I think this means Mrs. Bedard was wheeling him.T.C. wrote: Wed Nov 29, 2023 6:46 am “ Fuck you Bedard, Your mom shot cum straight across the room and killed my Siamese fighting fish, threw off the PH levels in my aquarium.”
That's the only reason I'm not a professional athlete because it's banned to bang your teammates momsOzzies09tc wrote: Tue Nov 28, 2023 8:54 pmThere might be a "don't sleep with legally married women" clause in the contractBluesSK wrote: Tue Nov 28, 2023 8:49 pm If this rumor is true I'm not sure how your contract can be terminated and you can lose $1.4M for having a legal, consensual relationship with Bedard's mom.
Trade him, waive him or buy him out because it's awkward af, but it shouldn't void a contract. The NHLPA is toothless.
I was in the room and watched. I can confirm the rumors are true.Dave's a mess wrote: Wed Nov 29, 2023 1:54 pm Quick, lame disclaimer here that the Mrs. Bedard rumor has been denied by anyone that would actually know and is almost assuredly pure bullshit, but the truth is probably worse and way less funny, so I'm going to continue to roll with it.
I can't offer any rebuttal. He banged her, folks!Dread_Pirate_Westley wrote: Wed Nov 29, 2023 4:28 pmI was in the room and watched. I can confirm the rumors are true.Dave's a mess wrote: Wed Nov 29, 2023 1:54 pm Quick, lame disclaimer here that the Mrs. Bedard rumor has been denied by anyone that would actually know and is almost assuredly pure bullshit, but the truth is probably worse and way less funny, so I'm going to continue to roll with it.
Who are you going to trust? Me or the cover up organization??
Was Perry just trying to be a father figure to young Bedard?Dave's a mess wrote: Wed Nov 29, 2023 4:52 pmI can't offer any rebuttal. He banged her, folks!Dread_Pirate_Westley wrote: Wed Nov 29, 2023 4:28 pmI was in the room and watched. I can confirm the rumors are true.Dave's a mess wrote: Wed Nov 29, 2023 1:54 pm Quick, lame disclaimer here that the Mrs. Bedard rumor has been denied by anyone that would actually know and is almost assuredly pure bullshit, but the truth is probably worse and way less funny, so I'm going to continue to roll with it.
Who are you going to trust? Me or the cover up organization??
If he didn't do anything illegal what else could he do that would get him kicked off the team and why keep it under wraps? Patrick Sharp was banging other player's wives/girlfriends and he only got traded. If he did have a relationship with Bedard's mom whose business is it? Are teams interested in signing Perry going to ask the Blackhawks this and do they violate his confidentiality. Basically he is unhireable until facts are known, whether they are public record or not.Dave's a mess wrote: Wed Nov 29, 2023 1:54 pm Quick, lame disclaimer here that the Mrs. Bedard rumor has been denied by anyone that would actually know and is almost assuredly pure bullshit, but the truth is probably worse and way less funny, so I'm going to continue to roll with it.
There are many things he could have done besides banging Bedard's mom that would get him in trouble. Many other players have gotten put on waivers for off ice stuff. As far as I know, none of them had banged Bedard's mom.BluesSK wrote: Wed Nov 29, 2023 7:53 pmIf he didn't do anything illegal what else could he do that would get him kicked off the team and why keep it under wraps? Patrick Sharp was banging other player's wives/girlfriends and he only got traded. If he did have a relationship with Bedard's mom whose business is it? Are teams interested in signing Perry going to ask the Blackhawks this and do they violate his confidentiality. Basically he is unhireable until facts are known, whether they are public record or not.Dave's a mess wrote: Wed Nov 29, 2023 1:54 pm Quick, lame disclaimer here that the Mrs. Bedard rumor has been denied by anyone that would actually know and is almost assuredly pure bullshit, but the truth is probably worse and way less funny, so I'm going to continue to roll with it.
I think there is some truth to this rumor. It's a really bad look for the League. The NHL and their media lapdogs are being very tight lipped about this whole incident and are being extremely touchy about it when questioned.
Such as? They already said it wasn't illegal. If it was drug or alcohol related the League and NHLPA have a substance abuse and mental health program so they can't void his contract for that. Locker room hijinks? The players were unaware of something like that.Dave's a mess wrote: Wed Nov 29, 2023 8:39 pmThere are many things he could have done besides banging Bedard's mom that would get him in trouble. Many other players have gotten put on waivers for off ice stuff. As far as I know, none of them had banged Bedard's mom.BluesSK wrote: Wed Nov 29, 2023 7:53 pmIf he didn't do anything illegal what else could he do that would get him kicked off the team and why keep it under wraps? Patrick Sharp was banging other player's wives/girlfriends and he only got traded. If he did have a relationship with Bedard's mom whose business is it? Are teams interested in signing Perry going to ask the Blackhawks this and do they violate his confidentiality. Basically he is unhireable until facts are known, whether they are public record or not.Dave's a mess wrote: Wed Nov 29, 2023 1:54 pm Quick, lame disclaimer here that the Mrs. Bedard rumor has been denied by anyone that would actually know and is almost assuredly pure bullshit, but the truth is probably worse and way less funny, so I'm going to continue to roll with it.
I think there is some truth to this rumor. It's a really bad look for the League. The NHL and their media lapdogs are being very tight lipped about this whole incident and are being extremely touchy about it when questioned.
He had sex with her in the locker room??! Scorey Corey you dogJMC-STL wrote: Wed Nov 29, 2023 9:19 pm Hawks GM described the situation as a "workplace matter" and a "team incident." Plot twist ... https://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/389 ... le-conduct
Wouldn't be a worlplace matter. At this point it's only logical to conclude that he banged or tried to bang Bedard himself.BluesSK wrote: Wed Nov 29, 2023 10:45 pmSuch as? They already said it wasn't illegal. If it was drug or alcohol related the League and NHLPA have a substance abuse and mental health program so they can't void his contract for that. Locker room hijinks? The players were unaware of something like that.Dave's a mess wrote: Wed Nov 29, 2023 8:39 pmThere are many things he could have done besides banging Bedard's mom that would get him in trouble. Many other players have gotten put on waivers for off ice stuff. As far as I know, none of them had banged Bedard's mom.BluesSK wrote: Wed Nov 29, 2023 7:53 pm
If he didn't do anything illegal what else could he do that would get him kicked off the team and why keep it under wraps? Patrick Sharp was banging other player's wives/girlfriends and he only got traded. If he did have a relationship with Bedard's mom whose business is it? Are teams interested in signing Perry going to ask the Blackhawks this and do they violate his confidentiality. Basically he is unhireable until facts are known, whether they are public record or not.
I think there is some truth to this rumor. It's a really bad look for the League. The NHL and their media lapdogs are being very tight lipped about this whole incident and are being extremely touchy about it when questioned.
What's left?
Banging Connor's mom. That's what.
Perry becoming Bedard's step father is very much a workplace matter. Conflict of interest, nepotism.Dave's a mess wrote: Thu Nov 30, 2023 8:52 amWouldn't be a worlplace matter. At this point it's only logical to conclude that he banged or tried to bang Bedard himself.BluesSK wrote: Wed Nov 29, 2023 10:45 pmSuch as? They already said it wasn't illegal. If it was drug or alcohol related the League and NHLPA have a substance abuse and mental health program so they can't void his contract for that. Locker room hijinks? The players were unaware of something like that.Dave's a mess wrote: Wed Nov 29, 2023 8:39 pm
There are many things he could have done besides banging Bedard's mom that would get him in trouble. Many other players have gotten put on waivers for off ice stuff. As far as I know, none of them had banged Bedard's mom.
What's left?
Banging Connor's mom. That's what.
Always love a Lars Eller cameo too. He gets a +1 on the play.
Ozzies09tc wrote: Wed Nov 01, 2023 12:45 pmIt's already sold out with orders on backorderJMC-STL wrote: Tue Oct 31, 2023 8:09 amHUGE opportunity for Osh's side hustle and his pass-backwards thinking employers to develop & introduce (in about 10 years when they realize they've lost 85% of their audience) a head-to-toe combo advertising projection screen & hockey-strong protective body suit. QUICK, @T.C. - Patent that, and you'll be able to demand full-boat Blues season tickets in a Club-level suite AND free-for-life highest-def-imagineable unlimited streaming privileges!Dread_Pirate_Westley wrote: Mon Oct 30, 2023 11:02 amI think the league will mandate them if they can figure out how to put advertising on the neck guard.
https://thehockeynews.com/nhl/washingto ... neck-guard
Just wear chain-mail like the Templars... St Louis was wearing it when he posed for his statue in Forest Park.T.C. wrote: Mon Dec 04, 2023 2:01 pmOzzies09tc wrote: Wed Nov 01, 2023 12:45 pmIt's already sold out with orders on backorderJMC-STL wrote: Tue Oct 31, 2023 8:09 am
HUGE opportunity for Osh's side hustle and his pass-backwards thinking employers to develop & introduce (in about 10 years when they realize they've lost 85% of their audience) a head-to-toe combo advertising projection screen & hockey-strong protective body suit. QUICK, @T.C. - Patent that, and you'll be able to demand full-boat Blues season tickets in a Club-level suite AND free-for-life highest-def-imagineable unlimited streaming privileges!
https://thehockeynews.com/nhl/washingto ... neck-guard
Funny you mention this. Was looking at the standings this morning and thinking how I just don't see a path into the top 3 in the division for the Blues so we're fighting for a wildcard spot and really hard to not see a scenario where Edmonton and the Wild don't storm by the Blues. Not to forget Nashville is playing some damn good hockey right now too. Blues need a good 10 game stretch where they get points in 9 of the 10. Thinking an 8-1-1 stretch. Unfortunately, this team shows no signs of stringing together that many good performances.Dave's a mess wrote: Thu Dec 07, 2023 9:14 am Don't look now, but the first quarter underachievers in the West are heating up. Minnesota has won 4 in a row with their new coach, and Edmonton has won 5 in a row by an aggregate score of 27-8. They're still 5 and 6 points out of the second wild card spot respectively, but plenty of runway for them.
