"Honey Mustard" sounds like the stage name of an Afro-Asian porn star.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Aug 27, 2020 7:25 amEverybody fucking hates Dave...I think we may have stumbled upon a Universal constant.JMC-STL wrote: Thu Aug 27, 2020 6:59 am"Honey Mustard" might actually briefly awaken your audience from their self-centered stupor. "Dave" gets you ... "Bring me another Negroni, sweetheart. And where's your nearest charging station?"CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Aug 26, 2020 3:57 pm
His name was supposed to be Honey Mustard, which I thought was funnier than a real name...Dave is what I came up with.
Here's to you Mr Hot Sauce Hero...the pleasure of eating isn't enough without making everything taste hotter than the sun.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5127And you gotta problem with that, Miracle Whip?!Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Aug 27, 2020 12:13 pm"Honey Mustard" sounds like the stage name of an Afro-Asian porn star.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5128Not unless the POTUS is using my tax $$$ to keep her from publishing her tell-all book about their "Coney Island" love affair.JMC-STL wrote: Thu Aug 27, 2020 1:11 pmAnd you gotta problem with that, Miracle Whip?!Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Aug 27, 2020 12:13 pm"Honey Mustard" sounds like the stage name of an Afro-Asian porn star.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5129So was it your anger that drew you to the religious life? Or was it the tax-exempt status?Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Aug 27, 2020 4:21 pmNot unless the POTUS is using my tax $$$ to keep her from publishing her tell-all book about their "Coney Island" love affair.JMC-STL wrote: Thu Aug 27, 2020 1:11 pmAnd you gotta problem with that, Miracle Whip?!Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Aug 27, 2020 12:13 pm"Honey Mustard" sounds like the stage name of an Afro-Asian porn star.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5130Neither, The Burning Bush sent me to save you heathens.JMC-STL wrote: Thu Aug 27, 2020 8:19 pmSo was it your anger that drew you to the religious life? Or was it the tax-exempt status?Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Aug 27, 2020 4:21 pmNot unless the POTUS is using my tax $$$ to keep her from publishing her tell-all book about their "Coney Island" love affair.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5134Before NETflix...the only way to binge a movie was to see it at the theater. I saw Ferris Bueller's Day Off nine times, that means his one day off was better than my entire life, and it was true. E.T. was the number one grossing movie for the 80's...no movie was binged more, it was the favorite of entertainers and luminaries across the world...Ronald Reagan said he thought it was a true story. Something about that movie has never sat right with me....why did an alien come all the way to Earth without pants?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5135If E.T. had stuck around, he could have made a fortune sticking his glowing finger up peoples' poop-chutes and curing COVID-19. He was an alien that was way ahead of his time.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Aug 31, 2020 2:37 pm Before NETflix...the only way to binge a movie was to see it at the theater. I saw Ferris Bueller's Day Off nine times, that means his one day off was better than my entire life, and it was true. E.T. was the number one grossing movie for the 80's...no movie was binged more, it was the favorite of entertainers and luminaries across the world...Ronald Reagan said he thought it was a true story. Something about that movie has never sat right with me....why did an alien come all the way to Earth without pants?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5136A talent directly related to his lack of pants, which was (and maybe still is) a cultural norm on Brodo Asogi. E.T. graduated summa cum laude from the Asogian's most prestigious proctological program. It's more than just a hobby on The Green Planet.Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Aug 31, 2020 9:30 pmIf E.T. had stuck around, he could have made a fortune sticking his glowing finger up peoples' poop-chutes and curing COVID-19. He was an alien that was way ahead of his time.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Aug 31, 2020 2:37 pmBefore NETflix...the only way to binge a movie was to see it at the theater. I saw Ferris Bueller's Day Off nine times, that means his one day off was better than my entire life, and it was true. E.T. was the number one grossing movie for the 80's...no movie was binged more, it was the favorite of entertainers and luminaries across the world...Ronald Reagan said he thought it was a true story. Something about that movie has never sat right with me....why did an alien come all the way to Earth without pants?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5137Big surprise a naked pervert comes from the planet Assogi!!!JMC-STL wrote: Tue Sep 01, 2020 7:34 amA talent directly related to his lack of pants, which was (and maybe still is) a cultural norm on Brodo Asogi. E.T. graduated summa cum laude from the Asogian's most prestigious proctological program. It's more than just a hobby on The Green Planet.Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Aug 31, 2020 9:30 pmIf E.T. had stuck around, he could have made a fortune sticking his glowing finger up peoples' poop-chutes and curing COVID-19. He was an alien that was way ahead of his time.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Aug 31, 2020 2:37 pmBefore NETflix...the only way to binge a movie was to see it at the theater. I saw Ferris Bueller's Day Off nine times, that means his one day off was better than my entire life, and it was true. E.T. was the number one grossing movie for the 80's...no movie was binged more, it was the favorite of entertainers and luminaries across the world...Ronald Reagan said he thought it was a true story. Something about that movie has never sat right with me....why did an alien come all the way to Earth without pants?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5138Guns are so popular in America if you don't get shot in 30 mins or less you get your taxes back.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5139In some states, guns are being brought, as gifts, to baby showers.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Sep 02, 2020 7:24 am Guns are so popular in America if you don't get shot in 30 mins or less you get your taxes back.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5140The only thing that could make guns more popular would be if they shot blow jobs out of the barrel.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Sep 02, 2020 9:27 amIn some states, guns are being brought, as gifts, to baby showers.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Sep 02, 2020 7:24 am Guns are so popular in America if you don't get shot in 30 mins or less you get your taxes back.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5141And to funerals, too. The gift that keeps on giving.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Sep 02, 2020 9:27 amIn some states, guns are being brought, as gifts, to baby showers.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Sep 02, 2020 7:24 amGuns are so popular in America if you don't get shot in 30 mins or less you get your taxes back.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5142Never know who or what you might meet up with on the other side.... unless, of course, you pre-enroll in the Heaven's Gate Program.JMC-STL wrote: Wed Sep 02, 2020 12:28 pmAnd to funerals, too. The gift that keeps on giving.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Sep 02, 2020 9:27 amIn some states, guns are being brought, as gifts, to baby showers.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Sep 02, 2020 7:24 amGuns are so popular in America if you don't get shot in 30 mins or less you get your taxes back.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5143Is there a: "All weapons must be checked at The Gate. Receipts will be provided on request." footnote on those HGP certificates?Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Sep 02, 2020 12:55 pmNever know who or what you might meet up with on the other side.... unless, of course, you pre-enroll in the Heaven's Gate Program.JMC-STL wrote: Wed Sep 02, 2020 12:28 pmAnd to funerals, too. The gift that keeps on giving.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Sep 02, 2020 9:27 amIn some states, guns are being brought, as gifts, to baby showers.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5144With the Heaven's Gate Plan, you get to design your own heaven..... otherwise you are on your own.JMC-STL wrote: Wed Sep 02, 2020 1:07 pmIs there a: "All weapons must be checked at The Gate. Receipts will be provided on request." footnote on those HGP certificates?Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Sep 02, 2020 12:55 pmNever know who or what you might meet up with on the other side.... unless, of course, you pre-enroll in the Heaven's Gate Program.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5149Hard to imagine a more dangerous profession than being a rapper.... there's like three or four of them killed per week...and nobody gets upset... it's just to be expected, i guess. It's like a dude walks into a bar, and the bartender says:
"Hey, Mike.... I saw that you brother C.C. Stinky Jock got shot this morning."
Mike:
"Yeah... Gimme a Colt and a shot of Sweet Lucy."
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5150C.C. Stinky Jock releases six posthumous albums.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Sep 06, 2020 9:00 pmHard to imagine a more dangerous profession than being a rapper.... there's like three or four of them killed per week...and nobody gets upset... it's just to be expected, i guess. It's like a dude walks into a bar, and the bartender says:
"Hey, Mike.... I saw that you brother C.C. Stinky Jock got shot this morning."
Mike:
"Yeah... Gimme a Colt and a shot of Sweet Lucy."