Japanese arm drag, what with his long arms giving me significant leverage for the throw. Assuming the gorilla isn't from Japan, of course, which would defeat the element of surprise.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6152Japanese Gorillas train judiciously for thisJMC-STL wrote: Fri Jun 03, 2022 9:48 amJapanese arm drag, what with his long arms giving me significant leverage for the throw. Assuming the gorilla isn't from Japan, of course, which would defeat the element of surprise.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6153They are more highly educated than the average stand-up comic. Not that you're average or nothin'.CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Jun 03, 2022 10:33 amJapanese Gorillas train judiciously for thisJMC-STL wrote: Fri Jun 03, 2022 9:48 amJapanese arm drag, what with his long arms giving me significant leverage for the throw. Assuming the gorilla isn't from Japan, of course, which would defeat the element of surprise.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6154The question on everyone's mind ... Will @Dread_Pirate_Westley now change his name to "Dread_Pirate_Net_$13M_Richer...Bitch"?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6156This bit has potential. More research, Cap'n, you need more research.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6157I am more surprised at how well this is being accepted than anyone.... including the grandmas.JMC-STL wrote: Sun Jun 05, 2022 10:51 am This bit has potential. More research, Cap'n, you need more research.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6158When they start tossing their granny panties at you on the stage, you'll be set for life just like Englelbert Humperdinck. Just beware of The Rev wearing a wig & throwing his spring-loaded truss at you.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6159Did you ask your grandma if grandpa knew what she was doing out there, or is he her pimp?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6160Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Jun 06, 2022 7:13 pmDid you ask your grandma if grandpa knew what she was doing out there, or is he her pimp?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6161I found out the hard way that too much of a good thing can be unhealthy... like lowering your blood pressure. Who knew blood was such an important part of thinking and brain function.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6162When did everyone at work join a team? That is all I hear... my team. Listen Ted... you work in IT.. you aren't Cat Fish Hunter. GO reset a router. This is Target... not the 1976 Yankees.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6163We used to have jobs and now everyone thinks they are playing for a bowl game. You work in IT Larry. Calm down... try getting the printer to work for more than five minutes at a time and maybe we will talk about getting you a hat.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6164I hate it when people ask questions for no reason. Do you want parm and cracked pepper for your Pizza? I don't know... I took the time to order the exact toppings I wanted on this pizza and now do I want to audible and start changing the recipe at the cash register. Why not put some dimes on there while we are at it.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6165Your disdain for the venerable IT profession has become an obsession. But under the current retail employment market conditions, I am far more concerned that your attitude toward pizza shop clerks being customer-focused will make it that much harder for me to get a freakin' carry-out order processed. Please check your attitude at the curbside.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6166Since when don't you like team-work?CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Jun 10, 2022 10:45 am When did everyone at work join a team? That is all I hear... my team. Listen Ted... you work in IT.. you aren't Cat Fish Hunter. GO reset a router. This is Target... not the 1976 Yankees.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6167They don't give trophies or shoe contracts for resetting a password.JMC-STL wrote: Sat Jun 11, 2022 7:02 am Your disdain for the venerable IT profession has become an obsession. But under the current retail employment market conditions, I am far more concerned that your attitude toward pizza shop clerks being customer-focused will make it that much harder for me to get a freakin' carry-out order processed. Please check your attitude at the curbside.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6168But they DO give feature advertising spots to the fastest Domino's pizza box folder. Let's see Steph Curry do this ..CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Jun 11, 2022 12:12 pmThey don't give trophies or shoe contracts for resetting a password.JMC-STL wrote: Sat Jun 11, 2022 7:02 am Your disdain for the venerable IT profession has become an obsession. But under the current retail employment market conditions, I am far more concerned that your attitude toward pizza shop clerks being customer-focused will make it that much harder for me to get a freakin' carry-out order processed. Please check your attitude at the curbside.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6169The Pizza Wars took its toll on us allJMC-STL wrote: Sat Jun 11, 2022 4:38 pmBut they DO give feature advertising spots to the fastest Domino's pizza box folder. Let's see Steph Curry do this ..CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Jun 11, 2022 12:12 pmThey don't give trophies or shoe contracts for resetting a password.JMC-STL wrote: Sat Jun 11, 2022 7:02 am Your disdain for the venerable IT profession has become an obsession. But under the current retail employment market conditions, I am far more concerned that your attitude toward pizza shop clerks being customer-focused will make it that much harder for me to get a freakin' carry-out order processed. Please check your attitude at the curbside.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6173That sounds familiar - who'd you steal that from, Louie Anderson?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6174When they make “Little Caesar the Movie” , the Capt’n is a shoo-in for the lead role. Toga… Bud Light on his pike… slice in the other…. saying Pizza, Fucking Pizza. Yep I can definitely see that.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6175Do these tough guys ever think about the consequences of trying to fight a whole bar security force and apparently a former heavyweight boxer.