JMC-STL wrote: Sun Aug 04, 2019 3:03 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Aug 04, 2019 1:04 pmSaturday is snake handler night in the lobby bar.

Is that a lost line from the lyrics of Billy Joel's "Piano Man"? He probably removed it (the line, not the snake) in a desperate attempt to save his marriage with Christie Brinkley.

JMC-STL wrote: Sun Aug 04, 2019 5:16 pm What happened to the giraffes on Page 163? I was just getting emotionally invested in them, when BOOM! this whole thread veered into distantly related branches of the animal kingdom.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Aug 04, 2019 5:34 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Sun Aug 04, 2019 5:16 pmWhat happened to the giraffes on Page 163? I was just getting emotionally invested in them, when BOOM! this whole thread veered into distantly related branches of the animal kingdom.

Relax! There’ll be giraffes in heaven... whether you make the cut is still in question, though.

CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Aug 05, 2019 9:24 pm I was minding my own business today when a group of illegal immigrant video games tried to recruit me into their gang. Tipper Gore was right!!!

Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Aug 05, 2019 10:49 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Aug 05, 2019 9:24 pm I was minding my own business today when a group of illegal immigrant video games tried to recruit me into their gang. Tipper Gore was right!!!

Asian or Latino?

CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Aug 05, 2019 11:07 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Aug 05, 2019 10:49 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Aug 05, 2019 9:24 pm I was minding my own business today when a group of illegal immigrant video games tried to recruit me into their gang. Tipper Gore was right!!!

Asian or Latino?

It was Circus Charlie!!!

CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Aug 07, 2019 9:00 pm Pac-Man is responsible for prescription drug abuse.

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Aug 09, 2019 10:37 am Why did the chicken cross the road? To flee the active shooter situation at Walmart.

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Aug 09, 2019 10:37 amWhy did the chicken cross the road? To flee the active shooter situation at Walmart.

JMC-STL wrote: Fri Aug 09, 2019 1:17 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Aug 09, 2019 10:37 amWhy did the chicken cross the road? To flee the active shooter situation at Walmart.

Bad luck for the chicken: The First Baptist Church was across that road.

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Aug 09, 2019 4:39 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Fri Aug 09, 2019 1:17 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Aug 09, 2019 10:37 amWhy did the chicken cross the road? To flee the active shooter situation at Walmart.

Bad luck for the chicken: The First Baptist Church was across that road.

If the Nazi's made a better spicy chicken sandwich they might be more popular despite their flaws.

CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Aug 11, 2019 7:26 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Aug 11, 2019 7:38 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Aug 11, 2019 7:26 pm

...might work better at sea.

CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Aug 11, 2019 8:11 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Aug 11, 2019 7:38 pm...might work better at sea.

Dry Land refers to off ice hockey training.

JMC-STL wrote: Mon Aug 12, 2019 8:47 am Dear Mr. Finger,

Your haunting "Dry Land Comedy Training" theme music has bored a sizeable hole in the superior temporal gyrus of my temporal lobe. Is there any known cure?

Suffering in St. Louis

CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:57 am... If you don't like that Red Baron joke, then you have no heart.

JMC-STL wrote: Mon Aug 12, 2019 11:48 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:57 am... If you don't like that Red Baron joke, then you have no heart.

Might've been comedy gold ... back when Snoopy AND the pizza were actually popular. The Rev was just about through his mid-life crisis by then.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Aug 12, 2019 11:55 am

JMC-STL wrote: Mon Aug 12, 2019 11:48 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:57 am... If you don't like that Red Baron joke, then you have no heart.

Might've been comedy gold ... back when Snoopy AND the pizza were actually popular. The Rev was just about through his mid-life crisis by then.

If the Red Baron was alive today, Trump would label him as "good people", and hire him to run the USAF for a month or two.