I'm 58 years old, I have two bad knees, a bad hip and my left shoulder is so bad I can't raise my arm. I have gout, arthritis, tendinitis in my dick, hemorrhoids and old man butt itch. Does bull riding sound like a good idea for me? I've never tried it, but I used to go to a bar that had a mechanical bull. I never got on it, but I really enjoyed watching chicks with big tits ride that thing.

I say go for it.