You have "Give Us The Finger!" fan T-shirts? I want one!CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Jan 29, 2022 2:17 amVFW halls will test your might... I made it through the crucible...signed some memorabilia tonight...and I didnt even really give them the jets
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6003I mean um....yeah I do.
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6004Medium sized backward facing hand on the front, with the middle finger raised & bearing your caricature (head shot only, don't gross them out completely). Your You Tube channel url across the back for advertising, in large enough simple font (Verdana, Arial, Helvetica) for passerby to read it easily as your fans come stumbling outta the bar. I'll take mine in white, so I can get your autograph with a standard black felt tip.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6005Stop believing the government will save you...if you had a flat tire and Bill Clinton pulled over to help...he would cum on you and drive away.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6006Save your blue dress!!!CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Jan 29, 2022 4:02 pm Stop believing the government will save you...if you had a flat tire and Bill Clinton pulled over to help...he would cum on you and drive away.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6007cum, cum now, he was acquitted on both Articles of Impeachment. I'd bet he'd let you use his AAA card, if he had trousers on to hold his wallet.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Jan 29, 2022 4:38 pmSave your blue dress!!!CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Jan 29, 2022 4:02 pmStop believing the government will save you...if you had a flat tire and Bill Clinton pulled over to help...he would cum on you and drive away.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6008He might have been acquitted, but that doesn't mean he is helpful...JMC-STL wrote: Sat Jan 29, 2022 9:33 pmcum, cum now, he was acquitted on both Articles of Impeachment. I'd bet he'd let you use his AAA card, if he had trousers on to hold his wallet.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Jan 29, 2022 4:38 pmSave your blue dress!!!CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Jan 29, 2022 4:02 pmStop believing the government will save you...if you had a flat tire and Bill Clinton pulled over to help...he would cum on you and drive away.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6009A more recent ex-prez would tell you to get back in the car and keep driving, and the flat will heal itself... and that he once had the biggest flat tire in the world... it had a yuge hole... bigger than Rosie O'Donnell's ... and it healed itself.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6010If our current President stopped to help...he would forget your name...take a nap...then borrow five dollars before leaving you out in the cold.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Jan 30, 2022 10:23 amA more recent ex-prez would tell you to get back in the car and keep driving, and the flat will heal itself... and that he once had the biggest flat tire in the world... it had a yuge hole... bigger than Rosie O'Donnell's ... and it healed itself.
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6014Don't let this hap'n to you, Cap'n ... TMZ: Heather McDonald Collapses on Stage ... Suffers Skull Fracture
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6015Jesus doesn’t love her most… she’s not even in his top ten.JMC-STL wrote: Tue Feb 08, 2022 8:49 am Don't let this hap'n to you, Cap'n ... TMZ: Heather McDonald Collapses on Stage ... Suffers Skull Fracture
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6016Is Calvin on that list, or did you purchase him from the bargain basement?Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Feb 08, 2022 10:51 amJesus doesn’t love her most… she’s not even in his top ten.JMC-STL wrote: Tue Feb 08, 2022 8:49 amDon't let this hap'n to you, Cap'n ... TMZ: Heather McDonald Collapses on Stage ... Suffers Skull Fracture
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6017I adopted him away from the Cat-lickers for$1.... best money i ever spent.JMC-STL wrote: Tue Feb 08, 2022 12:20 pmIs Calvin on that list, or did you purchase him from the bargain basement?Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Feb 08, 2022 10:51 amJesus doesn’t love her most… she’s not even in his top ten.JMC-STL wrote: Tue Feb 08, 2022 8:49 amDon't let this hap'n to you, Cap'n ... TMZ: Heather McDonald Collapses on Stage ... Suffers Skull Fracture
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6018The Catholic Church is the Chicago Blackhawks of religions.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6019Joe Rogan did itTurk Sanderson wrote: Tue Feb 08, 2022 1:55 pm The Catholic Church is the Chicago Blackhawks of religions.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6020Guess I'm not hep enough to know anything about Joe RoganCaptSMRT wrote: Wed Feb 09, 2022 12:38 pmJoe Rogan did itTurk Sanderson wrote: Tue Feb 08, 2022 1:55 pm The Catholic Church is the Chicago Blackhawks of religions.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6021Ill order the soup of the day at night and a midnight special for breakfast, you can't hold me back, son.
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6022…and you claim the boomers are ruining America. SMFHCaptSMRT wrote: Thu Feb 10, 2022 6:44 am Ill order the soup of the day at night and a midnight special for breakfast, you can't hold me back, son.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6023Ill walk down the jetway or jet up the walkway, rules don't apply to me, son.Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Feb 10, 2022 8:47 am…and you claim the boomers are ruining America. SMFHCaptSMRT wrote: Thu Feb 10, 2022 6:44 am Ill order the soup of the day at night and a midnight special for breakfast, you can't hold me back, son.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6024Anarchist!CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Feb 10, 2022 11:33 amIll walk down the jetway or jet up the walkway, rules don't apply to me, son.Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Feb 10, 2022 8:47 am…and you claim the boomers are ruining America. SMFHCaptSMRT wrote: Thu Feb 10, 2022 6:44 am Ill order the soup of the day at night and a midnight special for breakfast, you can't hold me back, son.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6025Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Feb 10, 2022 11:51 amAnarchist!CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Feb 10, 2022 11:33 amIll walk down the jetway or jet up the walkway, rules don't apply to me, son.