When you're high you notice things... like a human sized turtle wouldn't need num-chuks to fight crime because they can rip a man in half with their huge incredibly strong turtle dicks, or nobody would be afraid of a shark with nice breasts. These are called Highdeas.

CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Apr 17, 2024 6:51 am When you're high you notice things... like a human sized turtle wouldn't need num-chuks to fight crime because they can rip a man in half with their huge incredibly strong turtle dicks, or nobody would be afraid of a shark with nice breasts. These are called Highdeas.

If you're contemplating huge incredibly strong turtle dicks and a shark with nice breasts, you passed up high a long time ago.

Go ask Alice.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Apr 17, 2024 6:35 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Apr 17, 2024 6:51 am When you're high you notice things... like a human sized turtle wouldn't need num-chuks to fight crime because they can rip a man in half with their huge incredibly strong turtle dicks, or nobody would be afraid of a shark with nice breasts. These are called Highdeas.

If you're contemplating huge incredibly strong turtle dicks and a shark with nice breasts, you passed up high a long time ago.

If sharks had nice breasts everyone would live on the beach

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Apr 18, 2024 6:55 am

Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Apr 17, 2024 6:35 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Apr 17, 2024 6:51 am When you're high you notice things... like a human sized turtle wouldn't need num-chuks to fight crime because they can rip a man in half with their huge incredibly strong turtle dicks, or nobody would be afraid of a shark with nice breasts. These are called Highdeas.

If you're contemplating huge incredibly strong turtle dicks and a shark with nice breasts, you passed up high a long time ago.

If sharks had nice breasts everyone would live on the beach

Japanese trawlers would net them by the thousands… they would cut their tits off and throw them back in the ocean.
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Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Apr 18, 2024 8:33 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Apr 18, 2024 6:55 am

Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Apr 17, 2024 6:35 pm

If you're contemplating huge incredibly strong turtle dicks and a shark with nice breasts, you passed up high a long time ago.

If sharks had nice breasts everyone would live on the beach

Japanese trawlers would net them by the thousands… they would cut their tits off and throw them back in the ocean.
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Shark tit soup would be on every value menu

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Apr 18, 2024 9:11 am

Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Apr 18, 2024 8:33 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Apr 18, 2024 6:55 am

If sharks had nice breasts everyone would live on the beach

Japanese trawlers would net them by the thousands… they would cut their tits off and throw them back in the ocean.
.

Shark tit soup would be on every value menu

… it would go well with their turtle dick sushi rolls.

I never realized before that clip that all it takes to be a successful stand-up comedian in this town is to be a bald white male in the 95th+ percentile of BMI who shops for their clothes at Goodwill. I wonder how long it would take me to gain 150 lbs.

JMC-STL wrote: Mon Apr 22, 2024 6:38 am I never realized before that clip that all it takes to be a successful stand-up comedian in this town is to be a bald white male in the 95th+ percentile of BMI who shops for their clothes at Goodwill. I wonder how long it would take me to gain 150 lbs.

Not as long as it will take you to gain a personality.

I have never said a cross word or done any harm to you, sir. I have no idea why you have such a hard on for me, however, why don't you come meet and talk it out. I would be happy to hear this in person.

The best thing is knowing that you aren't far from death and that when you do die I am going to come to the funeral and be this shitty to your family.

My comment was inspired by the uncanny resemblance between you & the gentleman you replaced on the stage @ Steve's. It wouldn't have occurred to me if you hadn't placed your recording device so expertly that night. Thank you, and you are welcome at whatever funerial affairs my family members deem fit to waste their money on.

JMC-STL wrote: Mon Apr 22, 2024 4:17 pm My comment was inspired by the uncanny resemblance between you & the gentleman you replaced on the stage @ Steve's. It wouldn't have occurred to me if you hadn't placed your recording device so expertly that night. Thank you, and you are welcome at whatever funerial affairs my family members deem fit to waste their money on.

Their money would be better spent on Heaven's Gates certificates... it's gonna take more than one to get you in..... unless of course they don't care to run into you when they get there... they may blow their wad on Devil's Door certificates, just to be sure.