Don't tease meTurk Sanderson wrote: Wed Aug 19, 2020 11:53 amCarrie would have moved all of your furniture in front of the door, and burned your house down around you, a long time ago.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5102She's an easy lover.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Aug 19, 2020 12:13 pmDon't tease meTurk Sanderson wrote: Wed Aug 19, 2020 11:53 amCarrie would have moved all of your furniture in front of the door, and burned your house down around you, a long time ago.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5103Aunt Becky gets 2 months in the Big Full-House and Roger Stone is a free ... whatever you want to call him. SMFH
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5104At least she'll have an extra 3 months to dust & polish the manse before her fashion designer co-conspirator gets back home. Maybe both of them will get some "distance learning" during their time-outs.Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Aug 21, 2020 4:30 pmAunt Becky gets 2 months in the Big Full-House and Roger Stone is a free ... whatever you want to call him. SMFH
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5106Time to turn in your You Tube badge, Cap'n. You'll NEVER beat that for pure entertainment.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5107I can add more monkey men.JMC-STL wrote: Sat Aug 22, 2020 6:30 pm Time to turn in your You Tube badge, Cap'n. You'll NEVER beat that for pure entertainment.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5109Save your money to hire the TDC sound crew. I've read reports that they get The Rev's congregation really fired up on Sundays with their crisp audio tracks, before he picks their pockets.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5110Audio visual equipment is better than it has ever been...I like using the phone because it is easy and the file format doesn't need to be changed. I think my lifeproof case is muting the mic, next time Ill be flying naked.JMC-STL wrote: Sun Aug 23, 2020 9:38 amSave your money to hire the TDC sound crew. I've read reports that they get The Rev's congregation really fired up on Sundays with their crisp audio tracks, before he picks their pockets.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5111Well, if the room wasn't empty before...CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Aug 23, 2020 10:09 amAudio visual equipment is better than it has ever been...I like using the phone because it is easy and the file format doesn't need to be changed. I think my lifeproof case is muting the mic, next time Ill be flying naked.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5112The Proud Boys look like a pile of dirty underwear organized a march to gain civil rights for skid marks
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5113ANTIFA seems like a group of theater kids decided to put on a Street production of The Road Warrior.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5114What?... No love for the Boogaloo Bois in their Magnum P.I. combat gear?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5115They are a hate group with the theme song is from Aladdin...nothing says rugged masculinity like show tunes.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Aug 23, 2020 2:28 pm What?... No love for the Boogaloo Bois in their Magnum P.I. combat gear?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5116Is it "A Whole New World" or "On A Dark Night"?CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Aug 23, 2020 4:33 pmThey are a hate group with the theme song is from Aladdin...nothing says rugged masculinity like show tunes.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Aug 23, 2020 2:28 pmWhat?... No love for the Boogaloo Bois in their Magnum P.I. combat gear?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5118,,,and as the homeless guy was choking me, I recognized the Rolex watch that he was wearing... he was Nick, my financial advisor.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5119Nick is a good guy!!!Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Aug 26, 2020 10:26 am,,,and as the homeless guy was choking me, I recognized the Rolex watch that he was wearing... he was Nick, my financial advisor.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5120I thought his name was "Dave" ...CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Aug 26, 2020 10:42 amNick is a good guy!!!Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Aug 26, 2020 10:26 am,,,and as the homeless guy was choking me, I recognized the Rolex watch that he was wearing... he was Nick, my financial advisor.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5121Dave was the former teacher - turned homeless Super-Hero. You need to buy a program, if you wanna keep track of the Capt'n's homeless friends.JMC-STL wrote: Wed Aug 26, 2020 1:20 pmI thought his name was "Dave" ...CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Aug 26, 2020 10:42 amNick is a good guy!!!Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Aug 26, 2020 10:26 am
,,,and as the homeless guy was choking me, I recognized the Rolex watch that he was wearing... he was Nick, my financial advisor.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5122His name was supposed to be Honey Mustard, which I thought was funnier than a real name...Dave is what I came up with.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Aug 26, 2020 3:03 pmDave was the former teacher - turned homeless Super-Hero. You need to buy a program, if you wanna keep track of the Capt'n's homeless friends.
Here's to you Mr Hot Sauce Hero...the pleasure of eating isn't enough without making everything taste hotter than the sun.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5123"Honey Mustard" might actually briefly awaken your audience from their self-centered stupor. "Dave" gets you ... "Bring me another Negroni, sweetheart. And where's your nearest charging station?"CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Aug 26, 2020 3:57 pmHis name was supposed to be Honey Mustard, which I thought was funnier than a real name...Dave is what I came up with.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Aug 26, 2020 3:03 pmDave was the former teacher - turned homeless Super-Hero. You need to buy a program, if you wanna keep track of the Capt'n's homeless friends.
Here's to you Mr Hot Sauce Hero...the pleasure of eating isn't enough without making everything taste hotter than the sun.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5124Everybody fucking hates Dave...I think we may have stumbled upon a Universal constant.JMC-STL wrote: Thu Aug 27, 2020 6:59 am"Honey Mustard" might actually briefly awaken your audience from their self-centered stupor. "Dave" gets you ... "Bring me another Negroni, sweetheart. And where's your nearest charging station?"CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Aug 26, 2020 3:57 pmHis name was supposed to be Honey Mustard, which I thought was funnier than a real name...Dave is what I came up with.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Aug 26, 2020 3:03 pm
Dave was the former teacher - turned homeless Super-Hero. You need to buy a program, if you wanna keep track of the Capt'n's homeless friends.
Here's to you Mr Hot Sauce Hero...the pleasure of eating isn't enough without making everything taste hotter than the sun.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5125if farts were measured like Hurricanes people would respect the damage they do more.