Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5427You need to check the Progresso section...CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 6:21 am Chunky Soup should come out with some flavors that truly represent the world we live in....Vegetable Homelessness, or Poverty and Dumplings. Soup so good you can eat it living in a box.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5428Does it work better if we were talking about frozen dinners? Frozen dinners are great because they provide you with a new identity for less than five bucks. I wish frozen entrees had more selections that reflected reality.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 12:04 pmYou need to check the Progresso section...CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 6:21 am Chunky Soup should come out with some flavors that truly represent the world we live in....Vegetable Homelessness, or Poverty and Dumplings. Soup so good you can eat it living in a box.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5429You can tell a lot about a person by their preference of TV dinners.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 11:55 pmDoes it work better if we were talking about frozen dinners? Frozen dinners are great because they provide you with a new identity for less than five bucks. I wish frozen entrees had more selections that reflected reality.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 12:04 pmYou need to check the Progresso section...CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 6:21 am Chunky Soup should come out with some flavors that truly represent the world we live in....Vegetable Homelessness, or Poverty and Dumplings. Soup so good you can eat it living in a box.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5430A person with a cart full of Hungry Man dinners is not in a good space.Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Jan 28, 2021 12:56 amYou can tell a lot about a person by their preference of TV dinners.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 11:55 pmDoes it work better if we were talking about frozen dinners? Frozen dinners are great because they provide you with a new identity for less than five bucks. I wish frozen entrees had more selections that reflected reality.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5431Buying ten or more Hungry Man dinners should automatically trigger a wellness check from your local Fire Department.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Jan 28, 2021 8:44 amA person with a cart full of Hungry Man dinners is not in a good space.Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Jan 28, 2021 12:56 amYou can tell a lot about a person by their preference of TV dinners.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 11:55 pm
Does it work better if we were talking about frozen dinners? Frozen dinners are great because they provide you with a new identity for less than five bucks. I wish frozen entrees had more selections that reflected reality.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5432Geographically speaking :CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Jan 28, 2021 9:34 amBuying ten or more Hungry Man dinners should automatically trigger a wellness check from your local Fire Department.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Jan 28, 2021 8:44 amA person with a cart full of Hungry Man dinners is not in a good space.Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Jan 28, 2021 12:56 am
You can tell a lot about a person by their preference of TV dinners.
Hungry Man ---- Granite City - St Charles -
Banquet ---- East St Louis - St Louis/North County
Swanson ----South County- Belleville- Collinsville - Both Troys
Marie Callender's --- Clayton/Ladue -- Glen Carbon - Edwardsville - Creve Coeur
Michelena's ---- Dago Hill
El Charrito, Old El Paso --- Fairmont City - State Park
Kirkwood----Kirkwood
Healthy Choice --- Both O'Fallons
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5433If a trash man in Fairmont City/State Park sees a bunch of Marie Callender’s boxes in someone’s trash can, he knows someone’s been killed somewhere, and immediately calls the police.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5434The IRS tracks purchases of Marie Callender's to monitor money laundering.Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Jan 28, 2021 8:37 pm If a trash man in Fairmont City/State Park sees a bunch of Marie Callender’s boxes in someone’s trash can, he knows someone’s been killed somewhere, and immediately calls the police.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5435State legislatures track frozen dinner sales, and use that information in gerrymandering election districts.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5436DNA samples from Swanson's gravy have solved 42 murders since 2003Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Jan 29, 2021 12:12 pm State legislatures track frozen dinner sales, and use that information in gerrymandering election districts.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5437Some people in the Banquet zones use the mashed potatoes in their frozen dinners to repair holes in their drywall so that they can get their rent deposit back.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5438Hungry Man seems like the period of American history that came after the great depression. "Why does grandma have these cans under her bed? She lived through the Hungry Man era."
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5439People in Clayton/Ladue will disown their daughters if they catch them dating someone who eats Banquet frozen dinners.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5441The trustee specifically stated frozen enchiladas are grounds for cancellation of benefits.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Jan 31, 2021 10:04 am People in Clayton/Ladue will disown their daughters if they catch them dating someone who eats Banquet frozen dinners.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5442The graffiti that you see on train cars, buildings, and fences has nothing to do with drug gangs, but just personal preferences in frozen dinners.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5443If Game Stop buyers start manipulating the frozen dinner industry, they could upend the entire social structure of America.
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5444Is it ironic or sad that the Fat Boys all died before the obesity epidemic?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5445Does that portend The Proud Boys all perishing in a Pride Parade? Sign me up for a ticket!CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Feb 02, 2021 7:17 amIs it ironic or sad that the Fat Boys all died before the obesity epidemic?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5446Mitch McConnell saw his shadow this morning, signaling six more weeks of poverty.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5447If I owned a restaurant, I would only serve pork sausage today.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5448Rename it "Jimmy Dean Day."Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Feb 02, 2021 10:13 amIf I owned a restaurant, I would only serve pork sausage today.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5450Homeownership cultivates a pessimistic outlook on owning a home.
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