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I believe the most powerful fictional computer ever would have been the one Gus Gorman built that was smarter than Superman. I know Superman defeated this computer with a jar of acid....only because Hollywood is racist, and didn't want Superman being beaten by a black guy.
Gus Gorman's computer become self aware 13 years before Skynet, and probably is Skynet and Tommy Westphall.

Deep Thought ... 42 ... "I checked it very thoroughly, and that quite definitely is the answer."

the medical computer in the star trek universe.

JMC-STL wrote:Deep Thought ... 42 ... "I checked it very thoroughly, and that quite definitely is the answer."

No...that computer never defeated anyone...and it was built to answer one question. Gus Gorman's computer made a Kryptonite laser beam.

T.C. wrote:the medical computer in the star trek universe.

Are you kidding? You need a person to run that....Gorman's super computer was self aware and almost killed Superman.

CaptSMRT wrote:

JMC-STL wrote:Deep Thought ... 42 ... "I checked it very thoroughly, and that quite definitely is the answer."

No...that computer never defeated anyone...and it was built to answer one question. Gus Gorman's computer made a Kryptonite laser beam.

Knowledge is power. Embrace it, CaptSMRT ... if that is your real name ....

Fuck Douglas Adams...and everything from England.

CaptSMRT wrote:

T.C. wrote:the medical computer in the star trek universe.

Are you kidding? You need a person to run that....Gorman's super computer was self aware and almost killed Superman.

data ran it just fine.

speaking of... data.

CaptSMRT wrote:Fuck Douglas Adams...and everything from England.

You'd better get started, then. There are 53+ million of 'em - and the vast majority ain't none too pretty.

JMC-STL wrote:

CaptSMRT wrote:Fuck Douglas Adams...and everything from England.

You'd better get started, then. There are 53+ million of 'em - and the vast majority ain't none too pretty.

I'm not afraid. I'm #reckless.

CaptSMRT wrote:I believe the most powerful fictional computer ever would have been the one Gus Gorman built that was smarter than Superman. I know Superman defeated this computer with a jar of acid....only because Hollywood is racist, and didn't want Superman being beaten by a black guy.
Gus Gorman's computer become self aware 13 years before Skynet, and probably is Skynet and Tommy Westphall.

What about the machines from the Matrix? They turned everyone into batteries!

Flying Keanu Reeves couldn't defeat them. Everyone know flying Keanu Reeves > Superman.

Did something happen in the third Matrix movie...I fell asleep before I made it to the theater.

Superman 3 on rotton tomatoes got a 26%

Matrix 3 or whatever it was called got 36%

I win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A computer was created to answer any question man could think ok. For years this computer answered every question within a second. Nothing seemed to hard for it. One day a child asked who is god? The computer didn't answer the boy waited and still the computer didn't answer. It started to shut down other programs to give it more power and it still couldn't answer.

After a year it had shut down all its programs looking to find the answer.

The boy became a man and then passed away of old age and it still hadn't found the answer.

Mankind became extinct and yet still know answer. After another billion years the sun went super nova and died and yet the computer still kept searching and searching.

Time continued on and on with the computer asking its self who is god. Then suddenly it said let there be light

And behold there was light

It's an old Si-Fi story but I don't remember the author. Might have been Azminov or some other one I can't spell ether.

rcbcmr wrote:A computer was created to answer any question man could think ok. For years this computer answered every question within a second. Nothing seemed to hard for it. One day a child asked who is god? The computer didn't answer the boy waited and still the computer didn't answer. It started to shut down other programs to give it more power and it still couldn't answer.

After a year it had shut down all its programs looking to find the answer.

The boy became a man and then passed away of old age and it still hadn't found the answer.

Mankind became extinct and yet still know answer. After another billion years the sun went super nova and died and yet the computer still kept searching and searching.

Time continued on and on with the computer asking its self who is god. Then suddenly it said let there be light

And behold there was light

It's an old Si-Fi story but I don't remember the author. Might have been Azminov or some other one I can't spell ether.

Not to be a buzzkill, but our sun isn't massive enough to cause a supernova.

^^^ This is why I start these threads.

Doug Glatt wrote:Superman 3 on rotton tomatoes got a 26%

Matrix 3 or whatever it was called got 36%

I win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

More racist Hollywoood BS...trying to keep the black mans Super Computer in check.

Doug Glatt wrote:

rcbcmr wrote:A computer was created to answer any question man could think ok. For years this computer answered every question within a second. Nothing seemed to hard for it. One day a child asked who is god? The computer didn't answer the boy waited and still the computer didn't answer. It started to shut down other programs to give it more power and it still couldn't answer.

After a year it had shut down all its programs looking to find the answer.

The boy became a man and then passed away of old age and it still hadn't found the answer.

Mankind became extinct and yet still know answer. After another billion years the sun went super nova and died and yet the computer still kept searching and searching.

Time continued on and on with the computer asking its self who is god. Then suddenly it said let there be light

And behold there was light

It's an old Si-Fi story but I don't remember the author. Might have been Azminov or some other one I can't spell ether.

Not to be a buzzkill, but our sun isn't massive enough to cause a supernova.

It's not well fuck it then please disregard this story.

Doug Glatt wrote:Not to be a buzzkill, but our sun isn't massive enough to cause a supernova.

It could if currently unpredicted and/or unpredictable conditions led to our Sun becoming part of a binary pair. So don't abandon your story yet, rcbcmr.

CaptSMRT wrote:^^^ This is why I start these threads.

^^^And this is why you're not allowed in polite company.

JMC-STL wrote:

CaptSMRT wrote:^^^ This is why I start these threads.

^^^And this is why you're not allowed in polite company.

^^^ Not for nothing....the spider jokes always hit with the crowd.

CaptSMRT wrote:

JMC-STL wrote:

CaptSMRT wrote:^^^ This is why I start these threads.

^^^And this is why you're not allowed in polite company.

^^^ Not for nothing....the spider jokes always hit with the crowd.

^^^OK, I'll grant you that much.

^^^ My Planned Parenthood Pizza joke was too heady for the people.

^^^ Maybe it was just your timing.

^^^ Hulk Hogan was only doing his Mel Gibson impersonation....you're cut.