.JMC-STL wrote:I applaud your sense of the bargain. Must be how you choose your girlfriends, too.CaptSMRT wrote:Im waiting on a groupon, so I dont have to pay for laser hair removal on my taint.
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93But those who validate parking are extremely rare.CaptSMRT wrote:I love it when they accept coupons.JMC-STL wrote:I applaud your sense of the bargain. Must be how you choose your girlfriends, too.CaptSMRT wrote:Im waiting on a groupon, so I dont have to pay for laser hair removal on my taint.
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94Do you think Jesus ever has board meetings where he auditions new sins? One of these days I think being a Cowboys fan is going to get approved.
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95Instead of: "You're FIRED!", He says: "Go To HELL!"CaptSMRT wrote:Do you think Jesus ever has board meetings where he auditions new sins? One of these days I think being a Cowboys fan is going to get approved.
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96"I'm going to need you to go to Hell on Saturday." - Jesus LumberghJMC-STL wrote:Instead of: "You're FIRED!", He says: "Go To HELL!"CaptSMRT wrote:Do you think Jesus ever has board meetings where he auditions new sins? One of these days I think being a Cowboys fan is going to get approved.
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97if you could just go ahead and wash my feet, that would be great.
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98Teach a Gorilla to fish, and he'll eat for a day....give a Gorilla a gun, and it will destroy humanity.
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100I met a girl online who said she was an actress, she had a trunk that said props, but there was a person inside of it. I waited for ten minutes, when I didn't hear anyone say cut I jumped out a window. I do my own stunts.