Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6027Fauci is about to gain function of these hands...JMC-STL wrote: Thu Feb 10, 2022 12:45 pmTurk Sanderson wrote: Thu Feb 10, 2022 11:51 amAnarchist!CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Feb 10, 2022 11:33 am
Ill walk down the jetway or jet up the walkway, rules don't apply to me, son.
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Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6028Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6029I'm saying I don't take orders from the Government.Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Feb 10, 2022 11:25 pmAre you trying to tell us that you got vaxed-up, or are you dating Fauci's sister?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6030Yes you do, son.CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Feb 11, 2022 7:18 amI'm saying I don't take orders from the Government.Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Feb 10, 2022 11:25 pmAre you trying to tell us that you got vaxed-up, or are you dating Fauci's sister?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6031Religious people are totally blind to how absurd their beliefs are... In a nut shell... A big Wizard... who lives in space... watches everything you do and is handing out demerits for everything he doesn't like. Score good... eternal life. Score bad... you have to live in Earth's basement with Hitler and the rapists. Strangely enough... GOD cares about children... unless they are from Yemen.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6032Im an old testament guy. I like GOD better when he sends a cyclops to punish people for sins.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6033CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Feb 11, 2022 1:07 pmReligious people are totally blind to how absurd their beliefs are... In a nut shell... A big Wizard... who lives in space... watches everything you do and is handing out demerits for everything he doesn't like. Score good... eternal life. Score bad... you have to live in Earth's basement with Hitler and the rapists. Strangely enough... GOD cares about children... unless they are from Yemen.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6035This looks like the guy who invented gas station sushi...
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6036The old testament GOD was doing GOD's work... he wasn't afraid to clean house or pull the Earth over and hit civilization with his shoe. New testament GOD is kind of an absentee parent.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6037New Testament GOD was preoccupied with liquoring up the wedding guests, so they wouldn't sell Him out to Pilate before He could workshop the fishes & loaves thing. Best laid plans of Messiahs and men.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 1:08 pmThe old testament GOD was doing GOD's work... he wasn't afraid to clean house or pull the Earth over and hit civilization with his shoe. New testament GOD is kind of an absentee parent.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6038He just thinks that after a couple thousand years or so, you sinners should be grown up enough to take care of yourselves...CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 1:08 pm The old testament GOD was doing GOD's work... he wasn't afraid to clean house or pull the Earth over and hit civilization with his shoe. New testament GOD is kind of an absentee parent.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6039And yet He still hasn't cut the Jews any slack.Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 5:47 pmHe just thinks that after a couple thousand years or so, you sinners should be grown up enough to take care of yourselves...CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 1:08 pmThe old testament GOD was doing GOD's work... he wasn't afraid to clean house or pull the Earth over and hit civilization with his shoe. New testament GOD is kind of an absentee parent.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6040I was crunching the numbers on COVID and it struck me... nobody has made the connection between the pandemic and Dracula. Hear me out, the virus was transmitted to someone eating a bat. Bat sandwiches in China are like Big Macs. You can get one on every corner, this was no ordinary bat. Now, who do we know that specializes in bats? Bingo.... Dracula. Need proof? If you shoot someone with COVID in the heart with a silver bullet they will no longer be sick.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6041He has other fish to fry.... like trying to figure out how to make lightning go where He wants it to.JMC-STL wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 7:02 pmAnd yet He still hasn't cut the Jews any slack.Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 5:47 pmHe just thinks that after a couple thousand years or so, you sinners should be grown up enough to take care of yourselves...CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 1:08 pmThe old testament GOD was doing GOD's work... he wasn't afraid to clean house or pull the Earth over and hit civilization with his shoe. New testament GOD is kind of an absentee parent.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6042CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:18 pm I was crunching the numbers on COVID and it struck me... nobody has made the connection between the pandemic and Dracula. Hear me out, the virus was transmitted to someone eating a bat. Bat sandwiches in China are like Big Macs. You can get one on every corner, this was no ordinary bat. Now, who do we know that specializes in bats? Bingo.... Dracula. Need proof? If you shoot someone with COVID in the heart with a silver bullet they will no longer be sick.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6043Batman adopted Bats.... Dracula was born one.Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:30 pmbatman - Copy.jpgCaptSMRT wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:18 pm I was crunching the numbers on COVID and it struck me... nobody has made the connection between the pandemic and Dracula. Hear me out, the virus was transmitted to someone eating a bat. Bat sandwiches in China are like Big Macs. You can get one on every corner, this was no ordinary bat. Now, who do we know that specializes in bats? Bingo.... Dracula. Need proof? If you shoot someone with COVID in the heart with a silver bullet they will no longer be sick.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6044And Ozzie bit their heads off.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Feb 16, 2022 6:31 amBatman adopted Bats.... Dracula was born one.Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:30 pmbatman - Copy.jpgCaptSMRT wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:18 pmI was crunching the numbers on COVID and it struck me... nobody has made the connection between the pandemic and Dracula. Hear me out, the virus was transmitted to someone eating a bat. Bat sandwiches in China are like Big Macs. You can get one on every corner, this was no ordinary bat. Now, who do we know that specializes in bats? Bingo.... Dracula. Need proof? If you shoot someone with COVID in the heart with a silver bullet they will no longer be sick.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6045February is the dominatrix of months... she will trick you into thinking its spring and then run in and twist your nipples off with an ice storm
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6046She'll jerk you off with a 60 degree day and might even let you cum... but shes gonna make you eat it
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6047I'd rather date The Ides of March, then.CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Feb 19, 2022 8:01 amShe'll jerk you off with a 60 degree day and might even let you cum... but shes gonna make you eat it
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6049Tell the guy who runs that place that I would rather fuck a porcupine, while wearing a rubber made of cactus leaves, than listen to his fucked-up sound system any more.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6050There is a thing called Google reviewsTurk Sanderson wrote: Tue Feb 22, 2022 9:17 pm Tell the guy who runs that place that I would rather fuck a porcupine, while wearing a rubber made of cactus leaves, than listen to his fucked-up sound system any more.