You get three or four drunken crickets in your living room, and you’d think you were at an Irish wake.CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Mar 07, 2021 6:34 pmDrunken crickets think they are all Zen and tell you desire is the root of all suffering...and all you want them to do is shut up, so they are right.JMC-STL wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 9:43 pm"I'm............very............small............"Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 1:33 pm
A drunken cricket makes the same sounds as playing Beatles records backwards.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5502The only thing worse than a drunken cricket is one that likes new country music.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Mar 07, 2021 10:45 pmYou get three or four drunken crickets in your living room, and you’d think you were at an Irish wake.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5503A drunken cricket won't fuck another cricket...he only wants a grasshopper.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5507QUESTION: Is it a punishable offensive prescribed in the Stand-up Comedians Code of Ethics to call out a fellow member in a hockey thread? Just asking for a ... oh, never mind...
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5508Ethics??? You're kidding, right?JMC-STL wrote: Sat Mar 13, 2021 4:12 am QUESTION: Is it a punishable offensive prescribed in the Stand-up Comedians Code of Ethics to call out a fellow member in a hockey thread? Just asking for a ... oh, never mind...
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5509Somebody PLEASE tell me this shit isn't on TV ...
https://soapdirt.com/1000-lb-sisters-tammy-slaton-drop/
https://soapdirt.com/1000-lb-sisters-tammy-slaton-drop/
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5510The three common themes of literature are man vs man, man vs nature, and the Sun invented racism.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5511Edgy. But in a good way, mind you. Keep it up.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Mar 15, 2021 4:00 pmThe three common themes of literature are man vs man, man vs nature, and the Sun invented racism.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5512I started thinking about the themes of literature and they seem to be limited. How did Man vs Mother in Law slip by?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5513That one's been done to death. Including my own mother-in-law.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 11:38 amI started thinking about the themes of literature and they seem to be limited. How did Man vs Mother in Law slip by?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5514Do you hear that? Its the sound of ten million liberal bloggers borrowing money from their parents to pay their rent since Trump stopped tweeting.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5515Can you score me a pair of tickets to the movie premiere & a copy of the book autographed by The Foot himself? Mrs. JMC might just let me outta the dog house to pee for that bundle.
Tribune Publishing
Mainers' frightening encounters with Bigfoot highlighted in new book and film
Troy R. Bennett, Bangor Daily News, Maine
Tue, March 23, 2021, 6:33 AM
Mar. 23—PORTLAND, Maine — It was a perfect day for fishing. Rising trout dimpled the smooth, dark waters of Green Pond in Moro Plantation. Jeff Kaine savored the day, floating and casting until nearly dark. It was one of his favorite spots in all Aroostook County and Kaine had angled trout there at least a dozen times before.
Around 7 p.m. a deep, angry, resonant roar exploded across the water. The sudden blast left Kaine frozen in fear. Every hair on his body was standing straight up when the howl finally ended, a full five seconds later.
Kaine then paddled for shore as fast as he could, ran up a hill to his truck and tore off down the dirt access road, still wearing his waders.
"I was freaked the hell out," Kaine said. "I've never heard any animal sound like that before and no human could ever replicate what I heard that evening."
That was May 2007. He hasn't been back since. ...
Read more at: https://www.yahoo.com/news/mainers-frig ... 00219.html
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5516No-one should be surprised by this... he has to go somewhere when God is burning down the West coast trying to zap him with lightning.JMC-STL wrote: Tue Mar 23, 2021 6:58 pm Can you score me a pair of tickets to the movie premiere & a copy of the book autographed by The Foot himself? Mrs. JMC might just let me outta the dog house to pee for that bundle.
Tribune Publishing
Mainers' frightening encounters with Bigfoot highlighted in new book and film
Troy R. Bennett, Bangor Daily News, Maine
Tue, March 23, 2021, 6:33 AM
Mar. 23—PORTLAND, Maine — It was a perfect day for fishing. Rising trout dimpled the smooth, dark waters of Green Pond in Moro Plantation. Jeff Kaine savored the day, floating and casting until nearly dark. It was one of his favorite spots in all Aroostook County and Kaine had angled trout there at least a dozen times before.
Around 7 p.m. a deep, angry, resonant roar exploded across the water. The sudden blast left Kaine frozen in fear. Every hair on his body was standing straight up when the howl finally ended, a full five seconds later.
Kaine then paddled for shore as fast as he could, ran up a hill to his truck and tore off down the dirt access road, still wearing his waders.
"I was freaked the hell out," Kaine said. "I've never heard any animal sound like that before and no human could ever replicate what I heard that evening."
That was May 2007. He hasn't been back since. ...
Read more at: https://www.yahoo.com/news/mainers-frig ... 00219.html
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5517He can lumber, but he can't hide.Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Mar 23, 2021 7:10 pmNo-one should be surprised by this... he has to go somewhere when God is burning down the West coast trying to zap him with lightning.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5518You need to grow a skullet if you ever want to see through the governments lies...a skullet is an antenna for the truth.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5519Did this dude's hat serve the same purpose?CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Mar 25, 2021 2:31 pmYou need to grow a skullet if you ever want to see through the governments lies...a skullet is an antenna for the truth.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5520Artificial skullets results can vary...this guy was obviously over dosing on effort.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5521Does his cellmate prefer him with the dead critter on his head, or without?CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Mar 25, 2021 4:22 pmArtificial skullets results can vary...this guy was obviously over dosing on effort.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5522Def. Clam Beard:
When a woman shaves the top of her snatch and lets the bottom grow out.
When a woman shaves the top of her snatch and lets the bottom grow out.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5523I thought "Def. Clam Beard" was a hairy hip-hop artist from Martha's Vineyard.Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Mar 25, 2021 6:28 pmDef. Clam Beard:
When a woman shaves the top of her snatch and lets the bottom grow out.
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Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5524No ... that's Curly SimonJMC-STL wrote: Thu Mar 25, 2021 9:37 pmI thought "Def. Clam Beard" was a hairy hip-hop artist from Martha's Vineyard.Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Mar 25, 2021 6:28 pmDef. Clam Beard:
When a woman shaves the top of her snatch and lets the bottom grow out.![]()
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5525Can someone 'splain to me how a firearm like this can be called a "pistol"? ![Confused :?](./images/smilies/icon_e_confused.gif)
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