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SRV1990 wrote:I asked this in the other thread and didn't get a response, and my feelings are terribly hurt... but I'll ask it again:

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? NOTE: African, not European.

Before or after you shoot them?

rcbcmr wrote:Is a dog man's best friend or is man just here to serve his dog?

I gotta clean up outside so this question just came up.

A dog will look as his master and think: "You feed me, you give me water, you shelter me; you must be a god."

A cat will look as his master and think: "You feed me, you give me water, you shelter me; I must be a god."

...and though I have both, I'm more of a cat-lover.

“Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge.”

― Jerry Seinfeld

A dog will eat your face off if you dont feed it.