Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
51Anyone else get the feeling that Putin got a hard-on when Turkey shot his plane down?
I'm just waiting for TASS to release the story about Putin having been piloting the jet, ejecting when he saw the air-to-air missile coming right for him, was able to redirect the missile heading to take out several Turkish ground-based air defense batteries at once, and then caught the jet stream back to Moscow where he floated down into an ice rink & promptly scored a quadruple hat trick. Take THAT, Zydnie Kroshbie!CaptSMRT wrote:Anyone else get the feeling that Putin got a hard-on when Turkey shot his plane down?
Funny you should mention that. Those people from something called "Dish Network" keep leaving messages on my tabletop magnetic tape answering machine, but the machine's 20-second record limit cuts them off each time before they can give me a call-back number. And neither my rotary dial kitchen wall phone (hanging over my 35 year-old Amana Radarange) nor my whiz-bang 10-channel, 44 MHz cordless phone have caller ID. So I'm kinda stuck where I'm at.CaptSMRT wrote:You need to enter this century of TV technology.
You need more Hertz.JMC-STL wrote:Funny you should mention that. Those people from something called "Dish Network" keep leaving messages on my tabletop magnetic tape answering machine, but the machine's 20-second record limit cuts them off each time before they can give me a call-back number. And neither my rotary dial kitchen wall phone (hanging over my 35 year-old Amana Radarange) nor my whiz-bang 10-channel, 44 MHz cordless phone have caller ID. So I'm kinda stuck where I'm at.CaptSMRT wrote:You need to enter this century of TV technology.
I rent from Avis. They try harder.CaptSMRT wrote:You need more Hertz.
You would have to give every baby a gun to generate an noticeable effect.JMC-STL wrote:With certain parents, you may have just done us an award-worthy public service.
Well, what're you waitin' for, then?CaptSMRT wrote:You would have to give every baby a gun to generate an noticeable effect.JMC-STL wrote:With certain parents, you may have just done us an award-worthy public service.
JMC-STL wrote:Well, what're you waitin' for, then?CaptSMRT wrote:You would have to give every baby a gun to generate an noticeable effect.JMC-STL wrote:With certain parents, you may have just done us an award-worthy public service.
Well, that's another solution.CaptSMRT wrote:Obama took my gun...and he gave it to a refugee.JMC-STL wrote:Well, what're you waitin' for, then?CaptSMRT wrote: You would have to give every baby a gun to generate an noticeable effect.
Too late by then. There is no "Morning After Pill" for HIV.CaptSMRT wrote:World Aids Day lands on Giving Tuesday. Looks like tomorrow will be heading to the clinic Wednesday.
Matthew McConaugHIV would not agree with you.JMC-STL wrote:Too late by then. There is no "Morning After Pill" for HIV.CaptSMRT wrote:World Aids Day lands on Giving Tuesday. Looks like tomorrow will be heading to the clinic Wednesday.
His movie character's inspiration died from the disease seven years after diagnosis. It was a long Morning After.CaptSMRT wrote:Matthew McConaugHIV would not agree with you.JMC-STL wrote:Too late by then. There is no "Morning After Pill" for HIV.CaptSMRT wrote:World Aids Day lands on Giving Tuesday. Looks like tomorrow will be heading to the clinic Wednesday.