C.C. was the man!CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Sep 06, 2020 9:21 pmC.C. Stinky Jock releases six posthumous albums.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Sep 06, 2020 9:00 pmHard to imagine a more dangerous profession than being a rapper.... there's like three or four of them killed per week...and nobody gets upset... it's just to be expected, i guess. It's like a dude walks into a bar, and the bartender says:
"Hey, Mike.... I saw that you brother C.C. Stinky Jock got shot this morning."
Mike:
"Yeah... Gimme a Colt and a shot of Sweet Lucy."
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5152The future has always been envisioned like Star Trek...perfect and clean. Turns out it is people eating cats to survive the civil war. Instead of warp speed we have invented ten different kinds of tear gas, the war with the Klingons has been replaced by the Proud Boys, instead of making first contact with the Vulcans we go through their old tweets and get them fired.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5153Warp Speed is the program to find the cure for the invisible killer COVID-19... which does sound like something from Star Trek... Warp Speed is not to be confused with Warped Mind who is an orange skinned alien who’s trying to brainwash earthlings and take over the planet.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Sep 08, 2020 7:08 am The future has always been envisioned like Star Trek...perfect and clean. Turns out it is people eating cats to survive the civil war. Instead of warp speed we have invented ten different kinds of tear gas, the war with the Klingons has been replaced by the Proud Boys, instead of making first contact with the Vulcans we go through their old tweets and get them fired.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5154Instead of utopia we get Donald Trump JrTurk Sanderson wrote: Tue Sep 08, 2020 9:13 amWarp Speed is the program to find the cure for the invisible killer COVID-19... which does sound like something from Star Trek... Warp Speed is not to be confused with Warped Mind who is an orange skinned alien who’s trying to brainwash earthlings and take over the planet.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Sep 08, 2020 7:08 am The future has always been envisioned like Star Trek...perfect and clean. Turns out it is people eating cats to survive the civil war. Instead of warp speed we have invented ten different kinds of tear gas, the war with the Klingons has been replaced by the Proud Boys, instead of making first contact with the Vulcans we go through their old tweets and get them fired.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5155...but Hillary's e-mails!CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Sep 10, 2020 6:44 amInstead of utopia we get Donald Trump JrTurk Sanderson wrote: Tue Sep 08, 2020 9:13 amWarp Speed is the program to find the cure for the invisible killer COVID-19... which does sound like something from Star Trek... Warp Speed is not to be confused with Warped Mind who is an orange skinned alien who’s trying to brainwash earthlings and take over the planet.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Sep 08, 2020 7:08 am The future has always been envisioned like Star Trek...perfect and clean. Turns out it is people eating cats to survive the civil war. Instead of warp speed we have invented ten different kinds of tear gas, the war with the Klingons has been replaced by the Proud Boys, instead of making first contact with the Vulcans we go through their old tweets and get them fired.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5156My father in law told me he has cancer. I asked him where it was and he pointed to his throat, and said HPV...then he reached up top for a high five.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5158Steven Wright would've killed with that punchline...without the exclamation points.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5159I tried delivering things really flat...and it turns out people like my energy.JMC-STL wrote: Mon Sep 14, 2020 12:28 pm Steven Wright would've killed with that punchline...without the exclamation points.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5161I look like my two favorite food groups are grandma hookers, and pills.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5162It's a good thing Disco is dead. America couldn't handle COVI-19 and Night Fever.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5163Disco isn't dead... it's changed it's name to QAnonCaptSMRT wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 7:11 am It's a good thing Disco is dead. America couldn't handle COVI-19 and Night Fever.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5164Your only skin in that game, Rev, is your collection of leisure suits & faux silk shirts with large pointed collars & platform shoes. The clothes make the man of the cloth.Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 10:34 amDisco isn't dead... it's changed it's name to QAnonCaptSMRT wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 7:11 amIt's a good thing Disco is dead. America couldn't handle COVI-19 and Night Fever.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5165Leisure suits are a good "investment". If things get too bad, you can burn them in the fireplace and keep warm.JMC-STL wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 12:01 pmYour only skin in that game, Rev, is your collection of leisure suits & faux silk shirts with large pointed collars & platform shoes. The clothes make the man of the cloth.Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 10:34 amDisco isn't dead... it's changed it's name to QAnonCaptSMRT wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 7:11 amIt's a good thing Disco is dead. America couldn't handle COVI-19 and Night Fever.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5166I was on a street yesterday, 4553 Davison. I was checking my email after inspecting a tree...it was about 8:30am. A man approaches my car and asks me if Im looking for something. I tell him I'm there checking trees, he says to leave...that I am not safe on this street, he was polite and wearing a mask. Urban algebra tells me that I could easily be dead right now...the less polite dealer would have shot first and ditched my car in the river, this was definitely one of the more eye opening events in my 15 years working here. There is no society. There are no countries. There are only individuals.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5167This is clearly a statement on the state of your ride... he wouldn’t be caught dead driving your jalopy down to the river.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 6:14 pm I was on a street yesterday, 4553 Davison. I was checking my email after inspecting a tree...it was about 8:30am. A man approaches my car and asks me if Im looking for something. I tell him I'm there checking trees, he says to leave...that I am not safe on this street, he was polite and wearing a mask. Urban algebra tells me that I could easily be dead right now...the less polite dealer would have shot first and ditched my car in the river, this was definitely one of the more eye opening events in my 15 years working here. There is no society. There are no countries. There are only individuals.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5168My car is six years old...which is ancient by modern car standards.Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 6:45 pmThis is clearly a statement on the state of your ride... he wouldn’t be caught dead driving your jalopy down to the river.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 6:14 pm I was on a street yesterday, 4553 Davison. I was checking my email after inspecting a tree...it was about 8:30am. A man approaches my car and asks me if Im looking for something. I tell him I'm there checking trees, he says to leave...that I am not safe on this street, he was polite and wearing a mask. Urban algebra tells me that I could easily be dead right now...the less polite dealer would have shot first and ditched my car in the river, this was definitely one of the more eye opening events in my 15 years working here. There is no society. There are no countries. There are only individuals.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5169Probably a high trunk lid... if nobody can see your Detroit Lean, you ain’t shit.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 8:06 pmMy car is six years old...which is ancient by modern car standards.Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 6:45 pmThis is clearly a statement on the state of your ride... he wouldn’t be caught dead driving your jalopy down to the river.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 6:14 pm I was on a street yesterday, 4553 Davison. I was checking my email after inspecting a tree...it was about 8:30am. A man approaches my car and asks me if Im looking for something. I tell him I'm there checking trees, he says to leave...that I am not safe on this street, he was polite and wearing a mask. Urban algebra tells me that I could easily be dead right now...the less polite dealer would have shot first and ditched my car in the river, this was definitely one of the more eye opening events in my 15 years working here. There is no society. There are no countries. There are only individuals.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5170Just be sure to take them off first. No need to get overheated before your Heaven's Gate certificate expires.Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 12:04 pmLeisure suits are a good "investment". If things get too bad, you can burn them in the fireplace and keep warm.JMC-STL wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 12:01 pmYour only skin in that game, Rev, is your collection of leisure suits & faux silk shirts with large pointed collars & platform shoes. The clothes make the man of the cloth.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5171If the military had learned to use disco as a weapon, our soldiers would all be home by now.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5172This checks outTurk Sanderson wrote: Wed Sep 16, 2020 9:56 pm If the military had learned to use disco as a weapon, our soldiers would all be home by now.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5173But then the Seabees would be the Bee Gees.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Sep 16, 2020 9:56 pmIf the military had learned to use disco as a weapon, our soldiers would all be home by now.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5174You are on fire!JMC-STL wrote: Thu Sep 17, 2020 12:50 pmBut then the Seabees would be the Bee Gees.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Sep 16, 2020 9:56 pmIf the military had learned to use disco as a weapon, our soldiers would all be home by now.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5175The '70s are in my cultural wheelhouse.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Sep 17, 2020 4:17 pmYou are on fire!JMC-STL wrote: Thu Sep 17, 2020 12:50 pmBut then the Seabees would be the Bee Gees.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Sep 16, 2020 9:56 pmIf the military had learned to use disco as a weapon, our soldiers would all be home by now.