"Go Time" for the third & final Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum ... Variety: Gene Dynarski, ‘Seinfeld’ and ‘Star Trek’ Actor, Dies at 86
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277Don Shula, RIP, 90 yrs old, only coach to have the perfect season. Class act.
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278Only NFL coach to have a perfect season (and playoffs). A total of 7 NCAA men's basketball teams have accomplished that feat, 4 of them UCLA teams coached by John Wooden (1964, 1967, 1972, and 1973).BlueinNy wrote: Mon May 04, 2020 9:59 amDon Shula, RIP, 90 yrs old, only coach to have the perfect season. Class act.
R.I.P. to Coach Shula, nonetheless.
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279..always wondered how he enforced that "No sex after Tuesday rule" of his.
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280You're fallin' down on the job, Rev - how did we miss this? Pussy Galore is no more ... BBC Obituary: Honor Blackman
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281AHHH, PUSSY.JMC-STL wrote: Wed May 06, 2020 7:13 am You're fallin' down on the job, Rev - how did we miss this? Pussy Galore is no more ... BBC Obituary: Honor Blackman
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282The Sean Connery James Bond would wasted Putin before breakfast and stopped by N.K. and polished off KIm Jong Un on his way back home to fuck Miss Moneypenny before dinner.JMC-STL wrote: Wed May 06, 2020 7:13 am You're fallin' down on the job, Rev - how did we miss this? Pussy Galore is no more ... BBC Obituary: Honor Blackman
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283Not in a COVID World. Moneypenny would have to give him a hand job in the ICU using a robot arm.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed May 06, 2020 6:32 pmThe Sean Connery James Bond would wasted Putin before breakfast and stopped by N.K. and polished off KIm Jong Un on his way back home to fuck Miss Moneypenny before dinner.
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284We wouldn't be in a COVID world... the Sean Connery Bond would have contained the virus from whence it cometh, and China would have became the new frontier. My Chinese clergy will tell you... IF YOU'D COME TO CHURCH ONCE IN A WHILE... that China was no match for the Sean Connery James Bond.JMC-STL wrote: Wed May 06, 2020 7:27 pmNot in a COVID World. Moneypenny would have to give him a hand job in the ICU using a robot arm.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed May 06, 2020 6:32 pmThe Sean Connery James Bond would wasted Putin before breakfast and stopped by N.K. and polished off KIm Jong Un on his way back home to fuck Miss Moneypenny before dinner.
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285R.I.P. Roy Horn of Siegfried and Roy.
Roy Horn bit the dust at 75 ... After Catching COVID-19
Roy Horn bit the dust at 75 ... After Catching COVID-19
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287Tutti Frutti, aaaaaawwwww Richard..........Rolling Stone: Little Richard, Founding Father of Rock Who Broke Musical Barriers, Dead at 87
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288Little Richard... That's what your high-school classmates called you in the locker room showers. The Burning Bush told me that!JMC-STL wrote: Sat May 09, 2020 10:11 am Tutti Frutti, aaaaaawwwww Richard..........Rolling Stone: Little Richard, Founding Father of Rock Who Broke Musical Barriers, Dead at 87
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289If there was a Burning Bush in our locker room, we were ALL in the wrong locker room.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat May 09, 2020 9:30 pmLittle Richard... That's what your high-school classmates called you in the locker room showers. The Burning Bush told me that!
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290The Burning Bush knows all and sees all.... why do you think St Peter went from " Thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church" to standing at the turn-style punching tickets?... Wouldn't you think that he'd have a cushier after-life than that? I asked The Burning Bush about that, and It said that It didn't want to talk about that right now, but I could sense that whatever happened...it wasn't good.JMC-STL wrote: Sat May 09, 2020 10:31 pmIf there was a Burning Bush in our locker room, we were ALL in the wrong locker room.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat May 09, 2020 9:30 pmLittle Richard... That's what your high-school classmates called you in the locker room showers. The Burning Bush told me that!
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291That's just a retirement gig for Simon. He's like the Walmart Greeter of Heaven. It gives him something to keep him busy; otherwise he'd be puttering around in God's Deity Cave all day, and getting into His stack of Led Zeppelin vinyls. The Stairway to Heaven is no place for mere Apostles.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat May 09, 2020 10:52 pmThe Burning Bush knows all and sees all.... why do you think St Peter went from " Thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church" to standing at the turn-style punching tickets?... Wouldn't you think that he'd have a cushier after-life than that? I asked The Burning Bush about that, and It said that It didn't want to talk about that right now, but I could sense that whatever happened...it wasn't good.
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292R.I.P. Jerry Stiller - Frank Costanza
Dead at 92 years young.
Festivus just won't be the same without him.
Dead at 92 years young.
Festivus just won't be the same without him.
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294R.I.P. Ken Osmond
Eddie Haskell of "Leave It to Beaver" fame, dies at 76
Eddie Haskell of "Leave It to Beaver" fame, dies at 76
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295His first words to St. Peter ... "I'm here to clean the carpets" ... Variety: Richard Herd, ‘Seinfeld’ Actor Who Played Mr. Wilhelm, Dies at 87
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296Him and Frank should have some interesting conversations, if he gets in. Not too sure St Pete is a New York fan.JMC-STL wrote: Tue May 26, 2020 7:57 pm His first words to St. Peter ... "I'm here to clean the carpets" ... Variety: Richard Herd, ‘Seinfeld’ Actor Who Played Mr. Wilhelm, Dies at 87
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297R.I.P. the Fifth Kiss ... UCR: Guitarist Bob Kulick Reportedly Dead at 70
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298And God bless her father, too ... Washington Post: She was the last American to collect a Civil War pension —$73.13 a month. She just died.
... The jaw-dropping fact that someone in the year 2020 was still earning a Civil War pension was the result of two factors: First, Triplett suffered cognitive impairments, qualifying her for the lifelong pension as a helpless adult child of a veteran. Second, her father, Mose Triplett, who’d served as a private in the Confederate Army before defecting to the Union, was on his second marriage when she was born in 1930. He was just a few weeks away from turning 84.
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299Now the U.S. Govt. will have to shut down, and lay off, everyone who works at the Civil War Pensioners Administration. That should wipe out the other 3% of Trump's phony Jobs report.JMC-STL wrote: Sun Jun 07, 2020 7:33 pm And God bless her father, too ... Washington Post: She was the last American to collect a Civil War pension —$73.13 a month. She just died.
... The jaw-dropping fact that someone in the year 2020 was still earning a Civil War pension was the result of two factors: First, Triplett suffered cognitive impairments, qualifying her for the lifelong pension as a helpless adult child of a veteran. Second, her father, Mose Triplett, who’d served as a private in the Confederate Army before defecting to the Union, was on his second marriage when she was born in 1930. He was just a few weeks away from turning 84.
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300He can just send out more DEA agents to hunt down deserving recipients of Civil War pensions from other countries. Who will then deliver them to Homeland Security, and they'll all be deported. USG employment numbers will NEVER go down in this or any other administration.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Jun 07, 2020 9:12 pmNow the U.S. Govt. will have to shut down, and lay off, everyone who works at the Civil War Pensioners Administration. That should wipe out the other 3% of Trump's phony Jobs report.JMC-STL wrote: Sun Jun 07, 2020 7:33 pmAnd God bless her father, too ... Washington Post: She was the last American to collect a Civil War pension —$73.13 a month. She just died.
... The jaw-dropping fact that someone in the year 2020 was still earning a Civil War pension was the result of two factors: First, Triplett suffered cognitive impairments, qualifying her for the lifelong pension as a helpless adult child of a veteran. Second, her father, Mose Triplett, who’d served as a private in the Confederate Army before defecting to the Union, was on his second marriage when she was born in 1930. He was just a few weeks away from turning 84.