BTW, does this mean Turk & I are the Sally Rogers & Buddy Sorrell to your Alan Brady? Maybe you can get Rob, Laura & Ritchie to attend your Hey Guys performance. Ritchie oughta be over 21 by now.CaptSMRT wrote:Tonight...we are the greatest comedian in the world.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1828What happened to his Cambodians???JMC-STL wrote:BTW, does this mean Turk & I are the Sally Rogers & Buddy Sorrell to your Alan Brady? Maybe you can get Rob, Laura & Ritchie to attend your Hey Guys performance. Ritchie oughta be over 21 by now.CaptSMRT wrote:Tonight...we are the greatest comedian in the world.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1829If they're still in town, send them over to my house. I just found a BOGO coupon for Hey Guys! in my 2017 Entertainment coupon book. It'll save 'em 15 bucks, anyway.Turk Sanderson wrote:What happened to his Cambodians???JMC-STL wrote:BTW, does this mean Turk & I are the Sally Rogers & Buddy Sorrell to your Alan Brady? Maybe you can get Rob, Laura & Ritchie to attend your Hey Guys performance. Ritchie oughta be over 21 by now.CaptSMRT wrote:Tonight...we are the greatest comedian in the world.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1830HA! Tonight was brutal...I swear....some of these guys must be about ready to walk off a cliff.JMC-STL wrote:If they're still in town, send them over to my house. I just found a BOGO coupon for Hey Guys! in my 2017 Entertainment coupon book. It'll save 'em 15 bucks, anyway.Turk Sanderson wrote:What happened to his Cambodians???JMC-STL wrote: BTW, does this mean Turk & I are the Sally Rogers & Buddy Sorrell to your Alan Brady? Maybe you can get Rob, Laura & Ritchie to attend your Hey Guys performance. Ritchie oughta be over 21 by now.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1832I don't know why they call it Hamburger Helper, it couldn't stop Jeffery Dahmer from eating people!!! I guess noodles and hamburger aren't enough for some people.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1833Is Jeffrey Dahmer still the most recognized U.S. serial cannibal 25 years later? I guess it's not a "thing" anymore. Millennials are too busy with their iPhones & food trucks. Never know what you're getting there.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1835Not if it's catered.Turk Sanderson wrote:Do cannibals view funerals as wasting food?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1836Or cured meats?Turk Sanderson wrote:Do cannibals view funerals as wasting food?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1837But they bury the main course.JMC-STL wrote:Not if it's catered.Turk Sanderson wrote:Do cannibals view funerals as wasting food?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1838Who you are at home, and who you are in public are totally different people. In public you are the person, and at home you are the creature. In public you beg GOD for forgiveness when you sneeze, at home you eat popcorn out of your couch cushions.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1839"Who are ... Joel Osteen and my dog Crotchlicker, Alex?"CaptSMRT wrote:Who you are at home, and who you are in public are totally different people. In public you are the person, and at home you are the creature. In public you beg GOD for forgiveness when you sneeze, at home you eat popcorn out of your couch cushions.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1840In a restaurant you send back anything with a hair, at home you eat cheese burgers out of the garbage can.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1841And by "you," you mean you. I never send a meal back at a restaurant.CaptSMRT wrote:In a restaurant you send back anything with a hair, at home you eat cheese burgers out of the garbage can.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1842I know you are the kind of guy who sees a pube on a pickle and thinks he won the lottery. Most people only put pubes in their mouth within the proper context.JMC-STL wrote:And by "you," you mean you. I never send a meal back at a restaurant.CaptSMRT wrote:In a restaurant you send back anything with a hair, at home you eat cheese burgers out of the garbage can.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1843Who says a pickle isn't "the proper context"? I detect a hint of denial here.CaptSMRT wrote:I know you are the kind of guy who sees a pube on a pickle and thinks he won the lottery. Most people only put pubes in their mouth within the proper context.JMC-STL wrote:And by "you," you mean you. I never send a meal back at a restaurant.CaptSMRT wrote:In a restaurant you send back anything with a hair, at home you eat cheese burgers out of the garbage can.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1844Hot sauce and pubes is your favorite Blues musician and garnish for fried catfish.JMC-STL wrote:Who says a pickle isn't "the proper context"? I detect a hint of denial here.CaptSMRT wrote:I know you are the kind of guy who sees a pube on a pickle and thinks he won the lottery. Most people only put pubes in their mouth within the proper context.JMC-STL wrote: And by "you," you mean you. I never send a meal back at a restaurant.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1845How does a musician become a garnish? Are we back on the Jeffrey Dahmer thing again? You need to get back on your Adderall.CaptSMRT wrote:Hot sauce and pubes is your favorite Blues musician and garnish for fried catfish.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1846I guess the simple explanation would be I was referring to two different things with the same name. The old person explanation would be...rap music ruined the country!!!JMC-STL wrote:How does a musician become a garnish? Are we back on the Jeffrey Dahmer thing again? You need to get back on your Adderall.CaptSMRT wrote:Hot sauce and pubes is your favorite Blues musician and garnish for fried catfish.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1847No, that was hip-hop. This old person knows the difference.CaptSMRT wrote:I guess the simple explanation would be I was referring to two different things with the same name. The old person explanation would be...rap music ruined the country!!!JMC-STL wrote:How does a musician become a garnish? Are we back on the Jeffrey Dahmer thing again? You need to get back on your Adderall.CaptSMRT wrote:Hot sauce and pubes is your favorite Blues musician and garnish for fried catfish.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1849Explain your theory!!!JMC-STL wrote:No, that was hip-hop. This old person knows the difference.CaptSMRT wrote:I guess the simple explanation would be I was referring to two different things with the same name. The old person explanation would be...rap music ruined the country!!!JMC-STL wrote: How does a musician become a garnish? Are we back on the Jeffrey Dahmer thing again? You need to get back on your Adderall.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1850I'll leave that to our resident conspiracy theorist and his biblical prose.CaptSMRT wrote:Explain your theory!!!
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