My views are up, bitches!!!Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 2:05 pmFalse prophets abound in times like these.... I have people calling me in the middle of the night asking if they should be huffing Lysol, and sticking U.V. lamps up their poop-chutes, because some false prophet told them that that would save them from the pestilence.... this shit ain't easy!JMC-STL wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 1:24 pmIt's a dog-eat-dog world out here, Rev. Better start discounting those certificates & getting your Burning Bush advisor signed up with the TED Talks folks if you wanna keep market share. The Cap'n is building a fervent You Tube following, and may soon have more subscribers than HolaSoyGerman.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 1:11 pm
So... The Comedy Clubs and the Minor League Hockey venues are all shuttered, and now you two ass-holes think that you can do MY job, huh?
Well, good luck with that!
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4852....only because people want to see you fall off the curb again.... the circuses are shuttered too.CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 2:58 pmMy views are up, bitches!!!Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 2:05 pmFalse prophets abound in times like these.... I have people calling me in the middle of the night asking if they should be huffing Lysol, and sticking U.V. lamps up their poop-chutes, because some false prophet told them that that would save them from the pestilence.... this shit ain't easy!JMC-STL wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 1:24 pm
It's a dog-eat-dog world out here, Rev. Better start discounting those certificates & getting your Burning Bush advisor signed up with the TED Talks folks if you wanna keep market share. The Cap'n is building a fervent You Tube following, and may soon have more subscribers than HolaSoyGerman.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4853"I needed something ridiculous to laugh at, thanks." - UnknownTurk Sanderson wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 3:20 pm....only because people want to see you fall off the curb again.... the circuses are shuttered too.CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 2:58 pmMy views are up, bitches!!!Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 2:05 pm
False prophets abound in times like these.... I have people calling me in the middle of the night asking if they should be huffing Lysol, and sticking U.V. lamps up their poop-chutes, because some false prophet told them that that would save them from the pestilence.... this shit ain't easy!
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4854"80,000 Romans didn't mosey on down to the Coliseum to watch the Christians eat the lions and tigers" - TurkCaptSMRT wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 6:46 pm"I needed something ridiculous to laugh at, thanks." - UnknownTurk Sanderson wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 3:20 pm....only because people want to see you fall off the curb again.... the circuses are shuttered too.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4855Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 3:20 pmI attribute it to the dramatic drop in car wrecks to watch under stay-at-home orders. A Ron Finger video is a reasonable substitute.CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 2:58 pm....only because people want to see you fall off the curb again.... the circuses are shuttered too.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4857Bon Jovi is an incredibly humble man for being such a big star.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4858And all this time I thought "Bon Jovi" was a powdered kitchen & bath cleanser.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4859JMC-STL wrote: Sun Apr 26, 2020 3:19 pm And all this time I thought "Bon Jovi" was a powdered kitchen & bath cleanser.
He is such a tender soul.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4861I thought The Capn's new Good Friend was "The One Fast Cleanser."
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4862That was like a hundred years ago, grandpa.... the animal rights people took them to court and made them remove the chickens from their advertising....so now they just show the police chalk outlines from when they killed them off.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4864You guys better get some vitamins or something...I think you have lost it.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4866You're pretending to be calling a hockey with Bon Jovi, and you think that us two need help???CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Apr 27, 2020 6:16 pm You guys better get some vitamins or something...I think you have lost it.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4867Even when you frame it as an insult it sounds brilliant.Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Apr 27, 2020 8:38 pmYou're pretending to be calling a hockey with Bon Jovi, and you think that us two need help???CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Apr 27, 2020 6:16 pm You guys better get some vitamins or something...I think you have lost it.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4869Throwing stones at my awesome video with a weak ass meme only validates my work.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4870At least throwing stones helps me maintain my muscle tone. Watching your videos leads to physical AND mental atrophy. Just ask the Rev; he can barely lift his hand to sign those certificates any more without help from The Burning Bush - and that has led to some messy fires @TDC.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4871JMC-STL wrote: Tue Apr 28, 2020 1:51 pmAt least throwing stones helps me maintain my muscle tone. Watching your videos leads to physical AND mental atrophy. Just ask the Rev; he can barely lift his hand to sign those certificates any more without help from The Burning Bush - and that has led to some messy fires @TDC.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4874That sports report is awesome. Recreational sports will return before stadium sports...and rec sports players will love to make a highlight reel.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4875CaptSMRT wrote: Fri May 01, 2020 7:19 am That sports report is awesome. Recreational sports will return before stadium sports...and rec sports players will love to make a highlight reel.