I'm already not welcome in Effingham.JMC-STL wrote: Wed Aug 05, 2020 7:45 amSo you've given up on future gigs in Southern Illinois? The Rev & his flock ain't NEVER comin' to one of your sets with social commentary that hits so close to manufactured home.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Aug 05, 2020 7:07 amThe bigger the jerk in high school...the wider the trailer in adulthood
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5052A winning outcome for both sides.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Aug 05, 2020 3:46 pmI'm already not welcome in Effingham.JMC-STL wrote: Wed Aug 05, 2020 7:45 amSo you've given up on future gigs in Southern Illinois? The Rev & his flock ain't NEVER comin' to one of your sets with social commentary that hits so close to manufactured home.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Aug 05, 2020 7:07 amThe bigger the jerk in high school...the wider the trailer in adulthood
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5053If there's anything that you don't make fun of in Effingham, it's their meth or their cross, out by the highway.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Aug 05, 2020 3:46 pmI'm already not welcome in Effingham.JMC-STL wrote: Wed Aug 05, 2020 7:45 amSo you've given up on future gigs in Southern Illinois? The Rev & his flock ain't NEVER comin' to one of your sets with social commentary that hits so close to manufactured home.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Aug 05, 2020 7:07 amThe bigger the jerk in high school...the wider the trailer in adulthood
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5054Never explain the irony of Lot's daughters either.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Aug 05, 2020 9:50 pmIf there's anything that you don't make fun of in Effingham, it's their meth or their cross, out by the highway.
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5055I reckon they wouldn't take too kindly, then, to your twist on Jonah being swallowed by a sperm whale.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Aug 05, 2020 10:45 pmNever explain the irony of Lot's daughters either.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Aug 05, 2020 9:50 pmIf there's anything that you don't make fun of in Effingham, it's their meth or their cross, out by the highway.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5056Little known Bible facts from Turk's Bible's Book of Genesis:JMC-STL wrote: Thu Aug 06, 2020 7:36 amI reckon they wouldn't take too kindly, then, to your twist on Jonah being swallowed by a sperm whale.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Aug 05, 2020 10:45 pmNever explain the irony of Lot's daughters either.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Aug 05, 2020 9:50 pm
If there's anything that you don't make fun of in Effingham, it's their meth or their cross, out by the highway.
After Lot's wife was turned into a pillar of salt, Lot ran back and snapped her arms and a foot off and took them with him. He used pieces of them for years to enhance the flavor of his famous roast Camel dish "Tenderloin ala Edith"... God wasn't happy about this, so he turned what was left of her into marble so that no one else could use her for seasoning or pickling. Many years later a Greek art school drop-out named Alexandros of Antioch found her and proclaimed that he had carved her. He named her Aphrodite Goddess of Love. These days she's in the Louvre, and is known as Venus de Milo.
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5057Is Turk's Bible available in an audio format? I have a seemingly illiterate sister-in-law whose current collection of alternate universe theories could use some freshening up.Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Aug 06, 2020 9:24 amLittle known Bible facts from Turk's Bible's Book of Genesis:
After Lot's wife was turned into a pillar of salt, Lot ran back and snapped her arms and a foot off and took them with him. He used pieces of them for years to enhance the flavor of his famous roast Camel dish "Tenderloin ala Edith"... God wasn't happy about this, so he turned what was left of her into marble so that no one else could use her for seasoning or pickling. Many years later a Greek art school drop-out named Alexandros of Antioch found her and proclaimed that he had carved her. He named her Aphrodite Goddess of Love. These days she's in the Louvre, and is known as Venus de Milo.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5058Life imitates art, and vice-versa.
This image could be of Lot and his daughters.... or just another night in the life of CaptSMRT.
This image could be of Lot and his daughters.... or just another night in the life of CaptSMRT.
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5059The Capn's posse would stand up against that ... oh, wait, they're ALREADY standing ...Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Aug 06, 2020 1:06 pmLife imitates art, and vice-versa.
This image could be of Lot and his daughters.... or just another night in the life of CaptSMRT.
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5060Lot had a pretty tough go of it...at least he didn't have to eat bland potatoes...too bad he didn't turn one of his dogs into pepper.
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5061God got even with Lot by inflicting high blood pressure upon him. His HMO wouldn't cover it, calling it a self-inflicted condition.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Aug 06, 2020 3:35 pm Lot had a pretty tough go of it...at least he didn't have to eat bland potatoes...too bad he didn't turn one of his dogs into pepper.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5063Bad acoustics. If they are going to use you guys to help sell food and drinks, they should at least have some kind of a setup where you can walk away with an audible recording of your performance.
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5064The sound guy did not have the mic high enough.Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Aug 07, 2020 12:23 pmBad acoustics. If they are going to use you guys to help sell food and drinks, they should at least have some kind of a setup where you can walk away with an audible recording of your performance.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5065I don't think that Jesus would have had any apostles if his sound guys were as bad as some of yours. Certainly no-one would have written books about him.CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Aug 07, 2020 12:57 pmThe sound guy did not have the mic high enough.Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Aug 07, 2020 12:23 pmBad acoustics. If they are going to use you guys to help sell food and drinks, they should at least have some kind of a setup where you can walk away with an audible recording of your performance.
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5066They had a sound guy there...but he didn't even turn the mic on until the third comic.Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Aug 07, 2020 5:00 pmI don't think that Jesus would have had any apostles if his sound guys were as bad as some of yours. Certainly no-one would have written books about him.CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Aug 07, 2020 12:57 pmThe sound guy did not have the mic high enough.Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Aug 07, 2020 12:23 pm
Bad acoustics. If they are going to use you guys to help sell food and drinks, they should at least have some kind of a setup where you can walk away with an audible recording of your performance.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5067WWJD? Recruit 12 sound guys, treat them to supper, and send them all to a fucking training class!CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Aug 07, 2020 11:28 pmThey had a sound guy there...but he didn't even turn the mic on until the third comic.Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Aug 07, 2020 5:00 pmI don't think that Jesus would have had any apostles if his sound guys were as bad as some of yours. Certainly no-one would have written books about him.
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5068With half of America unemployed, right now, it shouldn’t be that hard to come up with a sound guy that’s can flip a switch when it’s time. SMFHJMC-STL wrote: Sat Aug 08, 2020 2:02 amWWJD? Recruit 12 sound guys, treat them to supper, and send them all to a fucking training class!CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Aug 07, 2020 11:28 pmThey had a sound guy there...but he didn't even turn the mic on until the third comic.Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Aug 07, 2020 5:00 pm
I don't think that Jesus would have had any apostles if his sound guys were as bad as some of yours. Certainly no-one would have written books about him.
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5069I need a dedicated camera instead of using my phone. I am pretty sure the case mutes the mic too. Media production is a bitch.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Aug 08, 2020 11:36 amWith half of America unemployed, right now, it shouldn’t be that hard to come up with a sound guy that’s can flip a switch when it’s time. SMFH
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5070People complaining about Ellen being mean needs to stop. Go be a rich person and let me see how nice you are to peasants before I listen to any more of your crap. The whole point of being rich is to have the power to treat people like crap...and maybe throw them a big tip or don't. If you think she is a terrible boss...quit. News flash...everyone hates their boss...and if they don't ...fuck them. All of the people complaining about Ellen would kill a teenager for leaving one fry out of their value meal, so stop crying that the rich lady made you chew gum because your breath stinks.
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5071Four word review of Dead Poets Society...Fuck you, Matt Damon!!!
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5072Your pro-Ellen narrative might have worked, UNTIL the recent revelation that she was a bully as a teen as well. Bitch for life.CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Aug 08, 2020 5:26 pmPeople complaining about Ellen being mean needs to stop. Go be a rich person and let me see how nice you are to peasants before I listen to any more of your crap. The whole point of being rich is to have the power to treat people like crap...and maybe throw them a big tip or don't. If you think she is a terrible boss...quit. News flash...everyone hates their boss...and if they don't ...fuck them. All of the people complaining about Ellen would kill a teenager for leaving one fry out of their value meal, so stop crying that the rich lady made you chew gum because your breath stinks.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5073JMC-STL wrote: Sat Aug 08, 2020 7:00 pmYour pro-Ellen narrative might have worked, UNTIL the recent revelation that she was a bully as a teen as well. Bitch for life.CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Aug 08, 2020 5:26 pmPeople complaining about Ellen being mean needs to stop. Go be a rich person and let me see how nice you are to peasants before I listen to any more of your crap. The whole point of being rich is to have the power to treat people like crap...and maybe throw them a big tip or don't. If you think she is a terrible boss...quit. News flash...everyone hates their boss...and if they don't ...fuck them. All of the people complaining about Ellen would kill a teenager for leaving one fry out of their value meal, so stop crying that the rich lady made you chew gum because your breath stinks.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5074Everyone thinks they would be the good rich person....but if that were true there would be less greed in the world.JMC-STL wrote: Sat Aug 08, 2020 7:00 pmYour pro-Ellen narrative might have worked, UNTIL the recent revelation that she was a bully as a teen as well. Bitch for life.CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Aug 08, 2020 5:26 pmPeople complaining about Ellen being mean needs to stop. Go be a rich person and let me see how nice you are to peasants before I listen to any more of your crap. The whole point of being rich is to have the power to treat people like crap...and maybe throw them a big tip or don't. If you think she is a terrible boss...quit. News flash...everyone hates their boss...and if they don't ...fuck them. All of the people complaining about Ellen would kill a teenager for leaving one fry out of their value meal, so stop crying that the rich lady made you chew gum because your breath stinks.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5075Praise be ... have you been watching The Rev's TDC webcasts?CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Aug 09, 2020 12:31 amEveryone thinks they would be the good rich person....but if that were true there would be less greed in the world.JMC-STL wrote: Sat Aug 08, 2020 7:00 pmYour pro-Ellen narrative might have worked, UNTIL the recent revelation that she was a bully as a teen as well. Bitch for life.CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Aug 08, 2020 5:26 pmPeople complaining about Ellen being mean needs to stop. Go be a rich person and let me see how nice you are to peasants before I listen to any more of your crap. The whole point of being rich is to have the power to treat people like crap...and maybe throw them a big tip or don't. If you think she is a terrible boss...quit. News flash...everyone hates their boss...and if they don't ...fuck them. All of the people complaining about Ellen would kill a teenager for leaving one fry out of their value meal, so stop crying that the rich lady made you chew gum because your breath stinks.