Storm13 wrote:I jerked off to her diary. Does that count?
No but it makes you a sex offender.......so turn yourself in CHOMO
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51No but it makes you a sex offender.......so turn yourself in CHOMO
No but it makes you a sex offender.......so turn yourself in CHOMO
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54Maybe he should have.D-S wrote:Jesus never drove a Toyota. Why would you?
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55Batman and Anne Frank.......both good at keeping secrets......both lived behind a book-case, and neither ever had sex with a woman.
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57And yet the unchecked aggression is undeniable:CaptSMRT wrote:Abe Lincoln never talked about Fight Club.
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58Noah took a title loan out on the ark and then lucked out when the lender drowned.
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60The Incredible HULK will tie Mitt Romney for black votes in November.
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61Apparently.....the 9/11 terrorists used the Sun to see what they were doing. The Sun hates America.
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62The pope is not retiring. He's taking a coaching job at Penn St. He heard there was an opening and wanted to fill the void.
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64When he goes to jail, Oscar Pistorius is going to be madder than a no legged man in an ass raping contest.
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65Apparently Oscar Pistorius thinks that everyone that goes to a south african jail for 25 years comes out and becomes president.
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66Oscar Pistorius was telling his GF a joke on her last day...
Oscar: "My last GF told me she wanted me to give her a foot and make it hurt"
Oscar: "So I fucked her twice and punched her in the face"
Dead GF: "Oscar, you don't have any feet"
Oscar: "OMFG!!!!!!" *beats her with a bat and busts a cap in her ass*
Oscar: "My last GF told me she wanted me to give her a foot and make it hurt"
Oscar: "So I fucked her twice and punched her in the face"
Dead GF: "Oscar, you don't have any feet"
Oscar: "OMFG!!!!!!" *beats her with a bat and busts a cap in her ass*
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67The only thing that can exonerate Oscar Pistorius right now are bloody footprints
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68If those bloody footprints are from carbon fiber blades, no jury in africa is going to believe that Boba Fett did it.
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69Would it be gay if Superman gave you a blow job? No.......he isn't even a human.
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70Diversity was just an excuse whitey invented after stealing America from the Indians.....