CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Mar 02, 2020 8:28 pmCan anyone recommend a low carb edible catheter? A bladder injury doesn't need to ruin my diet.

JMC-STL wrote: Tue Mar 03, 2020 8:17 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Mar 02, 2020 8:28 pmCan anyone recommend a low carb edible catheter? A bladder injury doesn't need to ruin my diet.

I ain't sure you can personalize the whole catheter thing & make your audiences believe it. You need to stick to the obesity & hair loss & failed roller-blader story lines. Keep 'em in your wheelhouse.

JMC-STL wrote: Tue Mar 03, 2020 8:17 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Mar 02, 2020 8:28 pmCan anyone recommend a low carb edible catheter? A bladder injury doesn't need to ruin my diet.

I ain't sure you can personalize the whole catheter thing & make your audiences believe it. You need to stick to the obesity & hair loss & failed roller-blader story lines. Keep 'em in your wheelhouse.

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Mar 03, 2020 4:01 pmFailed? You want to see if you can stop a shot?

JMC-STL wrote: Tue Mar 03, 2020 5:42 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Mar 03, 2020 4:01 pmFailed? You want to see if you can stop a shot?

Pffffffft, son, I was doin' that in roller hockey before you were knee high to The Rev's Calvin.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Mar 03, 2020 6:34 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Tue Mar 03, 2020 5:42 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Mar 03, 2020 4:01 pmFailed? You want to see if you can stop a shot?

Pffffffft, son, I was doin' that in roller hockey before you were knee high to The Rev's Calvin.

Are we still talking about catheters?

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Mar 03, 2020 11:37 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Mar 04, 2020 11:04 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Mar 03, 2020 11:37 pm

"Unicommer" ?

Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Mar 04, 2020 4:54 pm 3d4Bnlg[1] - Copy (3) - Copy.jpg

CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Mar 04, 2020 10:56 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Mar 04, 2020 4:54 pm 3d4Bnlg[1] - Copy (3) - Copy.jpg

Dude...people put that thing on their mouths

JMC-STL wrote: Fri Mar 06, 2020 7:57 amzx6QHhx[1].jpg

Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Mar 06, 2020 3:15 pmThe government already has the cure.... they will just check Putin's database to see how you vote, and then decide if you get the antidote or the placebo.

CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Mar 07, 2020 1:02 am Oprah is heavily invested in surgical masks.

CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2020 11:53 amPutin invented Corollavirus to manipulate the hand sanitizer market.

JMC-STL wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2020 12:15 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2020 11:53 amPutin invented Corollavirus to manipulate the hand sanitizer market.

I used to own a Corolla. Does that make me viral? My kids would be SO proud.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2020 12:28 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2020 12:15 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2020 11:53 amPutin invented Corollavirus to manipulate the hand sanitizer market.

I used to own a Corolla. Does that make me viral? My kids would be SO proud.

I hope that you washed your hands every time you drove it.

JMC-STL wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2020 12:39 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2020 12:28 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2020 12:15 pm
I used to own a Corolla. Does that make me viral? My kids would be SO proud.

I hope that you washed your hands every time you drove it.

No worries there. That car was washed with actual soap maybe 3 times in its 17 year life. The interior might've been vacuumed twice. The mold colonies inhabiting the ventilation system & thin carpeting were deadly to all lifeforms on Earth but me. I just got bald & ugly. Well, my Mom claimed I just got bald.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2020 1:18 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2020 12:39 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2020 12:28 pmI hope that you washed your hands every time you drove it.

No worries there. That car was washed with actual soap maybe 3 times in its 17 year life. The interior might've been vacuumed twice. The mold colonies inhabiting the ventilation system & thin carpeting were deadly to all lifeforms on Earth but me. I just got bald & ugly. Well, my Mom claimed I just got bald.

My God man! You invented the Corolla virus!