You'll get no more Biblical translations from me, Mr TLDR. Someday, as you stand before Saint Peter...JMC-STL wrote:I'll leave that to our resident conspiracy theorist and his biblical prose.CaptSMRT wrote:Explain your theory!!!
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Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1852Two people tonight told me I injured them with laughter. You can't fake that.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1853They're going to sue you.CaptSMRT wrote:Two people tonight told me I injured them with laughter. You can't fake that.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1854Turk Sanderson wrote:They're going to sue you.CaptSMRT wrote:Two people tonight told me I injured them with laughter. You can't fake that.
What a great pedigree though.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1855You took your shtick to the Humane Society? Brilliant idea for your act: Captive audience.CaptSMRT wrote:What a great pedigree though.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1856I'm not sure they would have appreciated the story about my dog dying fighting terrorism, and me punching the President in the face when he came to tell me the news.JMC-STL wrote:You took your shtick to the Humane Society? Brilliant idea for your act: Captive audience.CaptSMRT wrote:What a great pedigree though.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1857One less bowser to bark all night and keep the rest awake, and I reckon POTUS ain't no friend of the Chihuahuas.CaptSMRT wrote:I'm not sure they would have appreciated the story about my dog dying fighting terrorism, and me punching the President in the face when he came to tell me the news.JMC-STL wrote:You took your shtick to the Humane Society? Brilliant idea for your act: Captive audience.CaptSMRT wrote:What a great pedigree though.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1858It was really fun to tell a room full of people that my dog died...and hear the sympathy...then cheers when I said he did it with a gun he smuggled into Yemen in his b-hole. Long live Rusty the hero dog!JMC-STL wrote:One less bowser to bark all night and keep the rest awake, and I reckon POTUS ain't no friend of the Chihuahuas.CaptSMRT wrote:I'm not sure they would have appreciated the story about my dog dying fighting terrorism, and me punching the President in the face when he came to tell me the news.JMC-STL wrote: You took your shtick to the Humane Society? Brilliant idea for your act: Captive audience.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1859Did you really use the term "b-hole" in your act? Ladies & gentlemen, let me introduce the PG-rated Cap'n, performing three afternoons a week in Miss Pickleman's 8th grade study hall.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1860No...I would though. B-hole can really hit.JMC-STL wrote:Did you really use the term "b-hole" in your act? Ladies & gentlemen, let me introduce the PG-rated Cap'n, performing three afternoons a week in Miss Pickleman's 8th grade study hall.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1861Why wouldn't he just stick it up his ass like any other smuggler would?CaptSMRT wrote:No...I would though. B-hole can really hit.JMC-STL wrote:Did you really use the term "b-hole" in your act? Ladies & gentlemen, let me introduce the PG-rated Cap'n, performing three afternoons a week in Miss Pickleman's 8th grade study hall.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1862That is what I said on stage. We got all caught up in anal semantics again.Turk Sanderson wrote:Why wouldn't he just stick it up his ass like any other smuggler would?CaptSMRT wrote:No...I would though. B-hole can really hit.JMC-STL wrote:Did you really use the term "b-hole" in your act? Ladies & gentlemen, let me introduce the PG-rated Cap'n, performing three afternoons a week in Miss Pickleman's 8th grade study hall.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1863Anal Semantics? ... Sounds like an Olympic competition...and why wouldn't it be? The Olympics did originate in Greece.CaptSMRT wrote:That is what I said on stage. We got all caught up in anal semantics again.Turk Sanderson wrote:Why wouldn't he just stick it up his ass like any other smuggler would?CaptSMRT wrote:
No...I would though. B-hole can really hit.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1864Isn't that the "booty traps" thingy that T.C. talked about in the Suite Night thread?CaptSMRT wrote:... We got all caught up in anal semantics again.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1865Jim Thorpe won ten gold medals in Anal Semantics in 1912.Turk Sanderson wrote:Anal Semantics? ... Sounds like an Olympic competition...and why wouldn't it be? The Olympics did originate in Greece.CaptSMRT wrote:That is what I said on stage. We got all caught up in anal semantics again.Turk Sanderson wrote: Why wouldn't he just stick it up his ass like any other smuggler would?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1866That was back before the USSR started sending professionals to the Olympics.CaptSMRT wrote:Jim Thorpe won ten gold medals in Anal Semantics in 1912.Turk Sanderson wrote:Anal Semantics? ... Sounds like an Olympic competition...and why wouldn't it be? The Olympics did originate in Greece.CaptSMRT wrote:
That is what I said on stage. We got all caught up in anal semantics again.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1867How DARE you besmirch the good name of James Francis Thorpe?! Just because he wore two different sized shoes during those Olympic games, that doesn't mean he was a cross-dresser.CaptSMRT wrote:Jim Thorpe won ten gold medals in Anal Semantics in 1912.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1868He was angling for triple endorsements, two for the shoes, and another for the socks...way ahead of the times. If only Wheaties were around then...JMC-STL wrote:How DARE you besmirch the good name of James Francis Thorpe?! Just because he wore two different sized shoes during those Olympic games, that doesn't mean he was a cross-dresser.CaptSMRT wrote:Jim Thorpe won ten gold medals in Anal Semantics in 1912.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1869Gay ghosts can't get into heaven, so any given Sunday they are in church rubbing their balls on your family.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1870"Rub thy neighbor as thyself"?CaptSMRT wrote:Gay ghosts can't get into heaven, so any given Sunday they are in church rubbing their balls on your family.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1871That which you have rubbed on the least of my brothers, you have also rubbed on me.JMC-STL wrote:"Rub thy neighbor as thyself"?CaptSMRT wrote:Gay ghosts can't get into heaven, so any given Sunday they are in church rubbing their balls on your family.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1872"11. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's rub"?CaptSMRT wrote:That which you have rubbed on the least of my brothers, you have also rubbed on me.JMC-STL wrote:"Rub thy neighbor as thyself"?CaptSMRT wrote:Gay ghosts can't get into heaven, so any given Sunday they are in church rubbing their balls on your family.
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Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1874I'll bet Turk breaks that one a lot, when he's smokin' his meats.CaptSMRT wrote:Thou shalt not worship any graven rubs.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1875Sounds like my doctor during my last visit.JMC-STL wrote:I'll bet Turk breaks that one a lot, when he's smokin' his meats.CaptSMRT wrote:Thou shalt not worship any graven rubs.