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Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6127Classy lounge. No wonder they ask you to return regularly. Steady gigs pay the pusher.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6128First time there... it's a hotdog joint. I am assuming drugs due to my foreknowledge of the food service industry.... in which you have to sell drugs to make ends meet..JMC-STL wrote: Mon May 16, 2022 9:46 amClassy lounge. No wonder they ask you to return regularly. Steady gigs pay the pusher.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6129So you're taking spots at Quik Trip now? Didn't realize times were that hard.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon May 16, 2022 10:48 amFirst time there... it's a hotdog joint. I am assuming drugs due to my foreknowledge of the food service industry.... in which you have to sell drugs to make ends meet..
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6130Back Door closed down, so I am without a home.JMC-STL wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 12:26 pmSo you're taking spots at Quik Trip now? Didn't realize times were that hard.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon May 16, 2022 10:48 amFirst time there... it's a hotdog joint. I am assuming drugs due to my foreknowledge of the food service industry.... in which you have to sell drugs to make ends meet..JMC-STL wrote: Mon May 16, 2022 9:46 am
Classy lounge. No wonder they ask you to return regularly. Steady gigs pay the pusher.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6131If the Donner Party could do it, you can to ...CaptSMRT wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 2:52 pmBack Door closed down, so I am without a home.JMC-STL wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 12:26 pmSo you're taking spots at Quik Trip now? Didn't realize times were that hard.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon May 16, 2022 10:48 amFirst time there... it's a hotdog joint. I am assuming drugs due to my foreknowledge of the food service industry.... in which you have to sell drugs to make ends meet..
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6132Does this mean that you're gonna go around robbing people, or stealing their wristwatches while they are sitting at a red light?CaptSMRT wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 2:52 pmBack Door closed down, so I am without a home.JMC-STL wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 12:26 pmSo you're taking spots at Quik Trip now? Didn't realize times were that hard.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon May 16, 2022 10:48 am
First time there... it's a hotdog joint. I am assuming drugs due to my foreknowledge of the food service industry.... in which you have to sell drugs to make ends meet..
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6133YesTurk Sanderson wrote: Wed May 18, 2022 1:09 pmDoes this mean that you're gonna go around robbing people, or stealing their wristwatches while they are sitting at a red light?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6134Your comedic career has gone full circle... You've gone from doing jokes about homeless people to actually being one. I guess that next, you'll be doing stand-up at The Harbor Light.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu May 19, 2022 4:36 pmYesTurk Sanderson wrote: Wed May 18, 2022 1:09 pmDoes this mean that you're gonna go around robbing people, or stealing their wristwatches while they are sitting at a red light?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6135NEver be afraid to set your sights too lowTurk Sanderson wrote: Thu May 19, 2022 5:06 pmYour comedic career has gone full circle... You've gone from doing jokes about homeless people to actually being one. I guess that next, you'll be doing stand-up at The Harbor Light.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu May 19, 2022 4:36 pmYesTurk Sanderson wrote: Wed May 18, 2022 1:09 pm
Does this mean that you're gonna go around robbing people, or stealing their wristwatches while they are sitting at a red light?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6136You should pull your jobs at green lights instead. Help you shed some of that water weight gain & carb pounds from downing all those cherry-lime mojitos during your sets.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu May 19, 2022 4:36 pmYesTurk Sanderson wrote: Wed May 18, 2022 1:09 pmDoes this mean that you're gonna go around robbing people, or stealing their wristwatches while they are sitting at a red light?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6138On Tuesday I saw a guy laying on the ground. I thought he was taking a nap and I was about to give him the business in my head for being so cavalier about where he was laying. as I got closer I noticed he wasn't holding his head to relax... he had fallen off of his bike. I asked him if he was okay... he couldn't respond. I call 911... they arrived in less than 10 mins. Moral of the story... sun glasses make you look cool even if you have a major head wound.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6141Did you steal his bike while he was down?CaptSMRT wrote: Thu May 26, 2022 10:51 pm On Tuesday I saw a guy laying on the ground. I thought he was taking a nap and I was about to give him the business in my head for being so cavalier about where he was laying. as I got closer I noticed he wasn't holding his head to relax... he had fallen off of his bike. I asked him if he was okay... he couldn't respond. I call 911... they arrived in less than 10 mins. Moral of the story... sun glasses make you look cool even if you have a major head wound.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6142He went for the watch instead. Easier to pocket, gets more interest in the street market.Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri May 27, 2022 3:23 pmDid you steal his bike while he was down?CaptSMRT wrote: Thu May 26, 2022 10:51 pmOn Tuesday I saw a guy laying on the ground. I thought he was taking a nap and I was about to give him the business in my head for being so cavalier about where he was laying. as I got closer I noticed he wasn't holding his head to relax... he had fallen off of his bike. I asked him if he was okay... he couldn't respond. I call 911... they arrived in less than 10 mins. Moral of the story... sun glasses make you look cool even if you have a major head wound.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6144My son Reggie is going through a regression, I tell ya! His teacher comes to be and says he is going backwards in his education. At the beginning of the year he was learning to read and now he is a black smith!!!! No appreciation, I tell ya!
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6145Well, Reggie is 19 years old.... that is a long time to spend in elementary school. Maybe pounding hot iron is his jam.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Jun 01, 2022 1:55 pm My son Reggie is going through a regression, I tell ya! His teacher comes to be and says he is going backwards in his education. At the beginning of the year he was learning to read and now he is a black smith!!!! No appreciation, I tell ya!
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6146If you had to suffer through nearly 2 years of home schooling by The Cap'n, wouldn't you do anything you could to stick your eye with a hot poker?Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Jun 01, 2022 5:15 pmWell, Reggie is 19 years old.... that is a long time to spend in elementary school. Maybe pounding hot iron is his jam.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Jun 01, 2022 1:55 pm My son Reggie is going through a regression, I tell ya! His teacher comes to be and says he is going backwards in his education. At the beginning of the year he was learning to read and now he is a black smith!!!! No appreciation, I tell ya!
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6147Great point! Now, let's head down the street to that massage parlor that you were talking about.JMC-STL wrote: Wed Jun 01, 2022 9:05 pmIf you had to suffer through nearly 2 years of home schooling by The Cap'n, wouldn't you do anything you could to stick your eye with a hot poker?Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Jun 01, 2022 5:15 pmWell, Reggie is 19 years old.... that is a long time to spend in elementary school. Maybe pounding hot iron is his jam.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Jun 01, 2022 1:55 pm My son Reggie is going through a regression, I tell ya! His teacher comes to be and says he is going backwards in his education. At the beginning of the year he was learning to read and now he is a black smith!!!! No appreciation, I tell ya!
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6148Tom Cruise is an angel sent to Earth to judge humanity...