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4you might be a king or a lowly street sweeper, but sooner or later you will dance with the reaper.
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5Your ability to make this post sort of gave that away._Gassoff wrote:I thought you all should know.
Just like you, none of the rest of us have died.
Forgive me if I don't remember any posts on this subject. Had you been diagnosed with cancer, or some other deadly disease, or were you in a serious accident?
I hope you aren't making a joke in bad taste at Bob Gassoff's expense.
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6I believe he was pointing out that even though he hasn't been here in a while he is still alive, for a long time the only people on this forum were me, Gassoff, and Googlebot.
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7Yeah ... whatever happened to good old Googlebot? Is he afraid of the Baidu [Spider]?
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8This exactly.CaptSMRT wrote:I believe he was pointing out that even though he hasn't been here in a while he is still alive, for a long time the only people on this forum were me, Gassoff, and Googlebot.
But also, some here knew I had a massive heart attack in 2009, but I'm doing great.
Oh, and I lost in the fantasy hockey league to TC 11-0. I can't remember ever losing 11-0 in a week before, and I really tried.
#Roarbacon
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9I need to check my team._Gassoff wrote:This exactly.CaptSMRT wrote:I believe he was pointing out that even though he hasn't been here in a while he is still alive, for a long time the only people on this forum were me, Gassoff, and Googlebot.
But also, some here knew I had a massive heart attack in 2009, but I'm doing great.
Oh, and I lost in the fantasy hockey league to TC 11-0. I can't remember ever losing 11-0 in a week before, and I really tried.
#Roarbacon
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10*ahem*CaptSMRT wrote:I believe he was pointing out that even though he hasn't been here in a while he is still alive, for a long time the only people on this forum were me, Gassoff, and Googlebot.
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11And GuestT.C. wrote:*ahem*CaptSMRT wrote:I believe he was pointing out that even though he hasn't been here in a while he is still alive, for a long time the only people on this forum were me, Gassoff, and Googlebot.
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12I cannot believe you left out Bingbot. Why can't anyone remember to Bing.
"Do Only Good Everyday"
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13Because Bing sucks internet search shlong!bradleygt89 wrote:I cannot believe you left out Bingbot. Why can't anyone remember to Bing.
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15I got bit by a Baidu spider a few weeks ago, but nothing happened. I do have a lot more cravings for Chinese food, though. Weird.JMC-STL wrote:Yeah ... whatever happened to good old Googlebot? Is he afraid of the Baidu [Spider]?
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16We had some great bots here...too bad the Hall of Fame thread was deleted.
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18I had one of the Nabisco Spoon Men when I was a kid: http://www.lavasurfer.com/prizenside/pi ... tters.html. Generally tasted better than the cereal did, especially after it fell into the cereal bowl several times. Good times ...
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19Isn't eating breakfast such a bore...how about a plastic Alien to sit on your spoon. GOD damn I am glad I live in the age of the internet and not the 50's.
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20I tried clipping my smartphone to my cereal spoon, but every time I got a text message the milk would splash in my face. None of THAT mess back in simpler times.CaptSMRT wrote:Isn't eating breakfast such a bore...how about a plastic Alien to sit on your spoon. GOD damn I am glad I live in the age of the internet and not the 50's.
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21There was a guy once who turned his nose up at refrigerators and indoor plumbing.
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22He must've tripped over a lot of household appliances & fixtures, then.CaptSMRT wrote:There was a guy once who turned his nose up at refrigerators and indoor plumbing.
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23JMC-STL wrote:He must've tripped over a lot of household appliances & fixtures, then.CaptSMRT wrote:There was a guy once who turned his nose up at refrigerators and indoor plumbing.
People from the Spoon Man generation are dangerous, they don't like change, so they are always tipping over progress.
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24"Klaatu barada nikto"CaptSMRT wrote:People from the Spoon Man generation are dangerous, they don't like change, so they are always tipping over progress.