I got 500 views on this joke...which is pretty good considering...500 is a lot.Turk Sanderson wrote:JMC-STL wrote:The Parker Brothers are calling their lawyer from their graves right now, Turk.
Just trying to help them keep up with the times...the original is getting a little stale.
Expect a knock at the door in the coming days.
God's will be done!
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
2402What joke?CaptSMRT wrote:I got 500 views on this joke...which is pretty good considering...500 is a lot.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
2403Bankruptcy was invented by the Parker Brothers to sell more Monopoly games.JMC-STL wrote:What joke?CaptSMRT wrote:I got 500 views on this joke...which is pretty good considering...500 is a lot.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
2404This is no joke, either ... Monopoly Was Designed to Teach the 99% About Income InequalityCaptSMRT wrote:Bankruptcy was invented by the Parker Brothers to sell more Monopoly games.JMC-STL wrote:What joke?CaptSMRT wrote:I got 500 views on this joke...which is pretty good considering...500 is a lot.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
2405I'm telling ya. don't park that car on Baltic! And Magie showed her income as "0" .... I wonder if she declared bankruptcy.JMC-STL wrote:This is no joke, either ... Monopoly Was Designed to Teach the 99% About Income InequalityCaptSMRT wrote:Bankruptcy was invented by the Parker Brothers to sell more Monopoly games.JMC-STL wrote: What joke?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
2406Is it enough to think you are a hypochondriac, or do you have to share needles with one to catch it?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
2407You don't catch hypochondria...hypochondria catches you.CaptSMRT wrote:Is it enough to think you are a hypochondriac, or do you have to share needles with one to catch it?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
2408Not if I vape enough hand sanitizer.Turk Sanderson wrote:You don't catch hypochondria...hypochondria catches you.CaptSMRT wrote:Is it enough to think you are a hypochondriac, or do you have to share needles with one to catch it?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
2409See what I mean? Now germophobia has caught you.CaptSMRT wrote:Not if I vape enough hand sanitizer.Turk Sanderson wrote:You don't catch hypochondria...hypochondria catches you.CaptSMRT wrote:Is it enough to think you are a hypochondriac, or do you have to share needles with one to catch it?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
2410Why do we say we caught an illness anyway...to catch implies that you intentionally try to procure something that isn't in your possession.... like a ball, an animal, a taxi ride, a criminal (if you're a cop), etc... bad shit catches you...it's just that simple. Instead of saying "I caught a cold", we should say "a cold caught me"....when the coppers pinch a thief, he doesn't say "Shit! I caught the Police".
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
2411The Brits started it ... or the camels ...Turk Sanderson wrote:Why do we say we caught an illness anyway...to catch implies that you intentionally try to procure something that isn't in your possession.... like a ball, an animal, a taxi ride, a criminal (if you're a cop), etc...
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
2412If a guy catches a case of the crabs, is this the scenario?... He was standing on the street corner, waiting for the light to change, when a delivery truck rounds the corner and a box falls off right into his arms.... on the side of the box is stamped CRABS. He says to himself "Oooh seafood!" He runs off into the nearest alley and opens it up...nothing. He kicks it, stomps on it, and goes on to work. By that afternoon he's walking around the office scratching his crotch something fierce. He goes to his doctor after work to find out what's going on, and the doctor says "You've caught a case of the crabs", to which he replies."so what, there wasn't anything in it!"
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
2414Why doesn't anyone ever catch a cure?Turk Sanderson wrote:Why do we say we caught an illness anyway...to catch implies that you intentionally try to procure something that isn't in your possession.... like a ball, an animal, a taxi ride, a criminal (if you're a cop), etc... bad shit catches you...it's just that simple. Instead of saying "I caught a cold", we should say "a cold caught me"....when the coppers pinch a thief, he doesn't say "Shit! I caught the Police".
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
2415They claim that they "got over it". If a bug hitches a ride on you...and makes you feel like shit for a week...and then leaves... I'd say he got over on you.CaptSMRT wrote:Why doesn't anyone ever catch a cure?Turk Sanderson wrote:Why do we say we caught an illness anyway...to catch implies that you intentionally try to procure something that isn't in your possession.... like a ball, an animal, a taxi ride, a criminal (if you're a cop), etc... bad shit catches you...it's just that simple. Instead of saying "I caught a cold", we should say "a cold caught me"....when the coppers pinch a thief, he doesn't say "Shit! I caught the Police".
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
2416Love is a sickness, and the cure is marriage.Turk Sanderson wrote:They claim that they "got over it". If a bug hitches a ride on you...and makes you feel like shit for a week...and then leaves... I'd say he got over on you.CaptSMRT wrote:Why doesn't anyone ever catch a cure?Turk Sanderson wrote:Why do we say we caught an illness anyway...to catch implies that you intentionally try to procure something that isn't in your possession.... like a ball, an animal, a taxi ride, a criminal (if you're a cop), etc... bad shit catches you...it's just that simple. Instead of saying "I caught a cold", we should say "a cold caught me"....when the coppers pinch a thief, he doesn't say "Shit! I caught the Police".
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
2417You should make that into a Valentine card, and send it to your favorite dwarf sex contractor.CaptSMRT wrote:Love is a sickness, and the cure is marriage.Turk Sanderson wrote:They claim that they "got over it". If a bug hitches a ride on you...and makes you feel like shit for a week...and then leaves... I'd say he got over on you.CaptSMRT wrote:
Why doesn't anyone ever catch a cure?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
2418Belief vs reality is the modern human struggle...for instance...I believe onion rings are a vegetable, my cholesterol level believes they are a gateway to arterial sclerosis. I believe I am attractive...women believe something different. Belief is not dependent on reality.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
2419It's not a lie, if you believe it...CaptSMRT wrote:Belief vs reality is the modern human struggle...for instance...I believe onion rings are a vegetable, my cholesterol level believes they are a gateway to arterial sclerosis. I believe I am attractive...women believe something different. Belief is not dependent on reality.
George Costanza
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
2420“I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.” ― Friedrich NietzscheTurk Sanderson wrote:It's not a lie, if you believe it...CaptSMRT wrote:Belief vs reality is the modern human struggle...for instance...I believe onion rings are a vegetable, my cholesterol level believes they are a gateway to arterial sclerosis. I believe I am attractive...women believe something different. Belief is not dependent on reality.
George Costanza
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
2422C-3PO was passed over for the Oscars again, and he is on the damn statue. Looks like Hollywood is guilty of Robo-phobia. I can't say that I blame them I was sexually assaulted by a robot when I was a kid...(jerked off watching Robo-Cop).
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
2423CaptSMRT wrote:C-3PO was passed over for the Oscars again, and he is on the damn statue. Looks like Hollywood is guilty of Robo-phobia. I can't say that I blame them I was sexually assaulted by a robot when I was a kid...(jerked off watching Robo-Cop).
You’re just fuckin’ yourself when you do that.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
2424Here is a piece of advice you can live by....when you are driving to Effingham....drive to Effingham...it helps.
Thank GOD every road in Illinois is connected.
Thank GOD every road in Illinois is connected.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
2425If I want to build a new city in Illinois, all I have to do is build a Casey's, and the locals will gather homes around me like moths to a light.