I'm sure your audience was moved to equal emotion. Stick to the street corners. Saw a guy last week with a snare drum set at the W. Florissant exit stoplight off eastbound I-270. Gotta admire the buskers with imagination.CaptSMRT wrote:Holy shit...what a nightmare. I fucking hate bar comedy.CaptSMRT wrote:I'll be at the Corner Keg in Highland...hopefully some of these IL hicks will come out for some jokes about sex with E.T.
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27Bar comedy sucks...nobody gives a shit. I don't have any problems making people laugh in the club. Buskers are bums with enough money to buy soup.JMC-STL wrote:I'm sure your audience was moved to equal emotion. Stick to the street corners. Saw a guy last week with a snare drum set at the W. Florissant exit stoplight off eastbound I-270. Gotta admire the buskers with imagination.CaptSMRT wrote:Holy shit...what a nightmare. I fucking hate bar comedy.CaptSMRT wrote:I'll be at the Corner Keg in Highland...hopefully some of these IL hicks will come out for some jokes about sex with E.T.
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28Nothing wrong with soup. It's Penicillin for the Soul. You can also swipe a handful of those goldfish crackers from the bowl on the bar to give it some texture.CaptSMRT wrote:... Buskers are bums with enough money to buy soup.
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29JMC-STL wrote:Nothing wrong with soup. It's Penicillin for the Soul. You can also swipe a handful of those goldfish crackers from the bowl on the bar to give it some texture.CaptSMRT wrote:... Buskers are bums with enough money to buy soup.
Bars don't do that any more. Get in your time machine and come back from 1970.
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30So how does BEER NUTS® stay in business? It's a crazy world, this 21 Century of yours.CaptSMRT wrote:Bars don't do that any more. Get in your time machine and come back from 1970.JMC-STL wrote:Nothing wrong with soup. It's Penicillin for the Soul. You can also swipe a handful of those goldfish crackers from the bowl on the bar to give it some texture.CaptSMRT wrote:... Buskers are bums with enough money to buy soup.
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31So Obama can take your guns.JMC-STL wrote:So how does BEER NUTS® stay in business? It's a crazy world, this 21 Century of yours.CaptSMRT wrote:Bars don't do that any more. Get in your time machine and come back from 1970.JMC-STL wrote: Nothing wrong with soup. It's Penicillin for the Soul. You can also swipe a handful of those goldfish crackers from the bowl on the bar to give it some texture.
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32Keaton, Bale, Wilson, Kilmer, Clooney, West, and now Ron Finger, I might be biased, but I think I was the best out of all of them.
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33I fucking bombed last night. I mean screeching, tires flying off, the baby just got flushed down the toilet, and grandma works for ISIS bombed.
Tonight I wasn't great but I pulled out of the dive. Comedy is hard.
Tonight I wasn't great but I pulled out of the dive. Comedy is hard.
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34I had to re-evaluate my relationship with Jesus, he isn't returning my texts, and I am sleeping in his crawl space. I know he sees me, the last time I went to church they served me with a restraining order.
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35Stick to secular humor, Capt. It's closer to home for you AND for your audiences.
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36I opened with a story about getting an IUD put in my ass...a person from the crowd asked me if I could be more disgusting next time.JMC-STL wrote:Stick to secular humor, Capt. It's closer to home for you AND for your audiences.
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37Well, can you?CaptSMRT wrote:I opened with a story about getting an IUD put in my ass...a person from the crowd asked me if I could be more disgusting next time.JMC-STL wrote:Stick to secular humor, Capt. It's closer to home for you AND for your audiences.
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38I think tomorrow night I am going %100 Adele material. Pity fucking Adele generates more revenue than the GDP of Honduras.JMC-STL wrote:Well, can you?CaptSMRT wrote:I opened with a story about getting an IUD put in my ass...a person from the crowd asked me if I could be more disgusting next time.JMC-STL wrote:Stick to secular humor, Capt. It's closer to home for you AND for your audiences.
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39Refugee is a fancy word for Globally poor person...or Globo
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40Prophetic words for the two of you ...CaptSMRT wrote:I think tomorrow night I am going %100 Adele material. Pity fucking Adele generates more revenue than the GDP of Honduras.
"It's no secret that the both of us
Are running out of time ..."
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41JMC-STL wrote:Prophetic words for the two of you ...CaptSMRT wrote:I think tomorrow night I am going %100 Adele material. Pity fucking Adele generates more revenue than the GDP of Honduras.
"It's no secret that the both of us
Are running out of time ..."
I don't think anyone even knew who Adele was...which is probably my fault too.
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42You needed to save that bit for your next gig in The Grove. I hear Adele is the new King of Pop in the LGBTI community.CaptSMRT wrote:I don't think anyone even knew who Adele was...which is probably my fault too.
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43The crowds favorite moment of the night...when I said I wanted E.T. to give me a prostate massage.JMC-STL wrote:You needed to save that bit for your next gig in The Grove. I hear Adele is the new King of Pop in the LGBTI community.CaptSMRT wrote:I don't think anyone even knew who Adele was...which is probably my fault too.
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44Finally, a thinking man's joke. I like it.CaptSMRT wrote:The crowds favorite moment of the night...when I said I wanted E.T. to give me a prostate massage.
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45You have to make a connection with the audience.JMC-STL wrote:Finally, a thinking man's joke. I like it.CaptSMRT wrote:The crowds favorite moment of the night...when I said I wanted E.T. to give me a prostate massage.
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46Just what my proctologist told me last week.CaptSMRT wrote:You have to make a connection with the audience.JMC-STL wrote:Finally, a thinking man's joke. I like it.CaptSMRT wrote:The crowds favorite moment of the night...when I said I wanted E.T. to give me a prostate massage.
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47One in a million shot Doc.JMC-STL wrote:Just what my proctologist told me last week.CaptSMRT wrote:You have to make a connection with the audience.JMC-STL wrote: Finally, a thinking man's joke. I like it.