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Hey! THAT guy stole my identity! I was wearing plaid shirts, using duct tape, and having my father tell me to keep my stick on the ice, before he was even born! That guy's a phony! He's no backwoodsman! He's from Metro Toronto! I bet he didn't have a moose tear up his back garden like we did, when I was a kid!